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[ + 21 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №83997
 10.07.2013
I was walking with a girlfriend and her 5-year-old daughter. We came to the stop - there is pop. Healthy man, wide-armed, in black red and with a fairly long white beard. The girl walked around him, watched, then approached his mother and quietly asked, "Mom, what about Santa Claus, has Snowball died?" Even the pop itself has swung up :)

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №83996
 10.07.2013
I walked along the road, the look fell on a single-use glove, ironically the wind blowed and showed me the "fact".

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №83995
 10.07.2013
I hate oats. And the milk. You put them on a plate, you wait for them to boil, and they stand in pots, pretending that they are not going to boil at all. But you just have to turn away, right away, fucking, the whole plate will be poured out!!! I’m still silent about milk!! to

[ + 0 - ] Comment quote №83994
 10.07.2013
to this:
...
Skyrim (17:14:36 today)
I’ve got a new album, I’m going to listen ;)

...

Skyrim (20:21:02 today)
I will never move from here.

Skyrim (20:22:15 today)
While listening - in 2 hours came five neighbors, asked the name of the group and one from the neighboring entrance through the balcony - where the album was rolling.

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Listen to such a great thing!!! to

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №83993
 10.07.2013
zot-inside: at work, the girl handed out to the system administrator: "The internet is too slow, make me access to the network not through the p". Such round eyes as I had never seen at the time with admin.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №83992
 10.07.2013
Today is Zam. by gen. Dirac read the resume of the applicant for the position of an employee in those. Department of
[14:25:27] Olga: - last place of work: service center LLC "Hands out of shoulders"... need to take...

[ + 29 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №83991
 10.07.2013
Today I went to take a passport photo and understood why I don’t have a girlfriend.

[ + 35 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №83990
 10.07.2013
I will give for the summer to a family of 15-20 people who love loud music, often organizing holidays, scandals.
The presence and love of using a motoblock, motosilver, gasoline, etc. are welcomed.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №83989
 10.07.2013
to this:

Commissioner for the rights of the child Pavel Astakhov is concerned about the distribution in social networks of content that can harm children, reports RIA Novosti.

The official believes that the universal way to defeat immorality is to “destroy the entire internet.” For now, however, the authorities have to act with less radical methods and conduct an “endless struggle”, only responding to the distribution of prohibited content.

To my child the most severe harm is the information about the living of the children (and wife) of Astakhov in his own villa on the Azure Beach. The civil servant is...your mother.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №83988
 10.07.2013
Now I’m just drinking champagne and absolutely happy.
To be honest, for five years I woke up at five in the morning like a machine started, and, of course, it was hard for me to change my schedule. If you do something five years in a row for 50 weeks a year, one day you realize that it’s your only life and the other just isn’t.

[ + 22 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №83987
 10.07.2013
They want to deprive us of the free internet, and we will take away their expensive cars, the right to drive with flashbacks and much more.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №83986
 10.07.2013
The Chinese are like the Chinese – from correspondence about the delay of the parcel:
We would be grateful if you could give our hard-working pigeon another 5 days to deliver your amazing item.

[ + 35 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №83985
 10.07.2013
You are double fool because we have 200 under the hood to ride 60
Buy a bicycle.
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Grow up to serious cars of the E-Class - then you will be something about how to speak to, and while going to NFS play on. Yes, and the power of the engine does not cancel the PDD - drawn on the mark 40, but on Bugatti Veron.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №83984
 10.07.2013
Elvis: Here are you, the knights, so brave... Take your head to save the princess and you don’t even suspect that when you see the dragon, you will turn around first, and then your horse...

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №83983
 10.07.2013
I practice in the prosecutor's office, in the assignments pause, I read a book of reports on crimes, where the duty writes reports "On the chimmas, snooty humanoids kill pets from laser weapons, take action". The curtain.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №83982
 10.07.2013

I was in the movie and watched a great movie)))
XXX: The Lying
XXX: The Illusion
Yyy: A lie is great!
yyy: The sequel will be called "Lenin is a liar!"

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №83981
 10.07.2013
yyy (21:00) :
fucking

I am now crazy again.

Such a fool

yyy (21:02) :
I am shorter now. In the room the door is double, well two doors. On one weighs the washed cover is dried, the slices with semi-transparent glasses. And the frog part of the cover is illuminated through the second cover so from the bottom a little and it seems like someone's mouth is sitting on the corks and looking.

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Was it covered?

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? to

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Yyy, where are you gone?

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №83980
 10.07.2013
Just talked in the office.
Does anyone know any clowns?
A few people chore: Yes a bunch! Why to you?
Employee: Child on Birthday
Oh no, no, there are no such people!

[ + 30 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №83979
 10.07.2013
A few days ago I returned home with my six-year-old nephew and a few Koreans spoke in their own language to meet us. After they passed, the tribe asks, "Why did they come to our planet?" and for a long time he could not answer.)

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №83978
 10.07.2013
In my childhood I played a lot of dendi. And one day I saw in the newspaper an announcement of some service center, "cartridge refuelling". When I asked my brother what this meant, he replied that the cartridges were devastating over time. After that, I started playing Dendi very little – I was afraid that Mario in the cartridge would end first. So it continued for a while. One day I made a comment to my brother, like don’t play a lot, the games are over. Then came the enlightenment. Both me and my brother were called

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