“Public preaching, speech or reading of works, distribution of works or images that encourage transition to other religions or beliefs.”
st. Criminal Regulations of the Russian Empire
And you say...

Compliment from my husband: "You're like Mini Cooper - small, and even a lot!"

M: A aunt from the contract department approaches me today and says, “Mary, good morning, like life?”
M: I answer her: "Yes, it looks good, we live"
M: and it’s me: "not long left"
A: It is terrible to think.
M: I am with a dying heart, asking: "In the sense?"
M: And she answers me: "Current vacation soon"
L :D
M: And my heart immediately let go.
A: The Ugly Woman

Nuclear weapons are human too!
YYY: Not exactly...

dima_stat@lj: "acupuncture – two and a half thousand years of scientific thickness"
Zloradskij: of them a thousand - creatively reimagined and refined by the ancient Arians in Kamasutra.

HGH: Every day! At work and from work! I go and think: when will there be a precedent that all the representatives of minorities who do not use turns will start to be attracted by the article on gay propaganda!

@al_Guran: It looks like my cat is vanilla. He sits on the window and looks at the rain. I don't know what he thinks, but I refused coffee.

From the dialogue:
Smartphones are no longer in a cup of tea.
They are in the bathroom...

The Fifth Commandment of Pasteur says:
It would be better for you not to fight with the fanatical, female-hating and other evil ideas of others on an empty stomach. Sing and then go to those shitters.

The boss raised new motivators:

Real programmers can easily write the DO cycle on five pages.
Real programmers love invested IF operators. Their use makes the program more interesting.
Real programmers use self-modifying code, especially when it saves 20 nanoseconds in the middle of a very short cycle.
Real programmers are not afraid to use GOTO.
Real programmers do not need comments - the text of the program should be self-sufficient.

I am scared.

Symbiosis
Almost finished your bike...you’ll like it ^^ You need to rework the brakes. I felt like an exhibition.

Vadiana
West Coast Castoms, please pump my bike!
And the columns! Columns in the luggage!
Soap bubbles from my ass.

Symbiosis
And on the brake pads the Internet Explorer will hang

to this:

I see on the branch my yesterday's gum hanging, I take it and with the words:"Oh, someone left the gum!", I start to chew it. You could see my friend’s eyes.

Instead of throwing the trees, the next time you put the gum into your ass. Determine what eyes your girlfriend will have when you get her and start chewing.

5 years ago, at the 3rd course, we were asked in the universe to write a report and told that it did not coincide with last year's. Well, before I went to bed, I didn't let go for half an hour, shrugged the ambulance hand, and everything went wrong, with the tables sticking to each other. The next day I handed over, the prede said that I could at least put the pages in the content correctly. Everything was copied and handed over to me too.
Yesterday with a guy one went to the universe he had to take some certificate, I went to our department. A handful of students stand around this lecture, I learned from one of them that they are reporting, asked to see his report I open and what I see! All the same monthly report, and they fucking in 5 years lazy even fucking content to fix!

Dialogue with a friend:

...eh, where would you find your Morpheus and remove it from the matrix?
What if I told you that you can be Morpheus for yourself?
I am a Trinity myself.)

AK90: What a day. Two nights worked, the urgent order was, the eyes red, inflamed, barely opened. I came to work, poured some drops that the doctor prescribed. They are dirty that fuck, eyes not to open, tears, sopped by the grail. And immediately call - to the boss, report on the work done. I broke up, I report. And here is a delegation of orcs from production on some issue. Here is the oil picture. Now in the production there are rumors that the chief is an emo and that the boss is a beast, led to tears.

A friend reacted to my purchase of a Mediterranean turtle:
Didn’t you feel sorry to have this animal? You will die and she will miss you.

I love the left wing collections. Now the HR cleaned, well installed, not set up, I go to the IE, and he immediately me - Select the browser to download : Google, Opera, Mozila. He chose, settled, and went away. That’s what I understand level.

He who has not served is not a man.
...the man messes and fuels the cow in the morning—and for us, the aristocrats, this name is unbeatable.

O my God! Are there just normal people in this country? Some thirst for the Kirsov boots and the fucking "grandfather", others in general, it is time for the dumb with hallucinatory nonsense about their aristocracy...

Oh, I feel like you will have a whole harem in the future...
Five fingers :D

With Google:
Question: "What to do if the root is not extracted from the discriminant?"
Answer: "I am usually sad"