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[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №6158
 30.05.2008
by Ser
I go out of the entrance. stands a new hammer 2 and on the side of the nails scratched: shower the aftamobile :)
by Ser
I liked someone.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №6157
 30.05.2008
[14:14] <&Okc[a]> I, by the way, when I was a kid, well, quite small, in the kindergarten still, always thought that the topolish puch, this puch from the meat mixture flies when the bird is rubbed

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №6156
 30.05.2008
XXX is
Who made the BD (picked the tables/fields)?

YYYY
Vasya

YYYY
What is it?

XXX is
A bunch of mistakes, inconsistencies, car crimes are not placed, etc.

YYYY
Brrrrrrrrrrr

YYYY
Do not touch the prints, or the requests will cease to work

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №6155
 30.05.2008
He >> mla... got a smiley slide!

She >> and thyyyyya, and thy))

She >> * showed fac*

He >> * showed the hook and ran* ))))

She >> *stabbed her leg under the ass*

She >> :-P

He >> * did not get, slid, whisked the whisky about the bardure and the saliva flowed from the mouth*

She >> would say immediately that she was busy... ((

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №6154
 30.05.2008
The ugly pig! I can’t say anything gentle and gentle.
Q: The hue? and :)

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №6153
 30.05.2008
bini (02:27 PM) :
Fuck, once again I understand that before going out in the universe, the weather should be looked out the window, not on Gismeteo (((

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №6152
 30.05.2008
Leshij>What is the Pandora’s Box?
Mike> Me... Imagine that you’ve been broken
Leshij> and
Mike> All posts have been posted
Mike> And all this was read by your wife, mistress and boss
Leshij> The Fuck!
Mike> and WooT.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №6151
 30.05.2008
I have not laughed so long ago.
XXX: Walked in the center near Petropavlovka, well, there are always different shops, tourists get all sorts of smoothies. I decided to look up and look at the bear. I open it, and it is smaller with the road. Less than a bear again.
XXX: Overall, a rather original look

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №6150
 30.05.2008
I found it on the forum.no

Have you ever had a thing that you go to the pit for the grandmothers, and he’s picking you off?
I’ve been there twice, untouched.
You come to him, who are you in life? Is there a grandmother? What if I find?
He is like a goose sauce.
And he gave them in the dungeon.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №6149
 30.05.2008
The driver of the car VAZ 2104 with the letter "L" on the front buffer, I very much wish to meet you. The driver of the car "EXUS".

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №6148
 30.05.2008
At our work, a neighboring department came to us with a complaint that our access point with its radiation kills their brains Smile))
She refused to wear sheets :-/

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №6147
 30.05.2008
Perec> The boss said to me: "...the work has to be done..."
Vootshi> The boss is a man?
Perec>... the chief is the mushic...
Vootshi> The Boss - SAYED, THE Boss - DID!!! to

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №6146
 30.05.2008
"He brought the cat...
He made a toy for her and hanged it on the door.
Now I mite and pin this toy - I show the cat how to play... fascinating
Now I’m playing and the cat is watching.
It should be the opposite..."

Imagine how you will teach your cat to the toilet.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №6145
 30.05.2008
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YYY: Aha cut off riding, friend stylist is one

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He does not shave, he does not shave. How the monkey is crazy now (((

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №6144
 30.05.2008
[Das Tier 20:38:10]
This is due to the password recovery system.
[=INDIGO= 20:38:32]
clearly
[=INDIGO= 20:38:41]
It is like a mailbox.
[Das Tier 20:38:55]
Aha
[Das Tier 20:38:58]
and :)
[=INDIGO= 20:40:21]
My friend stole a mailbox like that. It helps in this question when the password is restored.
[=INDIGO= 20:41:33]
And instead of her question she created it was written: "Che, the mail fucking?!Sorry for the quote :)

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №6143
 30.05.2008
T: I propose a revolution: that the first lecture in the universe should begin at 11 a.m.!!! to
Masha : Yes!
Maia: I support
T: We sent this message to another 2 million students and 1 president)))

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №6142
 30.05.2008
In the office:
Chel sits behind the computer... 60 years old and what is there trying to send to the print...
The printer is in the next room.
The cry from the room: "What is the weather here? Your mother is 8 pages!and "
After 5 minutes: "what do you say? What are the other interest rates?and "
And Chel sits and teens a little so... practices about himself: "Hi Satanam... that for *uйня...*la"

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №6141
 30.05.2008
The new admin is harsh.
XHH: I came to the bugs and began to shake them. I even said that the computer tables are dirty))
XHH: Somebody timidly tried to object to him, saying it was not in his jurisdiction, and clean tables.
He raised the keyboard, turned over and shook.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №6140
 30.05.2008
XXX: I know him.
Do not eat too much to not get hungry again =)
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №6139
 30.05.2008
Travikspb
He was 40 minutes late at work.

Michael T
Have you been removed?

Travikspb
I came first... I fucking out of my office..

Michael T
))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

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