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[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №84882
 29.07.2013
XXX: "Internet Explorer recognised as the safest browser"
YYY: Because no one uses them.)

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №84881
 29.07.2013
We have the "sucks that blow", employees wishing to enjoy the benefits of civilization in the form of an air conditioner, solemnly handed over a hat and a cloth.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №84880
 29.07.2013
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh
Dad has a new car, and he was psychotic that something was grimping. I went back to the salon today and raised everyone on my ears.
In the service disassembled almost the entire panel, nothing was found. It turns out that my mom put her glasses inside and they grumbled, they got them and the silence...

[ + 38 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №84879
 29.07.2013
Women may not be allowed to work during critical days
I wonder what a man suggested.
I guess they got it these days.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №84878
 29.07.2013
An employee came into the office, opened her laptop and asked:
Where can you access the internet?

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №84877
 29.07.2013
What was the name of the fallen angel of light?
The photon?

L is

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №84876
 29.07.2013
1: The movie is becoming much more dynamic and the fast movements at 25 frames look very blurred.
2: By the way, yes. Once I took an hourly horror film, scrolled it from 100k/s, it was a very dynamic 15min comedy.

[ + 31 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №84875
 29.07.2013
News in the group vk: "In Nikolaev pedophiles beat the activist of the movement «Occupy-Pedophile»"

First comment: is it good or bad?

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №84874
 29.07.2013
I was sitting with my wife in the cafe yesterday. The conversation took place on the topic of the school program on literature, remembered Mayakovsky
I do not think of Mayakovsky as a lyric.
He has great poems, he has great poems.
Yes, I do not argue. "Letters to Lily" I like it very much. But most of what he himself (and many with him) believed was poetry, it was not.
“Well, Skrillex, and many with him, now consider Dabbstep music.
Hm... the shower.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №84873
 29.07.2013
by Artem (16:15) :
I now realized how much shit I had to do... I tried to find something to do and nothing to do.

[ + 23 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №84872
 29.07.2013
Extrimmer: Go to the monks
KXO: No Nafig
Quitting sex for the sake of...
KXO: to fuck what!? to

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №84871
 29.07.2013
Bobbyray: CUM - a store for those who do not issue a passport

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №84870
 29.07.2013
Talk about playing in the evening after working on the network in alpha island with a guy and his friend.
I wrote to a friend, can he?
by : AHA
He will be released at nine.
I: Is it working?
Boy: No, until 9 he plays in tanks )))

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №84869
 29.07.2013
I understood everything! This is just a month of July!!! to

[ + 43 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №84868
 29.07.2013
When I served in the army, here in Germany, we had one funny case. In our room we "lived" four. Two double-layered, iron, rather narrow beds. One of them is right on the left of the entrance door, somewhere in a half-meter. On the upper floor always slept one boy, never stood out, was calm. Then one of the men decided to make a joke about him.
The case was tonight. The boy, after the fight, fell to himself on a loaf and slept peacefully. Everything continued as planned.

A knock on the door. One of us approaches the door, opens it, gets a kick in the stomach and flies almost two meters back. Pašnishka on the upper layer opens her eyes and sees that in the door there is a man in Russian camouflage of the special forces, with a mask on his head, in his hands a calash with a hook. Two dry clicks and my co-worker and I fall from the chairs. Instead of shrinking from fear, the boy grabs one hand and one leg behind the bed frame, and the other sharply pushes away from the wall, throwing the bed on the "special forces". The result is a week of hospital and three cracked ribs. We didn’t joke about him anymore.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №84867
 29.07.2013
My mom is an economist, and my dad is riding for blood and driving psychics.
...
She works in a medical expert committee. So here’s her son says: "My mother makes people disabled"

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №84866
 29.07.2013
HH: I think I’ve got a...
WOW: Even what?

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №84865
 29.07.2013
Neighbors probably think of us as strange. Two good guys for thirty. Then in badminton in the middle of the courtyard we play, then in frisbee, then in the "tubes". Yesterday someone took the ball - in practice they remembered the rules of the game in the "pearl" and "beaten". And fuck you remember who first said the phrase two weeks ago: "and you remember how we were in childhood..."!

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №84864
 29.07.2013
Dreams are fulfilled!
In Doshirak started to put a bag of mayonnaise!!!!!!!! to

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №84863
 29.07.2013
XXX: he's just strange - pipet! comes SMS: "Hello! How are you dealing? I missed it"
XXX: How did you miss it? You saw me once in the dark. So how??? to
YYY: So is it. Maybe you let him get closer than women normally let him get. Maybe in his unfortified consciousness of the 3rd grade welder you have been dating for 3 months and almost married.

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