We visited one of their acquaintances in their house in the village, in a deaf house. Far away and deaf, but clean air and pleasant company. In the evening they sat in the kindergarten talking, and behind the fence on the bench the old ladies, as usual discussed their affairs (about all and nothing) But one phrase literally beat us drunk:



- And here is Petrovna, you hear, and what is your grandson? How many years he has been doing what he is doing now.



Well he him. Call once a month. Somebody speaks to a master.



God is with you Petrovna? Didn’t you do that at the institute? ? to ? to Well, no, he’s a big guy, I told you to let us go to the school. Well, as Walkin learned, the entire village antenna sets up...

He works as a programmer in a large company. For 6 years of work, he was not once on leave, as he first changed the department twice (expansion of management) and simply did not let go, and then he did not ask. Many times the management asked him to go on vacation, but the acquaintance refused because he liked to work. Then he became a big leader, so nobody really reminded. All this time the holidays have been spent. This is due to the fact that all wages are white (including prizes).



Now he and his family are moving to the United States because they have made a very good offer. Eventually, he wrote an application for dismissal. They calculated vacation fees: ~ 1 060 000 rubles for all years of work. The eyes of accountants.

I worked my first year in school as a math teacher in the 6th grade, and here on the shift I come back from the teaching room with a magazine and see that one student completely climbed out the window and hanged on his arms, holding them behind the window. He amused his feet on the third floor, and I mentally said goodbye to work and prepared for the difficulties of life in the area. I decided that if I scream, the guy with a scare could stretch his hands. I stop the first classmate that hit this cascader and say quietly, "Tell Dime that soon lesson, let him come back to class." He, having fun with jokes and additions, brought Dima back to class and me back to life.

Let’s talk about responsibility for our actions. On the one hand, people have the right to make a mistake, but on the other hand, imagine the situation:
45th year - Soviet troops break into Hitler's bunker, and Hitler says to them "OK, I was wrong, I apologize," which the soldiers answer "Now when you sincerely regret, then go with peace."

Friendly Parental Forum
- I tried today to shake yesterday's shale, reading our quarterly report at last :-)
proved good - juicy, fresh, nutritious and fun
So how is Shashik? and ;-)

In connection with Divanostrach counted at work:

From Men :
Feed the fish once. I don’t work here once. Help to move twice. I brought you coffee twice. You want to smoke twice. Go eat, my here turned - 1 time. What about techno? I can’t see it – twice.
From the women:
I didn’t work twice. Please bring it once. You can take your milk three times.
I bought milk once. There are your favorite cakes with a discount, I took - 1 time (the money was not taken, I offered). Hold the light, it will fall now - once. I’ve given you coffee three times.
I’ll share a sandwich once. You will beat twice. Whoever wants a cake – 1 time. Admin, I have FTP failed, and there work - 1 time. I broke three letters at the request of the administrator (he knew that the FTP had collapsed and I pulled him away) 1 time (the whole department smoked).
How does this all translate into a fractured equivalent and who owes to whom?
How to count it all into a fractal equivalent.

111: Bronze prize winner of the Judo Olympics beaten on Copacabana beach in Rio
222: beaten, apparently, the gold and silver prize
222: not suffered the loch

Hubr, discuss the fall in LinkedIn profits:

Is this the “death of the era of professional social networks”? It sounds like! Just like a biblical apocalypse. They also predicted the monopoly of the entire Internet. One Facebook to rule everyone. I see directly how Zuckerberg codes in PHP, sitting in the hill of the Mount of Destiny.

We work with one employee - a jade to the bone brain. He always sleeps. Every morning he is very cheerful and fun.
The whole department hates him.

Then I will come close and signal to the winner.

Until someone hits the brakes. The distance needs to be observed, and I do what "the cat ran", and the bumper is strong)

Here you say - the Chinese, say, do badly, curly. I have a story like that. As a child, I had surgery, gips, to-se. As a result, the right foot is larger than the left by 2 sizes. With winter shoes is still normal, and summer shoes usually have to buy 2 pairs. And then my husband and I were in the shoe, Chinese shoes looked like cast seats! On both feet! Half open, and with holes in front, on the sides, with a heels closed only. The husband and so, and so watched, knowing my problems, could not believe that they were not two couples. She is the only one, the last. Per the only one that is sewn with careful Chinese hands on my different legs :)

We had a colleague in our office, we’ll call him Kirill. He used to "shoot" cigarettes from me, initially a couple of times a week, but over time more and more often, to the point that he had no cigarettes for weeks. This continued for three months. Then I began to appear in the office less and less often (working on the facilities) and already started to forget this feature of Kirill, if not the case in the corporate.



