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[ + 102 - ] Comment quote №1552
 08.02.2008
Walker: I am watching TV. The phrase in the news: "They managed to catch pedophiles by sending a police officer to meet under the guise of a fourteen-year-old girl." Kill me! T_T

[ + 91 - ] Comment quote №1551
 08.02.2008
Bob: I actually remembered something.
Bobs: Today, my very ex-girlfriend wrote me a text message, saying, thank you for teaching her how to do it. She was purchased by Peugeot today.

[ + 85 - ] Comment quote №1550
 08.02.2008
lauri91 ‎
In the corridor of one of the institutions hanged an announcement with the inscription of about this nature:
"Lost ring with a name inscription. The request to contact... (coordinates)".

Without hanging a day, the announcement was supplemented by the signature: SAURON.

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №1549
 08.02.2008
From friend to friend

From two facts – that I often ride a car, and that people who don’t really want to communicate with me call on my mobile phone – it follows that when someone is very bored, I say, “I go into a tunnel, it seems that the communication is missing,” and I put the phone on. And myself at the cafe or, for example, walking in the park.
And now I sit at home in the kitchen, looking at the cooling coffee and listening for 5 minutes to something I don’t have to listen to. I look at the nails. Finally I decide:
“Igor Vasilyevich, I’m going into the tunnel, I’ll call you again.
I satisfied by putting the phone on the base – and only then I realized that I was talking on the city phone.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №1548
 08.02.2008
Theo (16:23): Oh, funny, my Linux grabbed the DU controller from my TV tuner as a 101/102 keyboard )))
Theo (16:24): We will try...
Theo (16:24): 0123456789
Theo (16:25): It is cool! The numbers work!
Theo was kicked (timeout)
Join the Room
Theo (16:31): Cry... as it turned out, Power too :(

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №1547
 08.02.2008
1: I hate quotes on the tower about the tower, and everyone who writes them has to fuck it!
2 is fun. Time to go.
1: Don’t get in my eyes!

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №1546
 08.02.2008
<magnusíochsleep> fuck how to work not прет
<magnus Áthasleep> I don’t do anything, but I don’t do anything.

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №1545
 08.02.2008
xxxxxxxxxxx:
It was in the summer.

xxxxxxxxxxx:
I sit on the bench, and next to her a young mom is walking her baby, two or three years old. And here, this child got into some concrete hill, climbs there inconveniently and asks the kind of "mother, what is it?".

The xxx:
and she to him: "and this is, the straw, the iron concrete blocks of the square section";

YYYY :
I know the world, fucking.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №1544
 08.02.2008
I suggest expanding the top of the Abyss to 50 or even 100 quotes. Usually there is nothing to read...

The main one can not be read at all, because the only funny thing that comes there has already been read in the top of the Abyss.

by Prog

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №1543
 08.02.2008
Thanks to BOR, I felt like an old woman!! Someone has not seen 3.5 discs, but I remember the 5 inches perfectly!!! to

So who am I? I remember the perforation very well. He worked and broke programs in it... and wrote them in an 8-rice system.
by Grayzer

Go out and live!!! to
by PaHgoM

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №1542
 08.02.2008
I bought a set of gel handles, on the back of the packaging the description of the products:
"The Black Pen of Gel
Monotonous sale for Rossiya
Excellent rigid kiu and super-hard conchiper
Write printing paint easily.
Good waterproof function and protection against freezing.
A kind of fresh projected
Close the cover after use.
Grant period of 2 years
Know the date of production"

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №1541
 08.02.2008
xxx: >Microsoft offered for Yahoo! $44.6 billion
>The company "Rosoboronexport" for such money you can buy >20 aircraft carriers
>project 1143.4 "Admiral Gorshkov" (completed with >aerial group of 16
>plane — $2.2 million), or almost 1,000. Su-30MK fighters ($46 million each)
> or 12,5 thousand T-90s ($3.5 million each)

Yyy: Something Billy clearly missed. What kind of competitor would Google be?
There will be 20 aircraft carriers of 16 fighters on board.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №1540
 08.02.2008
A small age, good experience and practice: you should be jealous, and you...

D is...

D-so elegant to call b... no one has yet managed to.)

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №1539
 08.02.2008
-Bringed home the ration and caught the channel of the store "Polushka"friended with their guards now as you need to go to the store first clarify whether fresh products))))technique!!MLA

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №1538
 08.02.2008
I don’t feel my lips.
You have lips, you have lips.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №1537
 08.02.2008
I just understood why Matt is needed... in a conversational speech he replaces the smiley perfectly... *))

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №1536
 08.02.2008
Coventry (03:26:06 1/02/2008)
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weary (03:26:28 1/02/2008)
Change the aska to the statue and smile like a human!

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №1535
 08.02.2008
Google is hot.
It has a great built-in calculator. You type in the search line "1 pudding in pudding"; it gives "1 pudding = 38 pudding". This I remember from my childhood, but here is what "1 (elephant per square) = 0,000625 hectares", "permanent Planck = 2.6504272 &#215; 10-35 (udav^2) (kg / s)", and "1 (elephant per cubic) = 98.2782929 barrels of oil" for me was a discovery.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №1534
 08.02.2008
Blondes rule the world!! to
*strings was banned by Sophia<moder>
Tanjuha<moder>: you are not right:) Brunettes rule the world!! to
*Lady<moder> was banned by admin
You guys, girls, you guys are wrong.
Men rule the world.

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №1533
 08.02.2008
Hey, I have been on voidex.marcus.home.porno.sex for more than a year.
and there the 10 second image is shown "Stop shaking" in an uncompressed format of 700 megabytes. Crawl up until now.

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