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[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №77537
 17.02.2013
I am from Chelyabinsk. Sorry, I slept by a meteorite... and I have nothing to say. I didn’t have any glasses or ventilation grids. I am just funny that it was! Well, and maybe foreign SMs will learn to speak "Chelyabinsk", as in their time "Eyyafjallajökull" ^_^

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №77536
 17.02.2013
I asked her what she would prepare for dinner.
End of conversation:

She: Do not ask for the impossible anymore.
He: What exactly?
She: you want a woman to have little of what she decided, what she wants, and clearly formulated it.

[ + 40 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №77535
 17.02.2013
...
The village of Altai is located in the Altai region of the Altai region.

and what about the stop "Nizhny Novgorod" at ul.Nizhny Novgorod in Nizhny Novgorod, Nizhny Novgorod region?and :)

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №77534
 17.02.2013
Magichay: I fuck girls managers who use smiley in business correspondence.
Magichay:... unfortunately figuratively expressed...

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №77533
 17.02.2013
XHH: It would be nothing, but a neighbor with a perforator chasing me in the army, it's my overtake...

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №77532
 17.02.2013
Down the X-Men Songs! Let us sing our Russians! Kathy for example.
YYYYYYYYYYYYY Here Wikipedia says: Katyusha is a popular Russian song. The author of the music is Matthew Blanter, the author of the words is Mikhail Isakovsky.
YYY: Can you just sing?

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №77531
 17.02.2013
I go to the gym every day to try myself.
I don’t drink a single gram since January 12.

2: Cool
2: Meaning of Prayer

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №77530
 17.02.2013
The life of a man can be considered lived not in vain, if he wanted to marry, at least one woman.

[ + 39 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №77529
 17.02.2013
Rexona suggested that girls wear this bracelet so that they realize that they are cows...I can’t look at this advertisement in any other way.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №77528
 17.02.2013
TWOI LUCHIK (19:23:04 17/12/2012)
Offline message (23:22:01 16/12/2012)
I don’t want to talk to you anymore, say goodbye and don’t write to me anymore.

TWOI LUCHIK (22:53:18 17/12/2012)
Hi to

[ + 47 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №77527
 17.02.2013
News on Yandex: "Freedomists headed by a deputies destroyed a monument to Lenin".
There is a lack of monolith and monolith.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №77526
 17.02.2013
@irrriwka: Ukraine is recognized as the most pirate country in the world, has become the leader in the level of slave trade, we have no democracy. I think we live in Tortuga.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №77525
 17.02.2013
From a famous tracker:

XXX: life-affirming video, when you see that the guy in the video is much smaller than you - it so raises the mood
YYY: Let me summarize: you’re sitting and screaming porn to then teenage and mocking an actor who fucking a beautiful little girl and making her look really, you’re the winner.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №77524
 17.02.2013
Yes, missed so missed, fucking we prayed for the end of the house. This was the completion of the project. All ratings would be beaten with a roll of falling on them by a meteorite!

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №77523
 17.02.2013
So how is it? Applying for divorce in February, because of what I saw in August...
Something is fine there... She saw him at his mother's house in the wooden cage.
Without a tail, he puts the polech on the foam and the palm of the bastard.
4 years of acquaintance, 2 scheduled, "I have already told him all kinds of things, and suddenly he will give me a slug anyway".

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №77522
 17.02.2013
Captain Evidence in the Russian depth:
The village of Altai is located in the Altai region of the Altai region.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №77521
 17.02.2013
From the comments to the photo of the metro station Mykinino in one group Vkontakte:

XHH: And the last stations - such a shit made that it is awkward to watch! It was built before, so it was built. Where did all the old, good Metro architects go?

They are probably dead.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №77520
 17.02.2013
Re: “What fucking thing in Russia all the cameras in the cars, this is the law of some?”, “Why so many videos from Russia from the cars?”, “Why all the hectic always happens in Russia?”
“The Russians recorded the fall of a meteorite from how many angles, and the Americans don’t have a record of how a dirty plane falls on the Pentagon?”?”
And another, from another forum – Russians even know where meteorites fall. Filmed from different points. They have surpassed us by a few decades.

So, video recorders on many machines already exist, it can be considered elements of monitoring. It is necessary to make a public high-speed wireless network (for example, wi-fi 802.11ac) - through it you can organize a full monitoring system. It remains only to put a jet protection system on each machine, and the Russian missile defense system will be full-fledged.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №77519
 17.02.2013
Even if you locked me with your girlfriend in the same apartment... naked... for a month... I would even shake and go to another room...

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №77518
 17.02.2013
Hungry geographers know that Lake Pelmen is there!

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