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[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №1981
 25.02.2008
Yesterday I went to the neighboring town to my parents, checked everything at home, car keys, documents, etc.
I go down in the elevator from the 12th floor, my thoughts are all on the road, I lose the options of traffic jams and other road problems. Suddenly, the elevator stops in the area of the 5th floor and enters GIBDDeshnik, only on the first floor I got to know why he shakes - I extended his driver's license, crampingly trying to find insurance in another pocket.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №1980
 25.02.2008
The first country to recognize Kosovo’s independence was Afghanistan.
<Roleg> heroin manufacturer recognized the independence of the distributor

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №1979
 25.02.2008
“Russian radio – we are more than radio!” We are TV, pl.

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №1978
 25.02.2008
From anonymous website:

This material is intended for persons over 18 years of age!
If you are under the age of 18, and you accidentally came here, then you must immediately inform your parents so that they can accustom you to the first number.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №1977
 25.02.2008
Mother (M) says: approaches her brother (B) (11 years old) and says, “Mom, you know this word "Is it a condom"?
Q: Is it a condom?
B: (heading with his head)
M: What else to do, say sooner, I’m in a hurry.
B: Will you buy me?
M: You decided to live your sex life, isn’t it too early? There are no child sizes.
B: I’m not...
M: What is not?
B: I’m not going to have sex.
M: So who is he for you?? to
B: (in the spirit of Zadornov) Example...

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №1976
 25.02.2008
In terms of suicide, our country came to 2nd place in the world. Well, what did you do with your phrases "Leash the rosette","Drink the jadu","Kill the apsten"?

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №1975
 25.02.2008
From the website NGS.RU

[22.02.08] February 20, operatives of the city UVD seized in Novosibirsk about 10 tons of snacks to beer of suspicious origin.

The comments:
Vadim
2nd 09:34

Well prepared for the celebration! There is still ten tons of suspicious beer to be found :)

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №1974
 25.02.2008
From the blogs:
Is this how it works? I tell him about G. Skovorod, and he tells me about the source of the page, I tell him about the creativity of Fry, and he tells me about the compilation of the nuclei... I go to the museum, he goes to bowling... I tell him about the poems, he tells me about the mine, and then I remain a superficial fool, and he is a versatile developed man... he loves my breasts and he is pleasant to think that I am dumb :(
c) Anka

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №1973
 25.02.2008
She thinks where her brother is.
He says, “I think she would have taken him overnight.
She thinks it will be harder with her parents.
He thinks, he wants to think.
She thinks she wants to take.
Where will I take your parents?

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №1972
 25.02.2008
niki> Prikyn small bought new glasses that the doctor wrote out, we dress him so he with the screams "ura HDTV!" ran out to the street to play ))))
p_AV_el> I understood what struck me in your phrase - you have two comp and PS3 at home, your small knows what HDTV is, but fucking it is ON THE STREET!!! Playing with 8-)

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №1971
 25.02.2008
Marya: eat these soft French breads and drink tea.
TIGRO: Zohabaw the Ezzo of those Azcan Albanian crabs, and drink the Yad.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №1970
 25.02.2008
The girl from the corporation came home, in the ass:

I was drinking?
See also: Drill

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №1969
 25.02.2008
Hi, tell me what to do, I've lost the sound somewhere
SOPORT - Look in the room he could not go far.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №1968
 25.02.2008
The Land:
I have no mood to talk about aristocratic fucking, I digest the breadth!

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №1967
 25.02.2008
History and futurology are colorless:

The past is dark, the future is bright.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №1966
 25.02.2008
Translation from French.



This story happened on a British Airways flight from Johannesburg

South to London.



A white woman, apparently about fifty years old, sits next to a black man

The man. It can be seen with the naked eye that it irritates her, and in the end,

She is no longer able to endure this terrible torment, she causes the stewardess.

Is there something wrong, Madame? Ask the stewardess.

Do you not see it yourself? A woman is surprised. You put me in.

Next to the black... I can’t endure a single second at all.

Next to one of those wilds. Give me another place.

“Calm down, please,” said the stewardess, “almost all the places.

I’m busy on this flight, but I’ll see what I can do.

Then she goes away and, coming back in a few minutes, says

The Lady:

- Madam, as I assumed, in the economic class of free places

No is. I also spoke with the captain, and there are no business class seats either.

There is one free place in the first class.

And even before the lady has time to say a word, stewardess.

and continues:

Strictly speaking, this is completely contrary to the rules of our airline.

Transferring people from the economic class to the first class. However, considering

the situation, the captain thinks it would be too scandalous to force

to be close to such an unpleasant person, and

To the black passenger, the stewardess adds:

“So sir, if you want, take your luggage and I’ll take you to the

The chair in the first class.



It is said that all the passengers who watched the scene stood up from their seats.

They flocked...

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №1965
 25.02.2008
Santa takes letters from children, unpacking, reading about

and themselves:

“Hello, Santa Claus, a beard from...” This I’ve read that there’s more...

“You brought us gifts, PI...” No, I read this too.

“Hello, Santa Claus, Peter Dima has written to you for 5 years. Grandfather

Frost, please don’t pack this letter back and read it until you get it.

The best thing is to read it not once, but twice. Santa Claus is

It’s not spam, it’s a real way to make money.”

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №1964
 25.02.2008
I fucking...
I sit with my friends in the company of two prostitutes.
We sit and talk...
It’s great, I don’t understand one thing.
We took them...

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №1963
 25.02.2008
>>Today I learned what to write on a thousand "x@y" ultraviolet paint and give it to the bank is a bad idea...

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №1962
 25.02.2008
A classmate writes to me.
She is:
I walked in the street yesterday)) I was frozen, as strange as I was.

I am :
You’re still in the bikini.)

She is:
Yesterday I passed by the cleaning room.... my coat is completely dirty. I asked if they would clean up. Well they said. What yes. I took it off and gave it to them. I go out and understand the stupidity of my deed)))

She is:
I immediately recalled their surprised eyes, red and running into the car.

She is:
I’ll go pick up tomorrow. I will wear a spring jacket.

She is:
The shortest surprise is a fool’s friend)))

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