Half a year later, we had a pre-New Year corporation. I go out on the street to smoke, and Kirill comes out with me, naturally "shooting" a cigarette. The second, third, fourth overdose - the situation repeats. I go out for the fifth time, but this time I left a package on the table in the cafe, and I took only one cigarette with me, which I told Cyril. When he heard this, he made an unhappy face and said, "Well, I'll have to smoke my own," and got almost a full package of Winston. After that incident, I didn’t have a cigarette for him, and I turned out to be a mess.

I suddenly fell asleep for just half an hour (I didn't sleep at night - now it is constantly cutting) and I dream that I am in the army cleaning the snow with a wooden blade. And there is a lot of snow - we do not cope, and now the senior goes to work and from a distance begins to show us with gestures what we will get now for not having time - I wake up. Thank God, it was a dream!

I went back to work and went back to the computer. Five minutes without movement - I was cut off again. The master dreams, “Well what? Have you smoked? “We keep cleaning!”

A case from the life of a courier service in the SPB. There comes a guy on the vacancy of a courier. discussed everything. At the end, he clarifies:

I will not be a courier, but a car.

You are 18 years old and already have a car?

No, not right

and?

I have a personal driver.

and? ? to ? to

Dad said, “You’re already a healthy head, go to work.”

Someday I made the strawberries. I brought my husband to try. I asked if it was delicious? The answer.
and no. There is no meat.

at the airport, personal backpack inspection, I stand behind the inspected

This is what you have? (A blister of small tablets is enough)
Allergy pills, on them is written, suprastin. You can check the medical base.
With laughter and laughter:
Are the Russians allergic?
The guy:
Moreover, we are also crawling.

How Harley Quinn was in these new comics! The point of the story is that she was a giftless, foolish girl, only thanks to the scholarship of a gymnast who went to school and only thanks to sex with professors who stumbled not to flee - because of stupidity and unprofessionalism, she became a victim of manipulation, falling into co-dependent relationships. And then they will strike - and a genius psychiatrist, and the materials were stolen from her, and almost with superpowers... and the final nail in the cover of the grave in the filmmaker - Joker, it turns out, does not use an obsessive idiot, replacing her at every convenient occasion and rolling for psychological discharge, and KILL. Yes, to such re-thinking, let’s look at Ficbuck Kosso!

Prepods are hated not because they try to give knowledge, but because of their inherent often fuckingness. There have been many teachers in my life. Suitable for units. Among them are those who, in fact, can normally give knowledge - one or two.
The diffuser and the TFC barricades the door with two tables each pair. The screenshot can only be taken after a call.
Others provide material on their own scientific works. At the first exam on his subjects many cut, getting to other teachers.
The third stated that "five" can only bet on an equal to himself. Do you want "four"? Survey throughout the course without tickets and preparation. One mistake is three. Another one for transfer.
No one else appeared at the institute. He gave lectures to the elderly. As you want, understand it.
He threw a coin if he had to think about the assessment for more than two seconds.
According to Thermeh, one of the lecturers at the exam said that all the other teachers are fools, and students are not humans at all if they are believed.
of programming. Lectures – if, for, int and so on. Lab - to write a sorting with a hash table.
The economy. In capitalism it works somehow, but it’s shit. In Communism...
of culture. All is lying. There was a unified pra-nation of the Proto-Slavs and from them went everything, from the wheel to the Internet.
The crowds of them. This is a sample of Moscow universities. But after a while, you stop hating them. You start to regret them. Only a very unhappy person can be so.

I will never forget how I came to my girlfriend at the wedding, dressed, with a manicure. And the wedding was a student, at home with the parents of the bridegroom, there were also few seats in the car. And here the main mass went flowers on the monuments to transport, and me, a modest young man, the future girlfriend's mother-in-law arranged a dusty parade lunch service to wash (for 24 persons per minute!). I still regret not leaving immediately, the girlfriend was sorry - not her fault, and, in fact, not long they lived together, with such a mother-in-law!

Q: Did you notice that when you wake up in your shoes, your head hurts?
D : - With the valens - the same shit! ))
A: - My legs are falling out of the valleys... too narrow foot.
D: My legs fell out of the valley:
He inherited the foot.
She is too narrow, her legs are like nipples.
That’s why I wear shoes.)