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[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №5524
 20.05.2008
Apartment at the address: Moscow, Chernitsynskiy pass, d.8, square square 114 (Stjelkovskaya city), host: Dorochina Love Federovna, passport series 45 03 No 628320, issued 25.07.2002 OVD "Golianovo" Moscow, registered at the address: Moscow, street. Krasnoyarskaya, d.3, page 2, square by 388. The housewife is unchangeable. PATOLOGICAL ALCHNA!, already a month after instillation (although the contract was concluded for 11 months) must pay more than the contract stipulates. The bet is not returned, Hamit! He threatens to be executed along with his son. People, be careful!! to

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №5523
 20.05.2008
Str!pe: The heights of sex are recognized in the session.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №5522
 20.05.2008
111:Sash, do you think I should put Kasper7 instead of NOD?
222: yes unambiguously and more loudly this will be the unforgettable symphony number 7

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №5521
 20.05.2008
You are the one who is the one who is the one who is the one who is the one who is the one who is the other.
Look at yourself 😉
Izzverg: I am laaaahahahahahahahahah =)
Tagged with: ppt )))

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №5520
 20.05.2008
People who work in the office as administrators.
Look under the keyboard.
Everyone has an A4 format.
With a bunch of all kinds of phones, drawings, things for today... and so on. ? to? to
And also interesting: when I talk on the phone, I draw all kinds of hernia on this same leaflet... why are there flowers all the time...? Everyone is so?
and ==
Brother...
I have almost half a pack there, a map of the Volga FO, two pencil, pencil, (bound), hm.. four phones (need to at least two fellow couples), and on the side of the old 5-inch flopper, which I throw into the incoming =))

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №5519
 20.05.2008
<badazz> what does the speed of the race depend on? ))
<Man_without_member> badazz: From the horse!

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №5518
 20.05.2008
I downloaded a toy about vampires here (pirate), I go through a lesson, there is such a thing, powerfull (full power) is called, I am given a dialogue on the use of this snake:
Potency is the most important parameter of a vampire!Patent, arm yourself with a cold weapon and go to the search for the victim!
I presented it and laid...

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №5517
 20.05.2008
Do you have a “Robotron” photo?
[16:05:04] “Rose Beast” I have a boyfriend))))
Robotron, my girlfriend thinks the same.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №5516
 20.05.2008
From the forum:
Need this song I don't remember who sings - there are such words (single English)
Vargadu du Meik Mi Lovmi
Vargatu du Meik Mi Kef
You hunt with hunting.
Sori Sense To Be De Horde You Sple
singing
Sunny Sunny Hav Eurythoki Over
Sori sens tu bi de horde de vaquer

No one has ever been fooled by Elton.)

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №5515
 20.05.2008
Soon after graduation, so much will be broken!
The fucking!! Do not say so!
– to?? to
My daughter is released.
Sori, you guys! )

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №5514
 20.05.2008
by Lenta.ru
In a residential building in Kiev, an elevator accident occurred: an elevator with 10 passengers fell... In the elevator designed for 630 kg entered 10 people with a total weight of about 800 kg. The cause of the accident is under investigation."

Did you play the first Half? O_0

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №5513
 20.05.2008
I had an idea for a microphone!
E-mail Loss Detection Add-in (ELDA)
They need to release Embedded Business-Logig Organizer (EBLO)
Let the eBloom trade.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №5512
 20.05.2008
Do you know how to make oxygen metal?
1) pour oxygen with milk - the acidity level drops and he becomes popsovik
2) Shed the popsovich shit and he becomes a fuck-punk
3) pour the fucking punch with lead and it will become a metallurgy

O_O

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №5511
 20.05.2008
I go on a march. There’s a good phone call, and music from "What? Where is? When?", I didn’t stop and said on the whole marchroute when he got the phone: "Attention! answered by Alexandra friends" )))

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №5510
 20.05.2008
It’s a joke, just be mine.

She: I will of course. You alone will not have much of me.

He: What is such a terrible imbalance if we are alone? and :)

She: Not why there will be a beautiful imbalance

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №5509
 20.05.2008
<stallon> Why when you drink vodka in the evening, you must cross in the morning?and :(
<max> Because this is the army of sons!

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №5508
 20.05.2008
Do you remember I told you that programming is like drinking a spoonful?
2: well
1: so here, your "shorten time" is like a strap. It will be quick, but with a slide.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №5507
 20.05.2008
I am talking to a Russian girl who currently lives in Australia

XXX is
Who are you working for?

YYYY

Secrets in the Club

HHH

Stop the guard?

WOWU
Yes Yes

WOWU
struck at the door.

HHH
Here are the fucking Russian girls in Australia.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №5506
 20.05.2008
The Young Padman
I also have a hobby.

Olive
Oh!

Olive
Which?

The Young Padman
I also have a hobby.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №5505
 20.05.2008
He is:
I am a real gentleman.
She is:
I noticed the horse.
He is:
0 and what is not?
She is:
"Let me take your bag until no one sees it" - it was more beautiful

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