I thought about discrimination against disabled people. Why don’t we see any disabled among the TV hosts? Are they being oppressed? Don’t let them work like everyone else?
I want to see single-handed, strangle-eyed and downs among the leading state channels!

Is it forbidden to wear Kilt?
I knew that this anti-gay propaganda could be found!! to

News host of the first channel, after an interview with Johnny Depp,when there was no translation during the interview for a while (the translator was silent, while Depp explained something to the host):
“We had some trouble translating, but Johnny talks so well in English, which is understandable.

xxx: Sometimes it seems to me that when the apocalypse comes to Russia, we will simply not notice it.
YYY: Ah, it’ll be one of the holidays.
xxx: Per the apocalypse is frightened and will say "Well, they’re here", and they’ll go :)
yyy: or will say - "Oooo, and this can be", and shamefully will go to improve qualification :)

[03/07/13 12:05:17], Veles (aka Slavic):
got into an accident. We were rushed by some eagle on a jeep, we were turned and thrown out for a meeting under the Maz. Everyone is alive (as strange as it is), but a car in meat. So here. Usually in such situations the pindos shout: “O May year, o May year!”!", and our Leha after 10 seconds of silence in a calm tone said: "Shit, the cigarette flew somewhere...

Alessandra, good morning
I registered three times today. But not hit. Can you ask your promrammist to clarify what my question is.

Aaa: Wonderful when you have someone to make a second cup of tea
BBB: It’s still great when there’s somebody to make the first...
It’s great when there’s tea. ?

I am lying down on a bedside bedside a sage bose...

C is ABRA:
“Who said that bad officials won’t help?” (open a cage with likes)

I am delighted with the cartoon by repeatedly clicking on "+" at the quote :)
= = =

For some reason in the quote on reviews about hotels thought that it was all written by one visitor, something like: "Kalo ssały bossen"

The route, the hour of peak.
The guy begins to play a melody on the phone, something like "...The mother of the patient has crossed off..." - he throws down. Immediately at the conductor begins to play a hot leash, drops. After 3 seconds, the sitting girl says "Oh, what a man!".
The guy from the back row screams "Now, a palitroche in the morning!and "

I don’t want to drink anymore.
Penelope: I too
A wonderful toast!

Users will go crazy trying to master such a complex function, especially since it doesn’t work.

Children, your mother’s birthday. Let’s jump and shout "ura", it will be a celebration!
Mom: – Don’t eat, let’s get the kids to sit down and be quiet. Then I will have a party!

If in the advertisement of Coca-Cola you at least once instead of "To a bright summer with your hand" hear "Doyarka Valletta...", then it is forever :(

From the discussion of the news about the fall of the rocket "Proton-M"

xxx:but, judging by the resonance, the rocket did not fall on Baikonur but directly into the Internet...

The factory newspaper came to the eye in the universe: on the last page of the photo Anatoly Wasserman smiled surrounded by satisfied factory workers, with some kind of text of the article and a brilliant headline: "Wasserman's reaction was positive."
Wasserman's reaction is an express test for syphilis.

Don’t ask how it happened: Male elephants also exploit their reproductive organs for purposes far from the intimate sphere. For example, being in an uncomfortable or unstable position, an elephant can support himself with a penis, using it as a spare leg. Or the penis can act as a fly-biker and disperse annoying insects. If an elephant has a stomach, he will scratch his penis to scratch it.

From comments from the video about the Tuning Lada Grant:

xxx: Well, this is what it should look like when it comes out the conveyor...

yyy: She doesn’t have to go out of the conveyor at all!!! to