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[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №83659
 02.07.2013
The meeting was postponed indefinitely)
222: Which year to focus on? :D
2483 - century of the Holy Inquisition
444: I teach in mathematics to distinguish the number of hundreds from the number of thousands. and expensive.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №83658
 02.07.2013
Fuck you fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking!! Put your head in the ashes and read the names of the authors on the cover of a paper book, and not in the trumpet in the story: Arkady and Boris Strugacki!
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Okay you, they’re just high-level friends.

[ + 40 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №83657
 02.07.2013
Answer from Google:
How can you sing such songs in movies? It is disgusting
The black coat!! to
XXX: Well, from the screw
The black coat!! to
XXX: Just whisper it your eggs
yyy: There is no word "egg" here, you probably heard it.
zzz: “Stoša Gownazad, quietly on the fingers...” © Valery Meladze.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №83656
 02.07.2013
From comments in LJ:
I don’t remember who spoke specifically: “They abolished astronomy, introduced the foundations of Orthodoxy. The rockets....to the sky"".

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №83655
 02.07.2013
In the report to

YYY: Well, I decided – I’ll go to a girl and I’ll be silent – the statistics say it’ll go away, and in case – I’ll offer money. I can scratch the mouth, but this is better than PGM.
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A brown joke. Asking the lieutenant of Rzhevsky, Kornet Obolensky: Lieutenant, how do you get to know ladies so easily?
I come and ask, can I give you a break?
Sorry, but it can be in the mouth!
Maybe in the mouth. And you can overwhelm!

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №83654
 02.07.2013

XXX is
This movie is 30 days of night, have you seen it?
by 12:38:47

YYYY
not
by 12:39:02

XXX is
there is the essence of the banal-city of Americos, in Alaska... a long night, the vampires came to hide all these pendous, but one man loved the girl so that he drank the blood of a murdered vampire and himself became a non-ibic vampire, and killed the head of the chief, and then in an embrace with the girl of his seats to meet the dawn.? to

[ + 31 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №83653
 02.07.2013
Marina (M) is watching the movie, to her runs four-year-old Sonya (C):

C: Marina, let’s play Ninja Turtles with us!
M: I do not know.
C: And you will be (child bass) Master Splinter!
M: Who is this?
A: You are my teacher!
M is OK. Turtles, go to the lessons!

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №83652
 02.07.2013
Gray: Who saw me yesterday from 6 p.m. to 9 p.m.?? to
Bum: I have not seen it.
Toshik: And I
Chapter: I did not see
Toshik: Where have you been?
Grey: I, the journey, was nowhere...

[ + 39 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №83651
 02.07.2013
on the hub, about another Proton-M accident:

m***>>> How clearly in the heavenly sword is it!
v***>>> So that the feelings of believers do not

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №83650
 02.07.2013
Daemith: in the office is taken 100% of time with a smart look at the monitor
Posts Tagged: offices die
505: Yes, if your apartment and is a normal workplace - go
Kefir: Ah, before, slaves were provided with housing, food and workplace. Then there was feudalism and food to slaves ceased to be given.
Kefir: Then they introduced capitalism and stopped providing housing to slaves.
Kefir: In the era of post-capitalism, slaves will even take away jobs

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №83649
 02.07.2013
A few days ago, I watched a picture: the goblin intelligently chases the pigeon, dances all sorts of things, inflates the whole incredibly, pyjongits and penetrates, shorter. The pigeon does not look at him, the couple goes looking for such an inaccessible. I sit down. And then, when she found him there, fucking, just jumped up and took her food!

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №83648
 02.07.2013
xxx: I just want to clarify :D We met with you at the green day concert and before him, right? And before that, you were on the mite of DJ Antoine, but without green hair, but with cake? I saw you in a group of similarities and realized you were both of those people. seem to. (Yes, I know this is a genius message)

YYYYYYYYYYYYYY All these people are me, and I’m all friends! and :)

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №83647
 02.07.2013
ru_chp, discussion of the video with the sidelines in the main role:

alex_brab>> when the cameras are already hanging out 1000p by side

anonymousses>> And immediately into the board, for the most efficiency.

kev_lj>> and with five ruble coins! You drive with electricity along the side and here you are a whore - like a cannon of 200 coins in your forehead!

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №83646
 02.07.2013
From comments on YouTube:
The SC of the Russian Federation considers the main versions of the accident "Proton-M":
and Gay
The American Adopters
The blasphemers
Navalny

[ + 30 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №83645
 02.07.2013
From YouTube:

Whoever is sorry! Layla, who is not sorry! Whoever is agreeing! Love, if I am not the only one. Lick, if you think so too! LIKE, if the leeches are ripped! Who is for LIKE! Like, if you have a chiri on your ass, who sings Du hast with the voice of Yakubovich! When will you all die?! to

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №83644
 02.07.2013
Every man, at least once in his life, should ask the clarity.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №83643
 02.07.2013
Is the screenwriter of the advertisement in Billy Duet?
It does, it does!

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №83642
 02.07.2013
Cut out of the Habr...

BiW: Here it is necessary to explain the order of disassembly of the machine: remove the store, overturn the lock, make a control empty descent, start disassembly.

Volch: Who needs to explain this? This is what they teach in school! And with such matyugs that you will remember for a lifetime, despite the fact that the machine is training and can not shoot in principle! I will not find Kalash now, probably, although once the second place in the class was in the speed of disassembly and assembly, but that the store needs to be disconnected is at the level of a reflex! He never even held a war in his hands.

VolCh: Although not - once held, when they took the mints for hooliganism, put on the back seat and the machine there forgot, and I handed them on the front - almost died as a result of a car accident :-/

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №83641
 02.07.2013
I go on track. I’m in a hurdle...I think it’s right! The balloon asks for the key...because their wheel is broken and theirs is not found. 10 minutes to change the wheel...I help the native police). He gives me the key and says, “Thank you!” I go to my car. The second speaker comes out and says, “Why do we exceed the speed so much?” Sit down with us... form a protocol...Here are they...representatives of sexual minorities!

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №83640
 02.07.2013
This is:
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Look facts in the face.

Of the top 15 quotes, only one is about computers.

So is it worth the mouth foam to prove that this is an IT-humour reserve?
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If there are more visitors to your hometown, will it become their city? (I don’t mean anything bad, just an example that many will understand.)

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