bezdna.su — the best quotes and jokes from the abyss!



[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №9791
 10.09.2008
Daughter of Dad:
Your head smells so ugly... your brains.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №9790
 10.09.2008
Galia
You are all shy.
I am
NOA
I am
A man without a member.
Galia Guryanova
A member without a man.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №9789
 10.09.2008
from the useless_faq community:

Q: Why do internal organs not itch?

A: Is this a legal or anatomical question?

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №9788
 10.09.2008
Better to meet the girls, better to do business, better to study!!! I have a wife and a mistress! I’d rather be in the wool and the ambulance!

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №9787
 10.09.2008
Windows ended activation and he decided to do my ass, closed all access and left only the activation window and access to the innet to зарегиццо мона was. Gone with the yandex and immediately found the crackers, and under each zip-archive the author kindly wrote that they were type only for familiarization, crying for a long time. But Cheta Lenin was all of this to mock. A little by the way, he understood that the browsing machine from microsoft opens up exhibits and more generally everything in the world, launched an opera, vinamp, aska and everything that was desired. He then entered the path to the folder and it turned into a normal window. I found a desk, menu start. The only thing that is a little unusual is the absence of the panel below. Now I wonder if I need an activation :)

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №9786
 10.09.2008
and AAA:
Fuck, you think it's a temporary brain stupidity - sending the first message a fucking stamp "Hi, how are you doing?) )" and! to

and AAA:
I am curious, but is she really so interested in knowing what I am doing? Especially if in response to this you write “I’ve broken all the ribs, shot seven people in the pizza, I’m in search, I’m sitting in a raw basement and I’m writing you the last possible message, and you’re getting the answer.”

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №9785
 10.09.2008
I look at the films, I see: "Penny from Heaven"
Read the title out loud! What did you think of? ;)

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №9784
 10.09.2008
Mistik ‎(1:35):
VCR
I-Bot / Translator ‎ (1:35):
The SSR
Mistik ‎(1:35):
VCR and BITCH!!!! to
I-Bot / Translator ‎ (1:35):
This is a video, shit!!! to

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №9783
 10.09.2008
He: I just want to have a dip relationship.
Is it diplomatic? Cheo would.
He is very, very deep)))

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №9782
 10.09.2008
by Anna Savina (16:56) :
A moment ago we go out with Glory to smoke.And there are admin and proger from the 3rd floor and a guy with them.The face is such a familiar...I smoke without a sense of conscience, but I already feel something not good.Here I ask him:Young man, what are you named?And he me:Sasha. I am in Aachen. I think. Do not give God. And then I say, “Sorry, but you’re smiling so much at my brother... And he says, “And you’re at my sister.” Long time no see you. Are you working here now? Computers barely smoked cigarettes. Indian movie "Santa Barbara".Not worse."Zita and Gita" - Brother! and sister!
All with patchwork.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №9781
 10.09.2008
I wonder why I’m not addicted to smoking. I smoke from the ninth grade and I have no habits.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №9780
 10.09.2008
After a couple of hours of reading the basha, I wanted to find some nice programmer or administrator and take care of him: come home to him and feed a delicious home food, clean up him, have sex with him, and then bring beer to bed :)

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №9779
 10.09.2008
That’s why this is so: two girls come to you and say, “Do you not want to have a good time?” and you ask, “What do you know?” and they answer, “Everything.”
When in full, fucking, seriously you offer to go to the country to go beds spool, suco, squeeze and leave...

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №9778
 10.09.2008
I go to the "meat store" today to buy a cat's liver for food. I look at the pig’s liver. Remembering that a cat would rather eat beef than pork, I raise my eyes at the seller and honestly ask, “Is there a cat liver for sale?”

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №9777
 10.09.2008
Mrack: One of my acquaintances saw 247 unanswered phone calls from her mother in the morning after she was drunk. And that’s from the disc phone!! to

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №9776
 10.09.2008
XXX: Yes, and in general, princesses are not grateful.
You kill dragons, you escape traps.
XXX: the mushrooms again are the frogs
Sorry Mario, but your princess is in another castle!! to

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №9775
 10.09.2008
Children are burning in the garden.
There is a black pearl, two white stripes across the entire car.
A 8 year old boy writes Eternal Flight on the dust door!

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №9774
 10.09.2008
AndrewKS: Throw, I bought a new phone, there the game is simple, unthinkable, but, fucking, so lengthy
AndrewKS: There’s a glass like that, the figures are filled in it. Each figure of four cells.
AndrewKS: If a string is filled, it disappears and everything passes through.
AndrewKS: I played for an hour and couldn’t stop. I fell, and I started again and again. I feel, I sit
That’s how the generation grew up.)
AndrewKS: What are you talking about?

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №9773
 10.09.2008
A friend told me, rollers come from electricity charges in the electric car.
Man 10 company, with swords, in knives
Tired, decided to sleep, sat on the shelves in the tambour, sleep.
Here the control goes in. push one guy, mol, tickets yours
And he asks for a squad, for a weapon! all right behind the swords.
Just not waking up...
The control was almost done. boy, can we go? all they could say

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №9772
 10.09.2008
Sorin said:
I once got caught up with such an eagle on the street, "we give you a wonderful Swedish LED lighting"... I was quite entertained. The lighthouse took it, said thank you, I accepted the gift, put it in the bag and went. He is nearby, "but wait, the gift is that it is sold three times cheaper than in the stores, I didn’t have time to tell you all the terms offered by our company..." And I calmly and joyfully explain to him: "The gift contract is a real deal concluded at the time of its execution. Regardless of the amount, this contract may be concluded orally, as it is executed at the time of conclusion. Your company in your person made me an offer, I accepted it and accepted the gift. The right of ownership to the thing transferred under the contract, unless otherwise agreed, or otherwise provided by law, passes at the moment of the actual transfer of the thing. Thus e. The lamp is already my property, I need nothing more from his firm and from him personally. I am very grateful. No terms of the contract could be discussed, since the donation contract cannot be concluded under a condition, which is expressly stated in the Civil Code. If he believes that I illegally took a thing from him, we can go to the police on the way, and he will make a statement with all the details of the incident. If the police do not help him with anything, then his firm will be able to appeal to the court with a lawsuit against me about the demand for the lamp.

The best quotes and jokes from the bezdna