The salary at state-owned enterprises leads us from the issues of economy to the questions of humanism and humanity

The branches are all dirty. A recent pearl of one of the managers: “You understand, the client did not say neither yes nor no, but it jumped on his face. That’s why we listed it in potential customers.

I want to buy an apartment, a motorcycle, get married and have children. But with my salary, I can’t even get cockroaches. They need to be fed...

A 7-year-old son loves to play Red Alert 3
Yesterday with him we built a snow fortress on a fenced playground, split up so much that the available building material began to run out. The son gives the phrase twisting another piece:
A field on the verge of depletion.

XXX is WO! Assess what will happen if the verbs are not used.
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX I despised the gloss. Anger on people who praise them.
Yyy: Hm... This will be if the Russian language does not play)
Glagols are shit. I am an embodied contempt for verbs. The anger on people who praise them is indescribable!

XXX: What is better than Photoshop or Mazilla (I was told by Sasset that it was faster)?
Torrent opens faster

My friends agreed that full girls are very popular because they like heroin. Try it once, you won’t go down anymore.

Wholeman: How did your wife agree that all the control of the light would be attached to the server?
VoVanJinn: Who asks women about men’s questions?
If the husband said that now, to turn on the light in the bathroom, you can not touch the switch, but you need to approach the comp and pick up from the console:
> sh smart_house_temp.jar -bathroom_1 -on -auto_off -duration:15min
So the obedient wife will continue to do so now.

today began to think that the only correct answer to the eternal question "why" can only be "and why not?"

Hello to you! 😉 Could you help? 😉 I want to buy an iPhone.
I don’t know what.) help with the choice))))
AAA: Of course I will help, what budget?
The budget? 😉 No, I am studying in business 😉
AAA :....

C of Noemi.

The Constitution prescribes rights, and the procedure for their implementation is determined by federal and local laws, regulations and orders of the executive power. Very often this very order of realization of rights makes this very realization impossible. Everyone is entitled to a million dollars, dollars will be issued every sixth Friday of the month, on the Yamal, under the largest cactus. Have a passport, an INN, a BOBRA speaker and medical insurance.

It was all about the search for the perfect girl. Like meat in the store: less fat, butter and necessarily without bones, and so that from a certain place it was cut, and not cut. And they still take the sausage and complain that it doesn’t taste good.

C of Habr. Comments to the news about printing the lunar base on a 3D printer:

xxx: 3D designers, get ready... soon your time.

YYY: Software developers for 3D designers, get ready... soon your time.

vvv: Iron admins for software developers for 3D designers, get ready... soon your time.

Patent trolls don’t need to be prepared – act!! to

Returning from vacation:
Q: How is it? Have you already gone to work?
A: They have already...

My husband gave me a lip harmonic on March 8 because I had a terrible first trimester of pregnancy toxicity and I was sad.
He thought!That the lip harmonic will complement the image)

Discuss the possible release of the HTC M7 on March 8 on 4pda:
XXX: And somehow he’s not very female, that on March 8th.
YYY: Enhanced vibration was added here. The PMS calendar.

If he says something wrong now, we will think something wrong.

Porn Tracker, subforum for searching for movies by description.
xxx: I’m looking for movies where the anal hustle (specific sound) is heard, usually with double anal penetration DAP if you listen. This is true of the usual anal. (Easy crushing of the sphincter)
Comrade reassured me. We are all with our "tarcans" still almost normal. The author has good luck in his difficult search.

Q: Do you love me?

I am only yours)

Sometimes you’re mine, sometimes you’re yours, right?

I am always yours and at the same time my own, I am Schrödinger’s guy.

WOW... the bleak. Fuck it sounded!

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According to the old good Slavic tradition, the administrator, who resigned from work with a thunderstorm, is remembered by his former superiors with a silent silent word for at least six months.