A sick child - a banal cold - sores, a day later cough and all that, even without a fever. My wife now writes:
In the morning I did inhalation with euphylline, gramidine, remantadine. Onion with honey, now lies with a compress of barley fat and propolis tincture. Suprastin and Acypol. The throat was treated with chlorophyllipt, cl 15 min inhalipt, cl 15 min imudon

Then the question is, do you think she will survive?? to

I sit here and think, who? Children or bacteria.

A colleague named Anton has returned from a friend’s wedding. He tells us:
- Imagine, consistent Anton - the Bridegroom, the witness, I...
Reply from the room:
I wonder what the name of the bride was.

XXX: Here is another story. 10 years ago I flew with Chloe from the United States to the Russian Federation to my parents, Chloe never flew on a plane until this point and was slightly frightened. In the aircraft, each passenger had a card "How to behave on the aircraft", it was drawn a carved mobile phone, as well as a CD player (it is not clear why). I myself flew several times and knew that CD players were not forbidden, but Chloe, seeing the player, said, "Maybe not? It is written that it is not ". I calmly answer her, don’t worry, I’ve done it 100 times and I press the PLAY button. At this point, the plane gets into the air hole and it begins to cough, the cry of Chloe then remembered probably all the passengers, and I then a week before her apologized.

From the actual report of a police officer:

In such a number, in such a number, a citizen was transported to the territory of a protected object under the form of a transport vehicle a car of the brand VAZ-2105..."

It reminded the old saying: "The victim was shot down by an object similar to a car."

Episode 8: The Pirates Are Out
XXX: The trailer has arrived
YYY: They will never end
Then there will be the descendants of the vortex.
XXX: The Pebble

Today I realized that I was disturbed by sex when I put on an electric cup, then put lunch to warm up, heard the cup off and the microwave was running with it. Then I thought "Oh! At the same time they ended..." The first time I was ashamed of myself.

>> How did they manage to train the fly, how? The computer is resting.

I don’t know what happened in that western, but my grandmother (a well-known entomologist in narrow circles) told such a story.
The case was in the middle of the last century, a movie about war was filmed there, and the operator needed flies to crawl on the pillows and the face of the wounded. But in winter, where to get the flies?
They were taken to the grandmother, and she kept these same flies for her needs. They slept in the cold.
She brought them to the set, landed them from the box on the pillow.
“Well, you just take a quick shot while they wake up, they barely crawl as you should, and then fly away!”

We filmed quickly and from one double, and where to go.

Chuvak, I found a pure Russian transport company!
YYY: How is it?
We received 2 goods. So this transport company broke one cargo, the other lost.

Two young men decided that role-playing games were a win-win and became mosquitoes. They fly into the camp to the elves and say, “We are mosquitoes, let’s eat you, or let’s bite you.” Elves by nature have no sense of humor, they are not given, so they gave them to eat. After 3 hours, the mosquitoes flew to people, history repeated itself. And everything would be remarkable if one day they didn’t fly to the orcs. They said the crown phrase: “We are mosquitoes, let us eat, otherwise we will bite.” Suddenly a voice came out of the tent: “The mosquitoes don’t bite at all, but SUSUT.” What happened next with the "mosquitoes", history is silent.

Neighbors on the top every morning start having sex, on a scratched, scratching sofa. At first it froze. Now I turn on the second meter))) I lie down and rju. The man swallowed for four minutes. Recent record was: 5.45

The client will consult,
The psychologist touches – the client stays.

At home, in order not to lose my passport, I put it in a prominent place, and for the third day I can not find this spot.

I was offered to have sex with a nineteen-year-old girl today, but in exchange I had to advertise some dishwasher. I refused: I am a man of high moral principles with a strong willpower. Just as powerful as Ajax, a super powerful pipe cleaner! Now available with the smell of scented lemon or vanilla!

And many mothers buy baby water, it's like ordinary water from a filter, only in bottles from the store and 15 times more expensive.
222: Well, it is probably something there for children enriched.
I don’t know about water, but its producers are enriched with the money of the buyers.

Xenia: Being a programmer is good - you can earn during maternity leave! and :)
Basilmak: in the Massaal of the VC of the respected NIH falshpol lifted the cables to transfer and found deposits of rubber products preventing maternity leave. tk. машzal was with a serious admission, in the magazine everyone was easy to see when in the night shifts there gender couples of programmers remained, after which 3 family couples in the team divorced.

Of course, the gentleman was Tomato's wretch and exploiter when he expelled Uncle Tykva from the house. But, on the other hand, where is the cadastral passport and what is the Roma self-construction?

There are often stories of anecdotal nature about what was stolen, say, a package of biomaterial for analysis. Something like this happened to me.

We have an eagle. He doesn’t fly, we feed him, he’s our bird. Since the donkeys are meat-eaters, I buy him frozen daily chickens. In the poultry factory, which prepares chickens, cockroaches are not needed, they are sold alive, freshly bitten or already frozen for food to predators. And for barley, such food is more useful, and cheaper than store meat.

And here is a bag with two kilograms of dead chickens from me today picked up by some guy, and squeezed away. I really hope that this fool, discovering the contents of the bag, will think that there is a terrible curse on it now.)))

Why is pumping a game character up to 80 lbs through all the burdens cool, and when it comes to a real family, many people prefer to start over and over again? or multi-accounts to open.

In the tram, I paid attention to one conductor.

Everything in it was not like it, except a bag and a dirty bag, for tickets and money.

The first man. Expensive clothes, shoes and watches. Everyone smiled and said, please. It was evident from everything that his work was very pleasant and not punishable as it often happens.

I think of myself, maybe the crisis is really angry that such people have gone away.

The man I was curious, did not resist, approached and just asked:

Do you look like a conductor?

He smiled as if he was waiting for that.

As a child, I had a dream of being a conductor, but it didn’t happen. I turned, for the wheel, did things, there was no time, I do not remember when I was in public transportation. And here, here I came on vacation, and what it was, if not now, then when. I agreed with the boss and my dream came true. I'll go home tomorrow, but I'll tell you, I haven't experienced such emotions for a long time. Okay, I have to work.

Pulling me on the shoulder, he went on to give smiles and as I suspect receiving much more than words can describe.

And yet the dreams come true...

XXX: I want'secret materials' completely from the point of view of the Rock: no special effects and nonsense, just a fucking partner sometimes brings everything to the morge.

YYY: This was a pleasure of the House series from Kaddi. No one dies anywhere, just a fucking doctor makes some shit.