"In Russian airports passengers will be recognized by faces".

The worst will start when five flights arrive from China.

In the workplace smoker I often cross with two ladies from different departments. One is loud, the other is loud smoke. They do it synchronously. If you shut your eyes and imagine the Darth Vader, then smoking becomes very funny.

I went to visit my brother in another city. A guy approached the station with the words "Are you your brother’s sister?". I asked to meet a servant.

Department of Development:
Timled: the user does not get part of the tasks in the report "Director’s assignments". I have to find out.
The report "Director’s orders" does not really get orders not from the Director. The task is closed.

XXX: the dog says "Gave", the cat says "Meau", and the engineer says "Bleiin, what kind of bitch did TZ write?"

The Dattle:
** by
About the Childfrey Movement. It is a pity that the parents of these comrades did not adhere to such views.
** by
We are not moving, fucking. Movements are fighting for something, and we are not, we just don’t want to be fruitful and we want to be fucked away from us. And there are trolls among you and among us, you are straight like your first day on the Internet.

The thicker and uglier your children are, the less attractive they are to pedophiles.

What fucking brain do you have? Previously it was okay!

Natasha: I was embarrassed

I can’t understand people who don’t like fantasy. Did you love fairy tales as a child? At what point does this "shift" occur when it suddenly becomes interesting to read only something realistic?

xxxx: I wonder, is it some kind of habit from Twitter – to write such short messages on a single word in a chat?
Yyy: I think it’s a habit from the head... If there’s a small cache in the head that doesn’t fit a lot of information, then a person often has to drop it from the cache to the chat. And if he is big, he writes big messages.

<rep> asked his brother to bring a glass of water, he brought a cup of ice and said, "this".

Bond is burning. Her chest is impressive, size 6, not less, she writes in FB:

In front of me in the subway now stands such a sad man, right so sad that I pulled out the extra button on the blouse. It seems to be beginning to show interest in life".

Hi to!
I recently discovered the Philosophy of Childfrey and realized that this is the lifestyle I aspire to. Tell me where you can officially join your ranks and will two children 3 and 0.5 years old not be an obstacle?

To sell something unnecessary, you must first order something unnecessary on AliExpress.

xxx (cited from the culinary website:)
If you have potatoes, sausages, mozzarella, bacon, cherry tomatoes and 25 free minutes, you won’t be hungry.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY:
- You know, with such a set, if necessary, in five minutes I will not be hungry without this site.

Andrei is gone! In Singapore launched the world’s first unmanned taxi.
Imagine a car like this somewhere in Syzran.
In the future, there will be no sickness.

Iamkaant
I’m not sure about the “string theorist”, but the “theoretical physicist” is very much a cutting-edge. “Theoretical physicist” would be more correct.

Jex
Theoretical physicist – may exist, but so far no one has seen him

Mad_Max
Or at least indirect signs of its existence have been found? Otherwise he is not a theoretical physicist, but a hypothetical physicist!

Yesterday on the car I give back to park, unexpectedly behind the car is moving sharply forward. I thought what a fool. Going to the left of my door, I say, “Accurately, do you do it?” The driver is a 25-28 year old girl. Light retreat (outdoors are dark, it is raining, everything is blurred). The further dialogue:

Sorry, I didn’t notice you were giving up.

You need to be more careful.

Can you tell me where is the nearest store?

(Explain) Next a series of questions about nothing (this is the weather, this is the rain, oh, what car do you have). All this time on the passenger car, my wife sits and starts to painfully compress my right leg. Following is a question from Madame:

Do you have a charger for Android?

Here because of me, the wife jumps out and says, "I will have a girl, should?"

Mademoiselle apologized and said she didn’t have to leave.

P. S. As long as they communicated, no one was disturbed.

If you are in Omsk, don’t try to fight it. Do not need this. Just take a deep breath and sink your head. Supporting yourself with easy movements of hands and legs."

This is a description of my whole life!

In general, I often carry all kinds of nonsense and not very difficult to explain, but here I surpassed myself.

He told his invisible that she was wood for our fire of love. The good didn’t hurt long afterwards.