It’s hard enough, I just don’t understand why the division of jointly acquired property in marriage during divorce is beneficial to women? Why is this fictional fact used as an argument against the official marriage? People, men, in what country do you live? Have you watched the films?
Let’s look to the truth – if you are afraid that a woman will take away the apartment you already have before the wedding, so don’t be afraid, it won’t take away, it’s in your property. But if you were with the naked ass before the wedding, and in the marriage already got an apartment / car / house, so the woman in these purchases invested no less than yours!even if you personally carefully put all your salary in cubic - it does not mean that the apartment / car / house bought personally you and only you. With the wedded salary you ate, bought clothes and paid the rent of housing. And they have no less rights than you have. Take off your pink glasses and look at the world sober.

From the English-language forum, where the previous Olympics were discussed:
Despite the fact that English athletes for the gold medal do not receive any privileges in their country, German athletes for gold are provided with a lifetime supply of beer, and Belarusian athletes - no less amount of sausage.
Yyy: In this case, the marriage of a German and a Belarusian athlete will be a divine combination for both!
Zzz: Something tells me that their children will no longer be gold medalist...

The Babylonians

You are, of course, in a white coat and not a grandmother. I have only one question. And you are not embarrassed by the fact that your friend is an intelligent and free-willed creature? No one is forcing him to live with a lady and fulfill her desires. He lives and performs, so he likes and wants it. And so much he values your relationships, relationships with other women, regardless of how some left-wing hysterical grandmother (you) relates to it.

>>> I don’t understand at all what kind of retirement should be delivered by postmen. Why not give each pensioner a debit card and transfer pension to it? There are still holes somewhere, where the cash is dragged by a postman without any protection, like a sub-incasator?

Yes they remained. About two-thirds of the territory of Russia. My ancestors in the village only this year had a store accepting card payments. I have never heard of such a thing as a bankomat.

In every work I do, sooner or later, somebody gets into a pissuard. Sometimes several times a week It was especially funny in a team that arranged a scandal with the cleaner why she doesn’t clean the dirty dishes behind them. They don’t like to live like pigs with dirty dishes in the kitchen. And in Piszuar fucking is not like pigs.

Why do I marry?
1) It is more pleasant to call yourself a wife, and his - a husband, than a cohabitant / cohabitant.
2) to sign a single paper certificate of marriage is easier than
a) with each born child to travel to the ZAGS must be two, pay a state duty for establishing paternity, etc.
b) with each major purchase to rewrite a will. (All people are mortal and suddenly, and then to share jointly earned property with his relatives - well his naphig)
3) do not have to long and boring to explain to all the thirsty why we are not married and present more papers in all instances
In general, when you feel OBA that you want to live together all your life (well or most), the stamp only works to ease the bureaucracy, and if before marriage there are many thoughts about leaving/divorcing/sharing property, then yes, it is necessary.

Are you so strange today?
yyy: I went to the interview, the pattern in the chlam... I’m ashamed to tell (
Xxx :?? to
Yyy: I come, therefore... I am alone in my position (lawyer). I was interviewed by only two people: a lawyer ichi and a timlid (the passport of local programmers). Well, we talked, talked a lot about licensing, delivery and contracts. With a cup of coffee, everything works. And at some point I’m asked: "And what languages do you know?"Well, I’m all so relaxed and on the positive take and crack: "On Python'e I write, C# I know a little, JS so, for the box, well and Java I suffer in my free time". Well, we stumbled, and their timlids are here! Give me the tasks. It was strange, but I was caught.
I guess I’m going to ask stupidly: Who?
yyy: Python Developer's
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx And the SP?
yyy: 40k higher than I could get from them as a lawyer %-)
I am so happy ? ? ?

And now you come and say, "You have surpluses! Give half of the random alkasha with 3 classes of education, who throws the streets and lives in a shelter. Everyone should be equal"

No one said that everyone should be equal. But that the minimum wage and graduate scholarship should be greater than the minimum level of living, and it is not necessary to speak - and so clearly.

Strange, the USSR collapsed 25 years ago, and I still have no sex.

It is very funny to read how various inadequates constantly self-confidently argue about normal people. How do you know, dear ones, what are normal people and how do they behave?

I live separately from my parents, in another city, rent a house. Periodically, we talk on the phone or on Skype, they are interested in my business. I talked to my dad on the phone:

"Bla-Bla, I have changed housing, I rent a room from the owner, a man older than me, lives in this same apartment, I am happy, in general.

