about misconceptions

As a child, I was convinced that the phyllin was the male of the saucer.

I wanted to suggest a new topic for a long time (I think more fun than the last batters). Let us write about our mistakes that we have had for a long time.

Before the first grade, he believed that metro trains had no wheels, that Chechnya was in Siberia, that the United States was all of America, and Jamaica, Mexico, Honduras... were states. Then another time I thought that C Builder and Visual C++ were the same All, I was the absolute winner.

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Elijah was taken to heaven alive - right with the body
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Who could survive before him? The average life expectancy of non-discriminated men is somehow 10 years shorter and has only recently begun to go beyond the retirement age.

Now I’ll reveal a secret to you:
The average life expectancy of men is low because the mortality rates are very high between the ages of 16 and 30.
That is, if you have lived to 35 - then you can calmly breathe out, you will live to retirement almost guaranteed, and you will be retired for a long time.

And why do men between 16 and 30 years of age have a high mortality rate, you ask? And it’s very simple: jumping into the trees from the third floor, street fights, alcohol, drugs, driving races, "look what focus I’ll show with a knife" and other "risk behavior". By the way, most violent crimes (robbery, rape, beating, murder, etc.) It is also suddenly committed by men from 16 to 30. All drug barricades and carriers are also in this category. And in every hot spot fan catch - who do you think is most often driving?

In general, men, first you kill yourself, and then you mourn the low average duration and you are outraged that the evil feminists suddenly do not rush to advocate a lower retirement age for those of you who miraculously managed to survive. With what joy? We already have that, all women are suddenly protected from all possible misfortunes and feminists just have nothing more to do?

Request for technical support of the cash software on 2 August:
"Store XXX, stopped drinking alcohol at the box office, emergency situation, guys, make money!"

Take a wolf and a rabbit into the army. Call to the Commission.
The rabbit comes first. They show him a machine gun and ask him:
What is it?
I do not know.
Showing the machine. They ask:
What is it?
I do not know.
Get a brick.
This is what?
The brick!
Go to Build!
The rabbit came out and told the wolf how it was. to
To turn off the building service, you need to show a brick. The wolf went to
The Commission. He was asked by showing the machine gun:
What is it?
I do not know.
Showing the machine.
What is it?
I do not know.
So what do you know then?
Do you have a brick?
Go to the exploration!

At the reception of the doctor, the patient says to the doctor:
You and I are heroes.
Why is?
"Because you work for money, and I am treated because you know who.

And so in the structure of receptors there is no difference between male and female
There is no special!

I'm sorry, but you can enlighten how this happens: I chew as painfully any intramuscular injections, my mom voices with intravenous, my sister dreams in terrible dreams of depilation in the area of her lips, but she flips on any other, her daughter has the opposite. Grandfather lived and without anesthesia quietly lay on the operating table when his leg muscles were cut off and the open fracture was closed, but he goes to the dentist as a punishment even with modern anesthetics. Dad easily tolerates cuts, but from the melting type of a blueberry begins to give up.

Even if within a family everyone is very different, how can others be equal?

There is an apparent difference in thinking: women want military service to be purely voluntary regardless of gender, men want it to be strictly mandatory in general. Who is sick in the head? Military duty was not invented by women.

Women are fighting for their rights.
What prevents men from fighting for their rights? That there is no obligation, but a contract, that the conditions are normal and so on? Oh, well, then it will not be an army, but a real children’s camp, you can’t complain anymore.
and ==
No, not this one. Most people (not just men) are hindered by fear and laziness in fighting for their rights. And they all know it in the depths of their hearts. And this feeling of inner uncertainty, inferiority, and even a sense of shame makes you look for a backbone. To devalue the struggle of others, when it is not capable of its own.

I was in a rather comic situation today. On the loaded for off-road UAZe saw the usual for such units inscription: "Ponts begin where the road ends", and literally a few meters later on the small OKE was painted the inscription-citation from Sherlock Holmes, which magnificently reflects the car owner's attitude to off-road: "If reason and life are important to you, stay away from turf swamps."

I am a cleaner. And, as the worst enemy of the Sisadmin, I propose a ceasefire and friendship against the accountancy! Because these chickens will smell anyone.

Recently I read a religious controversy in which some of the church mothers, among other things, complained that very few Christian cartoons, and all the usual cartoons - Satanism and devil.
I agree with them! We need more Christians! Because, judging from my memories of early childhood in the early 1990s, nothing distracts religion as much as this dark, boring Ebola, which was launched instead of "fake stories."

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Brazil covers most of the continent.

We borrowed, we do not know.
Half cannot be larger or smaller. Half is when one part is in the past of the whole, absolutely equal to the other part.
And more or less can only be part or share!>>>

Like the concept of an entire number, the concept of a fraction was not created immediately. The idea of “half” arose much earlier than of “third” and “fourth”, and of these latter – earlier than of fractures with other denominators.
The antiquity of the concept of “half” is attested by the fact that in all languages it has a special name, not derived from the word “two”. The expression “big half”, “lesser half”, “half-lived”, “half-bad” and so on. It shows that the word “half” originally meant one of two parts (not necessarily equal to each other).

Profit))))) learn the history of mathematics)))

Whole life counted
All my life I believed that a woman is the comfort and order in the apartment. Then I married. Then I divorced. Then accelerated homework courses. Now I believe that comfort and order start with the head, not a set of chromosomes.

I am a feminist, average communication with guys:
I am against the mandatory army for men, against the fact that you have a higher retirement age, against the fact that you can be exploited at work and at home only on the basis of your gender.
You are an exception! All feminists fucking, you are the only one for men, all the others want to exterminate and castrate us!!! to
Do you know a lot of feminists?
“No, but there was an article on the internet about an American woman who wants to exterminate men, I just know that all feminists are like that! You are lying to me that you are not against men. You, like all feminists, only think of yourself, you don’t care how men suffer!

After such a topic of feminism with the male sex I do not even discuss, let them believe in the fairy tales about evil feminists - devil-cannibals, although I have 95% of my acquaintances feminists against the army and other manifestations of sexism towards men.

My husband always goes to work early in the morning and puts his shoes on the floor in the hallway. This morning, the shoes were on the floor next to the closet.
The younger son stopped at the moment when he carefully opened the door. When he saw me, he said with respect:
Did you go to work in Narnia today?

Ladies and gentlemen, as well as children, cats and dogs!
A moment of attention, favourite.
The site you are on is "The Citizen of Rune". If you, wandering through your favourite forum, found a fun dialogue or monologue, you can post it here.
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