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[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №84833
 28.07.2013
I have been doing urgent work for two weeks, at home SRACH. The child sitting on the pot (I am behind the compound):
Oh the flies! Per she died of dirt...
I went to clean up

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №84832
 28.07.2013
How to choose a name for a fantasy novel:
Write on the leaflets "the crown", "the sword", "the elves", "the fate", "the road" and so on. Put in the box. Drawing out in pairs" (c)

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №84831
 28.07.2013
Jktu: But mostly I agree with you: if the developers promised a Linux version, they should. It is a pity that they are not Japanese and do not follow the code of bushido, there is strictly: to lie or not to fulfill a promise - it is unacceptable, did not fulfill the orders of the boss - you cut off your little one, the next time - nameless and so on, and if you embarrassed yourself or the organization - you do a seppuku. There is clearly a shortage of software developers in the domestic gaming industry.
They just don’t live on more than one project.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №84830
 28.07.2013
<27 July 2013>

[8:42:43] xxx: how does it work?

<28 July 2013>

[17:15:46] xxx: of course
[17:15:52] xxx: in the chest
xxx: so it was yesterday.
[19:05:56] by Alexander: Ugu
[19:06:08] Alexander: Not that it was yesterday, you asked it yourself.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №84829
 28.07.2013
It was also known as Hope Cosy. The surgeon's aunt was once barely brought to the nerve seizures, she threw the tube three times before believing that it was a real person calling, and not foolish jokers.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №84828
 28.07.2013
XXX Where is your girlfriend?
YYY: went to consumption
Xxx :?? to
Yyy: money gave - shopping

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №84827
 28.07.2013
Dialogue with a friend:
D: You know, I’d like to have a tablet carpet.
I: But why? What is the benefit of him?
D: Well, you can hang it on the wall. And beautiful, comfortable, and you can also change the wallpaper!

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №84826
 28.07.2013
///Film "Sadko", 1952 gv, is worth 16+

I will definitely check it out :)))))))))
In our time this film was shown in the show "In the guests of the fairy tale"
for all
Without age restrictions

Once again I am convinced that Soviet censorship was a hundred times wiser in relation to children.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №84825
 28.07.2013
xxx: Sometimes arranged as a seller of software and other music discs. Do the seller, so that I get all the wisdom of trade, such as from which side to the cash to approach, how to watch if it is worth exchanging a disk or the buyer is fooled, and so on. The first thing he told me when I entered the tent was not about the box office or the trade: "Bab, don't fuck here, the camera is in the corner.

XXX: Don’t tell him that, I’t even think of it. So, I started to understand whether it works at all or not. The Internet. The forums. Computer networks and video surveillance. The Brigadier. Half your company with a friend.

XXX: And I could still play games :)

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №84824
 28.07.2013
XHX: We went to the cinema with a crowd of horror. Masha was afraid of these films and ran out of the room. I went out for the company. They stood talking. And the mood was not very good, she eventually called me a ham and a ham.
YYY: And escaped from you back into the room?
XXX is yes :)

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №84823
 28.07.2013
We were on an oath with our brother, the old soldier built us in a row and said to the boy:
Q: How many years old?
P is 4.
Go to the army in 14 years.
Q: It does not eat!! to
I remembered you, I will come and take you, personally!
A small hysterical... 14 years without sleep...

[ + 8 - ] [11 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №84822
 28.07.2013
These two:

to this:
How tired you are, commenters! It is not important to know your opinion on any matter. Stop it, please stop. With respect, a constant reader.
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I hate them myself! Respect to you, plussadine!

Totally agree! This is not a forum for you! Stop your commentary! +1 is

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №84821
 28.07.2013
<Vivan755> I’m talking about it! On the 009th An-140, the brake-building plant sent us three left brakes and one right. Erunda, waiting for the set on the 010 aircraft - and done correctly, there were three right brakes and one left, right.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №84820
 28.07.2013
XXX: I am
XXX: I still hold the trajectory of movement
yyyy: is the trajectory probably described by the graph of the function y = sin(x)?

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №84819
 28.07.2013
Russian and Latin dictionaries:
to give – praebeo, praebui, praebitum...

...that is, I didn’t "lose" the wallet, I just gave it)

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №84818
 28.07.2013
XXX: My stomach hurts
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY?
Girls can’t ask these questions!
YYY: What, the girls don’t bother?

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №84817
 28.07.2013
Do not start communicating on a dating site with the phrase "Hello, how do you do it?" or "Meet you?". Unfortunately, 95% of men write these beaten phrases to girls. Be a drop more original, and the gentle floor will pull to you.

It would be interesting to know who writes what :)
yyy: I write: "Do you like aircrafts?" and if we are going to talk about aircrafts in the next half-hour, then this is my type :)
YYY: There is something else.
Hi girl, can I meet you?
Fuck me... I won’t.
Zzzz: You can’t pick up
zzz: "Madame, I have no honor to be presented to you, but I dare to worry you with the question: Are you not interested in giving up?"

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №84816
 28.07.2013
Advice for those who have finished toothpaste:
You can’t push – go up!

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №84815
 28.07.2013
DBsh: Senya when restored the number. The manager asks me there: can you name at least the numbers of the number you want to restore? So I am CHO? Do I remember him? I said +7. They fell out.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №84814
 28.07.2013
Commentary on the wake-up program:
The program, of course, is chic, but the engineer's inflamed, non-sleeping brain is invincible, solves all quests to turn off the alarm without waking up: sheep, math puzzles, cappuccino - all this without any problems. The wife laughs, and I feel that the next stage is a spoonful look.

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