I have had sex for more than 15 years, the pregnancy was one, planned. No any surprises. And close friends (with whom such topics are discussed in general) do not have an abortion.
And here you will read, direct sex = flight. Can you read about contraception?

Surfing near Langeron, a diver found three jet mines at the bottom of the sea.

Xxx: These are the voices of the past war. What will remain after the war?

Zzz: A billion stupid comments.

from the blog Leo Turini (sports journal) is known for being his man on the base of the Ferrari F1 team:

There was a conversation near the beach of Copacabana with a colleague I only knew a little, and he said that Ferrari could have performed better.
Yes – I answered. I agree.
I think, he continued, she has some gaps in preparation.
Of course, I confirmed it. But don’t worry, some changes are happening right now.
I can’t believe it, my colleague insisted.
Well judge yourself, - I began to argue, - the position of technical director now took Binotto, in the department of aerodynamics also some changes are taking place, and you will see that this will give the development a new momentum. The atmosphere in the team is not as hopeless as it was, for example, in 1992-1993.
The colleague stunned, looked at me strangely and said about the following: "What kind of Binotto? What aerodynamics? I’m saying that Vanessa Ferrari, your Italian gymnast, is clearly unable to fight for Olympic medals, do you agree?”
I got thick red, and my face probably got the color of Kimi Raikkonen’s car.

All the men who so fiercely preach unprotected sex forget one thing:
Until you start to regularly satisfy a woman in bed, her sex with you has not given up.
And even after that to get pregnant, this joy is unterrestrial.

I went out to smoke and I see this picture: a 11-12-year-old girl walking with her dog, a puffy mops. There are two men aged 30+ with a pack of sweets. When they started clinging to her, she waved and fucked them with the mops. He hit the dog straight. Mops is alive and she is walking with him to this day.

This real book about laziness cannot be written, because I am lazy to write why.

But it will work, and I will have to go to MacDougall.
If you can cook, it’s not what I burned spaghetti last year.
- 0_o
They seem to be cooked.
I cooked them and they burned me.
- I didn't break them, but left one at the end in the water, the other outside and they burned me :D

Our romantic friends went to the Golan Heights last night to watch the meteor rain and listen to the Russians bombing Syrian terrorists.

I want my sperm to be colored. Here was passionate sex - red, gentle - turquoise, cheerful - orange, hard - dark blue, and if in friendship, for example - green. Here is a girl sleeping with a guy, he loves her so I love you and bla bla bla, and then op! Life would be brighter!

If you don’t want a child and she wants it, you’ll have a child. You will pay alimony.

And if you don’t want a child, and she doesn’t want a child, then the uterus will be ripped by abortion. Or fuck her birth, too, even if you want a child, and she wants a child. If you were performed a similar abortion or medical manipulation after every female flight... you would quickly understand why women want less sex.

I rushed somewhere, and my stomach grabbed. I remember Babkin's advice - a strong boil from diarrhea.
But it is not time to cook, so I eat a teaspoon of leaf tea on the go. Bitter :( I draw the same spoonful of sand from the sugar cane I try to chew. The dry is not swallowed and the water is not in the county, only in the tea bar and then hot. I make a few throats from my nose, swallow cramps.
The voice of the husband:
This is how the Ural strong women drink tea!

About what we talk. I am looking for a girl "- and everything, no matter whether she is washed, British or charming, the main thing is to make a shit. And if you are a man, so, shave, charm, or pay. Wicked
Equality is yes.

A distinctive feature of acne is the holy belief that any girl can easily find a guy. In reality, the problem of departure of the partner is in minors of both sexes. Not just a child, too. No one wants dull, dull and boring girls.

Prakash Bezbarukh, a resident of India, decided that for the perfect photo he must get into the banned zone of the zoo.
When a lion approached him, he literally put his hand in his mouth. Soon, a tiger joined the lion and helped the lion bite the man’s hand. This is called coherent command work.
The man died from the received wounds. The lion and the tiger did not die. After all, what are they to blame for?

Comments on 4 channel data transmission.
111: the next step for the Kulikova antenna
222: by the luster of Chizhevsky)))
333: by the ointment of Vishnevsky
444: The Horse of Przevalsky
555: Behind the Fallley Catheter
666: I advise you all to take a shower
777: As always, everything will end with a circle of Esmarch

A long time ago, my wife and I agreed that if the cover on the toilet seat is for something, it is strange not to use it. Since then, the toilet is completely closed and everyone opens as he needs, and after use closes back. I do not call anyone to anything, I just boast.

Your arguments are somewhat primitive.
People in civilized countries have long been talking about gender self-identification, all kinds of transgender, gay marriages and more, and you still think within the outdated M-G binary system. not cool.

Oleg was not given peace by his neighbors alcoholics. Frequent gatherings of their friends, the same alkashi, did not delight the inhabitants of the house. Drunk boobs and screams were so tired that decent citizens took their heads.
At first, the alkas were driven away - useless.
Admonishing and warning – zero effect. The police have also given only temporary results.
Then Oleg went to the masters of Priton and said:
God, I need your help. My aunt came to me, and I don’t want her to live with me. Can you make a noise scandal every day? The louder you scream and quarrel the matte, the better. I’ll bring you a bottle of vodka every night.
Alcatraz is happy to try.
A week later, Oleg said:
I have problems with money. I can only give you two bottles a week.
The “Lords” wept and worked out the next week without enthusiasm.
A week later, Oleg went to his neighbors and complained:
“You understand, they don’t pay a salary, so I can only bring you one bottle every two weeks for daily scandals.
- Well, no, for a bottle in two weeks I dery the throat.
Since then there has been silence around.
Alkashi, even if they were really quarrelling, tried to do it quietly. In order not to scare the maid, he called this shit Oleg.

My mother is not a feminist.

Beauties and Heroes

And you don’t think you’ll never get rid of it because you can’t even decide on basic concepts? One with feminists refers to the fucking, the second to the latent dominoes, and the third to the normal girls who have been caught up by degenerates.

Tip, “I’m not with these fucking guys,” but when I told her about one moment, she summed up: “Let girls fight, it’s right.” Women’s pads and tampons are taxed as luxury. Moreover, it is not necessary - not to flow blood on clothes and furniture, it is something so exclusive, not everyone should be in their pocket! We are such princesses, we chose to bleed each month, because there is some special chic in this.

Advice to girls: - Sardinia can be eaten so that then no guy will even hint to you about the mine.

"Kapetz had his eyes when he saw Scotch)"

"Ask a fool to bring a Scotch, he will bring a sticky tape" Scottish proverb