Exler saw a fairy tale:

Ask the child who he loves.
A dog, answered the child.
Parents start to hint hard and ask who else.
Another dog, the child answers.
The parents hint.
Another white cat, the child replies.
The parents hint.
Woody and Baza, the child replies.
The parents hint.
“Looking on TV,” the child replied.
The parents hint.
- Still shooting birds in the iPad, - replies the child.
The parents hint.
“Drink water without bubbles,” the child replies.
The parents hint.
“Even Alina,” the child replies.
The parents hint. The child breathes hard and says:
I still love my parents.

Indeed, they will not be left behind.

I'm like my father's character, but not his growth.
If I had chosen!
HH: I was thinking about that. Here, they say, when souls are reborn, they fill out the questionnaire.
choose the country, city, parents, level of difficulty of life, talents and appearance, and then
All their lives are pumped, dying and checking out the results in the heavenly tournament table.
WOW: Oh, and I end up in heaven or hell.
If there are bonuses left, they can be exchanged for new spheres of life and fill in a new questionnaire for rebirth.

XXX: Hi you Pashko!
Hi, who is this?
XXX is your conscience.
YYY: Do not write to me anymore!

A commentary under the video, where an American tank runs through a burnt car, resulting in a bomb exploding in it:
"They are so mines mine, and if there is no tank then the saper ears clutches and drops the foot on the mine))"

The woman received a notification:
......
The increase in the average salary of pedagogical employees of preschool educational institutions of the Russian Federation is planned to be ensured by increasing the basic (guaranteed) part of the wage, by reducing the minimum salary to 3150 rubles.
......

X: Do you have a cat?
YYY : No.
XXX: It’s a pity... or I’d come, I’d swallow.

So you don’t love her anymore?
222 is not. I just love my job again.)
222: And I will devote myself all to her.)
111, and yes It will be better
222: Better is world domination. This is the work of... ballet.

Sometimes it is interesting to watch TV.

Today's fashion sentence: a glamorous guy with a nice smile, brought by a Jewish mother, dressed comfortably, but somewhat bagged.
The transmission was led by a strange company from the leading in a narrow on the belly tiny shirt, in a colorful butterfly and with an out-of-the-eye towel in the pocket of a basil jacket, a lady of the age with a decolt, as well as a slightly younger lady in an alternative shirt with a cut on thin keys and thin neck in abundant fears. They managed to dress the guy so that he turned into a scattered, finite Gandon in appearance, and even his smile became somewhat unclear.

The power of art, fucking.

Some sections of the roads in our city sometimes have to travel along the side...It’s okay, bleat?!! to

It’s good when something breaks in the house in February. Don’t break your head over a gift for March 8

Polina... Polina... and you’ve ever been called "Polen"?
and never!
and yes? And why?
There was no reason)

Conversation with a girl

XXX: It’s all because of lack of sex.
XXX: Chronic Dysfunction
Yyy: exactly, and how to treat it, Cunilex or Fersex?
XXX is 😉
xxxx: a lot more
xxx: masturbation, I heard, does not help

Survived fucking... now movies from the internet download faster than on the flash(

I got married and expected something... Subconsciously somehow. Something will irritate me in it. And then it turned out that he didn’t throw his socks away!!! And it folds carefully into a bunch... Now I don’t even know, can I ask to scatter? O_O

If today it is 0 degrees and you said on the radio that tomorrow will be 2 times warmer, then how much will it be?
Any technician knows that 0 Celsius is 273 Kelvin. Tomorrow is hell and destruction.

The problem with modern cats is that humans have placed them in a favorable environment.
Ask questions of an existential nature.

The awkward moment when your sarcasm was too thin and you were taken for a dude.

- on request in the Yandex "horse married", reference to the wedding Sobchak only eighth.
Not that lion, not that lion.

I have sorrow sorrow sorrow sorrow sorrow sorrow sorrow sorrow
YYY: Are the cracks over?

The expression "a person is swimming in a pool" can be used even when he is no longer swimming.