Father gives the phrase:

He is a pedophile, and suddenly he is a pedophile.

I’ve been in Kabbalah for 40 years.

Broadcasting about hysterical babes and the fact that she is all the thread in a white coat is beautiful, you miss one obvious, at first glance thing: a man is not a calf, whom you drag, he will go there. Just you and your five-year friendship with him is not worth the shit, and he at the very first opportunity demonstrated it, preferring you a “hysterical grandmother.” By the way, this behavior is not only characteristic of women, and since we already have examples from life here, I will bring my own. I in a similar situation for my best friend held to the last: translated the claims into a joke, explained that nothing between us was and was not in seven years, asked not to be jealous, begged - and yet after a while we and the guy broke up. Not because of a friend, but constant aggressive attacks on his side did their job. Because I can’t just take that and limit the communication with the person with whom we have experienced so much together, who pulled me out of different life shit and whom I pulled out no less. And your friend and friend of your girlfriend could, preferring you, such a smart and good, hysterical. You’t blame hysterical babes, not very good friends and not very smart people in general, but you don’t want to see the situation completely, right?

The cigarette is not the soldier’s best friend, but the sniper’s. I was even taught to shoot light at night.

Manufacturer Durex recognized Russia as the main brake for its business:

Unwise - here and without them Gondons are enough

I fought with a girl in a buffet, just a little bit. I go back to work and they call me. She knew where my phone was from. I started saying that I hope I didn’t hurt her and she wasn’t really so harmful.

Not for good, I thought. At first she clings to me, very tightly. Afterwards, she found out that she had two children and was not married. Often our paths after work crossed and we walked together. Of course, this has not gone unnoticed. And then it turned out that the female part of my department thought we had love for carrots.

About half a year after these events, I married, not her. No one knew that I was planning to get married at work. I only learned at the last moment, I told the boss that I would not go out tomorrow because I am going to the Zags. On Monday I go to work with a cake, all the girls shine like they won the jackpot. They gathered together and congratulated me. Babies began to say that how good I am, not everyone will now decide on such a bold step, and the girl is very good, hardworking. I stand and at first I can’t understand what they are about. How do they know my wife? Then we started to make nonsense about the fact that now we will go to work and work together and in general when a husband and wife at the same job is great. I say :

“Aunt, you say it as if you know my wife, you don’t confuse anything?

- so Marinka and I have known for a long time, I have even worked with her in the shop before.

My wife’s name is Marina and she doesn’t work here.

Here, the faces of some of the aunts were cursed and they abruptly fled to their workplaces.

News from the Russian Post.
There was a paper listing the number of retirement orders, the amounts and surnames of the postmen who did not pay these pensions in September. Now the post officers must write an explanatory for each pension with indication of the reason for the non-payment. And "no house" is not an argument. That is, if I came, called, I was not opened, then I have to find out why. Unclear exactly who. Hi, our brilliant boss, to get your tail by the door...

The Toilets

I had to work in a McDaca type grocery. Well, let it be McDougall. Periodically there are influx of visitors (after work or at lunch break), so here... Somewhere in the middle of the influx female (!!!) The toilet is so polluted that an abandoned resort country sort can sadly chew in the side. In the male, by the way, at the same time you can swim in the urine. How it is possible to get past the wide and high Piszuar in a narrow way – I don’t understand. And I have a suspicion that women’s toilets are polluted (literally) by those who scream, “You are pigs if you don’t clean up a hundred times a week!”

>> > and normal people After the MCAD? Don’t make fun of my pants!! to

One of the main criteria of madness is that the patient considers himself the only reasonable person, and everyone around him is mad.

We discuss hiring a third-party 1C programmer for one of the orders.
The most interesting thing is that they (the customer) have their own, standard 1C-proger
WOW: And what is he doing there?
“Well, while I was there, he offered to go to PlayStation and plasma. And he also said that it will play one because the rest of the IT department have a job.

My relatives could have removed Santa Barbara in the style of "srach". In the last 30 years, in any variations I hear why Aunt Masha hates Sakiya Sasha, grandmother Lena cuddles her daughters oil and marina, and grandfather Vasya with inexhaustible fantasy seeks the enemies of the state and hears enemy voices in a mixture with the Kashpirovsky, while fucking our brains on the subject of UFO and GMO. In the best traditions, everybody hates everybody. When I was a pink child, I was caught for coughing like my father.