There are fewer and fewer normal people.
Survey on the forum:"What kind of condoms do you prefer?"
The first genius answer- "Phuy in which to shake"

topic in the forum. I liked the question...

..."Someone has fallen into this situation. She learned about her mistress. Probably grabbed in the phone and called her, loaded. How to get her back now? She does not answer SMS, does not take the phone! How to get back the mistress?and "

I bought a new drive yesterday. I chose the drive, well, and I show the seller what drive I need, I chose the SATA-shiny NEC, and I say that the shelf is needed for it: information and power. I get a drive, shuffles. I am paying. I go. I sit in the car, look at the slides, and I understand that the information book was then given under the IDE.
I go back to the store, I say that I've been placed under IDE, not under SATA, the seller thinks a few seconds, and gives a genius-filled phrase "So they are equally worth it!".
I found nothing to answer...

Lohmaty
This is a delicate question :-[
It was yesterday, eh?

Hlomzik
Oh... what?
Do you remember anything? and ;)

Hlomzik
They drank, took pictures, and then made calyans.
Nothing like that)

Lohmaty
and ah. It is good that nothing :)
Why is it fun to fly to the office, and at the same time focusing on trying to determine what worries you more: an hour and a half late to work or the fact that you can't remember the whole second half of the night.

Hlomzik
))))))))

Lohmaty
That would still be small things. In the morning, when I jumped out of bed and broke up to gather, not cut into my backpack.
But the shit on the doorstep of the office I suddenly gathered that from it in the whole of some Indian northeastern monsoon oreth... %)

Lohmaty
I appear all in the soap in the middle of the day in the office, and because of the back I have the whole fiss spread "iner-maaa, iner-maaa, iner-maaaaa"

Reply to Phone:
The phone has everything you need. The model works perfectly: Wi-Fi, bluetooth, voice set (by the way, plus a big, there is no need to record anything in advance - the phone itself will read everything and then understand; the voice set works even in the underground train!Office, VoIP, in short, no calls. A smart model, even smarter than some security guards on parking lots.

Q4: Assessment of Spam
Hello, my name is Christina, I am 7 years old and I am dead. If you don’t send this letter to 15 people within 10 minutes, I’ll stand on your bed with a knife and then kill you...what’s good if you send a letter to all 15 people, one person will call and say he loves you. You have no right to break the chain.
Q4: I was rattled
by K4: =)
Tagged: to be
Category: Ahtung
Did you send it as written?
K4: Not to go.
I am Shao Ipanulso
Tagged with: rofl
I want to see a dead girl.)

Listen, what can be considered a betrayal?
2: Well, if someone sees your member, it is betrayal.
1: this is what it turns out, I regularly betray my wife in the sports hall with several men in the shower.

Skype is 10 years old! He has anniversary! Send this message to 10 contacts. Your image will have a golden frame. You’ll get new smiles!”

YYY:...and I will have a bigger cock, a bigger bitch, and the press will become so sexy that the ticks will be pulled... I will learn to fly and many other wonders will happen to me...
c) Cock

and bleak! Just watched the announcement of the apartment!
One of them killed!!! to
I will rent a room in Kiev (Red Branch of the Metro). Women up to 30 for sex. The length of your stay depends on you. Photography is mandatory.
andquot;

Jon is
Cube, pyramid, ball, cylinder, what else can be added? There is more room for the button remains and reduce the window linen

Scorpion
The Tea 😉

(Whoever has opened 3dsmax will understand)

From Asha
XXX What is there? and :-)
Then came the evil uncle. It fights.
XXX What do you need?? to
He does not argue with us, he does argue with us.
YYY is a sleeve!

It was a long time ago, I just bought a computer.
I come home, he is in pain, the computer is dead, does not load... I turn on, hangs on a greeting... I ask: what did I do with him? I installed antivirus...which one? he - no.. casper and nod.. i - da yopi.. overload the computer in safe mode, remove the node... he - zainkaaa, and maybe Dr. Weber remove??? O_O

Arf: There is a belief that hamsters live for four hundred years, because I don't have any of my acquaintances who had a hamster died of old age.

M: You... you’re ignoring me... I don’t know what to do. I’ll fall from the roof or cut my veins, I can’t live that way! Why are you ignoring me?! to
I: Sweatshirt, you got me! Put your suicidal thoughts in your own ass. How much can I spend my nerves on you!
M: Why are you spending your nerves on me? You have to ignore me!

O_O

Recently got a job as a Sisadmin, and for the first time in his life on the subconscious level began to swipe a sweater in his pants.

Odmin - according to the Russian folk beliefs, a child replaced by a devil or a witch. Odmin is considered a crying, ugly and ugly child. There is a story that one woman, on the advice of the nurses, took Odmin to a wicked place and began to cut him with a wreath. The witch then brought the kidnapped child and took her own. In order to avoid the crushing of the child, the young people light a candle at night from the birth of the child until his baptism. Similar beliefs are also found among Great Russians, Poles, Czechs, Latvians and many other peoples. And in Germany, they fear that the newborn will not be abducted by evil spirits. In England in the 16th century, the belief was widespread in the possibility of replacing a child with an elephant. See also N. Sumtsov, "Cultural experiences" (No 81).

and Chase:
Welcome to (:

The Blonde:
Why do you write smiley?

and Chase:
I like it, and what? and q-

The Blonde:
How did you turn R?

She was recently in the hospital with her little one, in the children's room.The playground and equipment, of course, is not the first freshness. I see a high school girl trying to turn on a children’s movie. I watched for a while, I don’t understand what the problem was, then I guessed.
The girl, I say, is a video cassette, not a disc. I have to turn back.
The girl was so surprised, she didn’t even suspect it.
I immediately felt so old.

Thoughts are not horses, they are not taboo.

Nick Blue

Winter 2001 (maybe 2002, I don’t remember exactly). We studied at

evening department of the Lake Branch of MIFI.

As usual, after the meeting, we met with our colleagues. All men are adults.

27-30 years on average, respectively, gave quite strongly. Engaged

Talk about who will push out the giraffe 32 kg more.

One comrade cries, "I press out 13 times", the other, healthier, does not believe and

He claims to push no more than eight times. The word for the word was called,

Give me a double!

I say to a friend - there is, but I have home, and you will pull it yourself.

It should be noted that my friend and I lived at different ends of the street.

Comrade at the end. The street is not long, some 10 minutes walk in one

The side.

gathered and went. They came to me without adventures, took a giraffe. Koriak

First I picked it up as a bag. It was enough for 150 meters. Further pulled

On the shoulder, with two hands, and almost a wool. Wet, damp but hot.

Approaching the house, the root of the giraffe suddenly tries to turn on the stairs

And in the straw. I stop him, I ask why to cross over the swarms, on the

I got the answer – I went there and there, I said I know where to go.

You know so you know. I walked another 50 meters on the sidewalk before entering, and

to the Comrade. Wait 10 minutes, 15 - no root. RJM was taken along with

by Girey.

I decided to go out to see. Looking around, there is no one.

A small explanation - the comrade with whom we walked lived in Khrushchev, whose

3 (three) pieces in a row, and in the last in the course of movement

The third entrance on the fourth floor.

I approach the neighboring (second) house, I hear the door knock, I see

The swinging body moves from the second entrance to the third.

I approach the entrance, open the door and tell you that the house is not that.

Grochot giri, on the second floor level. I get up and see the picture.

The roots are sitting on the stairs, wet like a mouse, a hat in the hand, almost sober.

Giraff next door. And this creature says with a sad voice: "I have two entrances before

The fourth floor has passed – there is no iron door anywhere!” The houses are wrong.