A man who closes the shells. The reduced version.
A seminarist and a Jew.
Jew: And when you finish, who will you become?
Seminarist: The priest of the temple.
The Jew: And then what?
Seminary by Patriarch.
The Jew: And then what?
Seminarist: Where is it higher?
Jew: Well I don’t know, we have one boy...

Here is why I wonder why the Aitish have not yet created any cool indie band to sing chennai-type:

I will never be the same.
I wrote this code.
Using three languages
Including your own mouth

by Java! by Java!
Save me, save me, I am suffocated by Jáva!

and?

My daughter is falling asleep with her leg removed from the doll. does not give. ( by
WOW: And my friends love to play in the pathologist.
I would play the role of a corpse.
SS: My 4 year old son cut off the hands and legs of all the dolls and removed the soup from them. In the fireplace.
The soup has won.)

Have you read the poem “On the bottom”?

They read. This is a play.

# misconceptions

Until the age of 23, I had not seen a modern washing machine in action. He was convinced that for pressing the drum is compressed and really presses out the underwear.

When I was a child, I believed that the turn of the car would turn on itself when you turn the steering wheel. I just did not imagine how you can catch the pedals, pull the handle, drive, and even turnstiles to have time to turn on.

XXX: The first talk about how to catch Pokémon. The latter boasts that they are normal and do not play in such a way. I don’t know who is angry anymore.
YYY: The second of course! The first doesn’t teach you how to live right, they just do what they like. Here is the second...

Also a classic. Until the age of 13 everybody proved that children get from kisses;))

Whole life counted

<jifar> My biggest childhood misconception is that people become smarter as they grow up.

In the spring, the legislative level obliged to raise the salary level, raised the salary by 500 r. They took off 15% of the prize. In the summer, the level of the subsistence minimum was raised, the salary was raised by 1000r. and removed all premiums and fees for processing. Now we don’t even know what to expect when another order from above comes to raise the incomes of the population.

The greatest misconception of childhood: to live well, you need to be an honest and kind person. It was quite annoying to realize that it was just the opposite.)

He came on a date with a tree plant, brick and no condoms, so she knew he had the most serious intentions.

The misconception of my ex-husband
He thought the dust from the vacuum cleaner went through the wires into the wall.
I will never forget his eyes when I went to throw a paper bag already filled.

Well, the list: seats in parliament and positions of leadership are distributed according to gender.

Are you pretending to be a fool? Not regardless of sex, but regardless of...
Why are the best chefs in the world men, but 90% of women prepare dinner? Why the most famous artists and sculptors are men, and the mothers' houses stick and paint with children, choose wallpapers and curtains? Why are world-renowned doctors men, but the knees of the children are greenered by the mothers, and sit with them at a temperature of 40? Why did women in the 1990s not be afraid to go to work in laundry and service while men were depressed?
What made Clinton famous besides leaving Lewinsky to suck? What is Bush famous besides chicken legs? And just educated women, not chickens, with organizational abilities, want business partners not to watch their breasts, but to really get into business offers.

All feminists fucking, you are the only one for men, all the others want to exterminate and castrate us!!! to

People, how much you can confuse feminists with male haters! Feminists (formerly - the movement of suffragists) try to fight for equal rights of women in politics - the number of seats in parliament, participation in elections, positions of leadership, etc. And at the same time they can cook borscht daily, soften their husbands and do not demand the collection of garbage from the head of the family.

# misconceptions

As a city child, he thought that a cow would give milk simply in a way that was not related to the birth of calves.
Well, of course, I was sure that from every store egg could emerge a chicken.

Information agency TASS reports.
On the initiative of Kerry, a telephone conversation was held with Lavrov.
Lavrov said he was ready for a constructive dialogue, while his speech was emphasized as polite.

That is to say, he may have thought “dumb shit,” but the protocol is the protocol.

Once we talked about the army - in my opinion, in the current situation, it is much more useful to carry out annual charges, rather than staying in a barracks for a year. To collect every year according to the schedule of men of vocational age and ride them through the brains - how to handle weapons, how to act in the detection of a outbreak of a nuclear explosion, etc. And at the end of this intensive, an exam. Not handed over - a fine through the Sberbank (conditionally). And the people will know where to run in case of something, and the skills are not lost, and the worker from the national economy is not withdrawn for a long time.

The Male Logic
To limit women in their rights and let them defend our rights.
ppc

The film Matrix was a clear example that reverse psychology works very easily on children.

It is genius, child! You made my day! Now I know to mate (what to do?) It is a verb that means the way in which the brain cells of individual individuals reproduce.

Lisp is Lisp. Error issued by SBCL:

Invalid index 0 for (SIMPLE-ARRAY CHARACTER
(0)), should be a non-negative integer below 0.

Give a hint what is a non-negative number, less than zero!