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[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №84386
 19.07.2013
What kind of photographer are you? You are the digital master!

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №84385
 19.07.2013
One girl instead of a fool fell in love with a good boy and broke the space-time continuum.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №84384
 19.07.2013
This is

YYY: A comrade just called me a romantic lady who loves Turgenev. I don’t even know what scares me more, the barista or, actually, Turgenyev.

...

and this

Larsevich: I left the girl today. Because of SMK. She wrote to me last week: "Do you miss your baby?". I endured three dates – every time I saw her, I remembered the "baby".

They need to be known.)

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №84383
 19.07.2013
Foreign Ministry: U.S. conduct military biological activities near Russian borders

Are they crashing on the Russian border?

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №84382
 19.07.2013
This is:
No friendship exists and never existed. The girl is only friends with you when you want it and says you’re good, but only when you’re behaving like a down! To catch a girl you have to want to fuck her out, hotly passionate and sweet, fuck out always and everywhere, every minute, thinking about it all the time. Thought is material and all girls can read thoughts, that’s all!
— — —

It’s been six months without sex. and :)

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №84381
 19.07.2013
I went for a walk with my mother and my younger sister (8 years old) to Peterhof. The people are dark as always. Well, and I go, the child on the head, what I tell, I take my hand and lead after myself.
Suddenly, a mother’s cry from behind: “This is not our child!”
I see, but the girl really isn’t ours.
I have never seen such frightened eyes.
I presented a picture, you are 8 years old, you walk with your mom, and here the aunt approaches, smoothes you on the head, and takes away.
A childhood nightmare.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №84380
 19.07.2013
by Andrew_502
Are you still sober?

and shur:
Yes is

by Andrew_502
cleverly

by Andrew_502
I have a friend who is sober, and you? The Alcoholic!

[ + 31 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №84379
 19.07.2013
I read about words from my childhood, my own invention, and remembered.
My grandmother told me that one day she took her mother from the kindergarten and she asked her a mystery. The question was what was given for breakfast in the kindergarten, and the answer began with the letter "and". Poor grandmother in an hour and a half broke her brain, realized how many products she knew, but so and guessed. The little mother was upset by such a misunderstanding, because the answer was so simple and obvious - they were given a cheek.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №84378
 19.07.2013
I suspect that my fireplace is made in Ukraine.
Every time the gas ends there, it mysteriously works again in a couple of hours.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №84377
 19.07.2013
to this:

He called me fool several times. So I, who observes the Rules of Road Safety - a fool, and he on his half-year-old low-level, shrouded in the primate, who has already been in four accidents (good without consequences for others) is not a fool! He, "who does not recognize the speed below the point", is not a fool. I am in anger!!! to

I wish this fool, to meet his pillar as soon as possible and go on the PMJ "under the granite, for the fence", such no longer to be treated, but innocent people, from these headaches behind the wheel suffer.

[ + 37 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №84376
 19.07.2013
It was years... long ago, when the nephew in the children's garden was handed over. I was just running for the company. And yes, they showed a few pictures, including Table with three legs.
Then there was approximately such a dialogue (P)lemyannik with (B)educator
What is missing from the table?
P was!
Why the vases?
P. Here is a table with a vase (pointing to the wall, where, among other things, a table with a vase is drawn)
A few important questions
There is no table with three legs.
P is happening! - And points to the corner of the room, where a triangular table on three legs, on which all kinds of papers, manuals and the city phone.

Praise for observation.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №84375
 19.07.2013
Article on the prosecution’s demand to release Navalny from custody after the demand to place him in custody a day earlier:

Not everyone had time to be surprised by Navalny’s sentence, not he had time to formally refuse to participate in the mayor’s elections, not his supporters had time to go to Manezhna, as the Russian law enforcement system made the move not even a horse, but some completely unknown figure.

The reader’s comment: Crab.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №84374
 19.07.2013
I remember when I was a child we had a joke like this: "In the name of oatmeal and seed and pig ear. Tagged with"

How long can I sit for that? 😉

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №84373
 19.07.2013
comment to the news "In Kiev, Berkut unleashed the protest against the arbitrariness of the police":
The rally against the fascists in the pursuit was dispersed by the fascists in the scavengers.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №84372
 19.07.2013
P.S Discussions on the topic of the HUB

> we have entered a lot of submarine raids
> submarine plants

It is genius!

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №84371
 19.07.2013
XXXX: UUU: <<< Blabla huilho whitebrissoe with a dull mouth of beast
<<< will he soon die?
XXX: the man started watching Game of Thrones
And it’s not Jeffrey the King yet.
And it was only the wolf who bit him.

[ + -5 - ] Comment quote №84370
 19.07.2013
It is ridiculous*
As long as it will continue here male nuts and complaints on "you’re good, but we won’t do anything"?! Is such an incomprehensible truth - most women do not want to manifest themselves as scandals and scandals, do not want to seriously hurt a person, to inspire complexes to him with their refusal - but there is not a lot of love with him and you need to break up, and not shake your head and him - so they try to do it politely and without incidents. What did not come out with the novel is not an excuse to declare a person as "bad" - no one is guilty of anything. If the boots with gloves do not form a pair, it does not mean that the boots or gloves are bad, it means that for a pair of boots you need a second booty, and the gloves somewhere else will be happy to meet the second gloves. But no, correctness is not in our honor, we better accuse women of some mythical "attraction to the wicked!"

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №84369
 19.07.2013
Fallen Instagram photographers take pictures of food for food.

[ + 27 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №84368
 19.07.2013
I am the only one who has seen it now? According to the federal channel, the report on the reversed speed sensors on the proton, the picture comes from the workshop where these missiles are assembled, and small shows the head of the sitting on the rocket assembly structure, he with a wide-smiling mouth, and a pressed mobile tube between his shoulder and ear, which then collects...

[ + 34 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №84367
 19.07.2013
here here here.

My World is Broken – I’ve seen a movie in which Steven Seagal was murdered.

It is not broken yet! So I shaken. There is an old movie where the little Asian Bruce Lee hangs people up to the evil Chuck Norris!

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