Do not touch my pen, my pen!
YYY: Was it an interdiction, or did you just call me?
xxx: depends on whether you understand the main message of the sentence.

All measuring the waist and radius of the cat.
I suggest going to a more interesting task. How to measure its area without harming the health and psyche of a cat?

Comments, to another news about abuses of some inviolable personalities:
You have in your resume stated that you have won the Nobel Prize. In what area?
in South Kazakhstan.

Those who run on Sundays and enjoy it: you have not tried to lie on the couch until lunch.

You, like most of your acquaintances, are not souls at all. This is called sleep inversion. Googling, I hope you can.

Well, you caterpillars, you know better. And when we sleep, and how it is called, and about our lustful life. You know what I want to say. Get rid of it, right?

Another was expelled from the institute in second grade. Well, before the next call, he of course walked his own, and then the agendas and the escape from the military committee began.

He ran for a year. They seem to have forgotten him.

The storm passed, the alert level fell asleep.

One day he came to see his grandmother and grandfather.

A friend after work comes, and the grandfather pleased and proud handed him the agenda.

It is time for your grandchildren to protect their homeland.

Grandchildren in shock! ! to ! to How is it? ? to Which?

And the grandfather calmly: "Well come they say where such a thing, I say walking and what is needed? The agenda, well, let me sign it.” and signed

The signatures are one by one. The officers were pleased and left.

Oh wow there was...



He has been there for a long time, and his grandfather is no longer there. A friend says that of course he would never go to the army, but once it happened, even happy, now in the organs is working. My grandfather remembered only good things.

My wife and I were in the tax office yesterday. We had to pay for something there. We took the turn and then sat down on our chairs. In front of us is a pregnant girl already in the extreme term and next to them a mother with a child aged 3-5. The child asks his mother, and she answers him. The dialogue:

Where are we?

In the tax.

Why did we come here?

Taxes to pay.

The boy was interested in the pregnant girl. He looks at her and asks her mother:

Why is my stomach so big?

There is a boy or a girl in her stomach.

Oh Mom, is it not? He lives there?

He lives right there.

The little one burns out:

Do you pay taxes?

and no.

This is Lucky!

The whole row almost fell from the chairs.

I bought an apartment, the neighbors above have three children. In the morning there are 5 alarm bells. From 5.30 to 7 in the morning. One of them is an old iron and the rest are vibration phones. The clock of the dishes, the topot, the late old, the undernourished meat of the younger and the middle does not want to hair. Plus one: my girlfriend doesn’t want kids anymore. I have to sleep here too :(

Google says:

The heaviest domestic cat was considered to be the striped giant Himi from Australia. He weighed 21.3 kg, the body of the animal was 83.8 cm.

You have cats. and thick.

Wife: There are news
Wife: Nadia and Sanya agreed to live together only on weekends
The Sunday Love
Family: Comfortable
I think they will go further.
Wife: live with us on the weekend
Wife: even more comfortable
No need to wash or cook.

A little late, but I remembered:
(The primary A teacher of Russian and literature lives on the floor.

The last graduate graduates. Early in the morning, I went out to the balcony to meet the dawn. Under the windows on the asphalt, the inscription:
"Dear Tamar Vasilivna We love you Thank you for our knowledge"

Why are they with her so?

My son is 4.5 years old. He does not want to go to sleep. He said, let’s play chess. By the way, he knows how to walk and rub figures, but knowledge in tactics and strategy is very lacking. I say, Let’s go if I win, you go to bed. I agreed. Not especially stressed, I put him a baby mat and send him to sleep. He was so upset that he even cried a little but went to sleep. The next night, taking his mother as a helper, the son demands revenge.
“Son, Daddy is playing well, we won’t win.
We will win! Now we’re going to put Daddy Matt! My heart is full of determination.
At first I sat with my mom and actively walked the figures every time threatening me that now I will be mat. But as my mom's figures began to melt on the board, moved to the middle, and then went to my side.
So dear to you Matt. I say
I said we would lose with you. Mother is broken.
My dad and I played and so we won. - declares my child and with the appearance of a winner goes to play with machines. And my wife and I are overwhelmed, we realize that we have a clever ass growing up at home.

And if there is hell in the universe, it is not a hell of fire with boilers and devils, but a crowded subway car where people are suffocated and consciousness rubbed from pressure, bite each other and fight to get in. And the worst thing is that all this is needed in time to get to the hateful job, where they pay so much to get enough for a quarter pay, bad food and travel on the same Triblad metro. This eliminates the possibility of getting out of the circle. These are the cakes.

The happy resident of Ryazansky Prospekt

Filed to:Ironsky 2

Fuck how many films about the war I have seen, but Hitler on the dinosaur has never seen.

She flew (although the rubber was used, apparently pierced, as I then touched, but it was late)

Another point is that evil ladies deliberately pierce condoms.
Finally hit your head: there are only two reliable methods of contraception - abstinence or bandage of ropes / fallopian tubes! Everything else only reduces the chance, not destroys it altogether.

Of all my teachers, I often remember the historian and the worker.

These two men (with the big letter) taught us, minors and “intelligents” from an advanced mathematical/economic school, to think with our heads, to respect ourselves and others.

More such wise and patient teachers.

Happy Teacher’s Day!

1st Will migrants on Mars grow potatoes or limit themselves to powdered strawberries?
2nd With what frequency will the planetary gay parades be held?
Three One million displaced people are potentially five hundred thousand hidden GRU saboteurs and KGB agents. What if the dictator Vlad P. intends to hold a referendum on the accession of Mars to the Russian Federation (#MarsNash).
4 is Can Ukraine get a visa-free regime with Mars at least by the year 2513?
5 is Can Ukraine get a loan from Mars to serve its external debt?
6 is Will special scarfanders be produced for hipsters, so as not to wash their beard, or will it all be limited to an increase in the number of barbershopes?
7 is What are the acceptable losses of hipsters from suffocation during the Bono concert's open-air?
8 is Will the release of the new iPhone coincide with the date of its release on Earth or is there a temporary lag possible?
9 is Who would build buildings on Mars if all the migrants were to start up or selfie for Instagram? Will SpaceX use robots or Mexican gastrabytes for these purposes?

A young man moved to a new apartment. We had to carry a 24kg gyrus. He put a pillow between the back and the back. I went by public transport. Then the underground transition had to be overcome. I go, holding on to the right side, and a grandmother is coming in front of me, hoping that I will stand aside. But I had a heightened mass, not only because of gyri - there was still some treasure. In short, she hit my shoulder and turned like a wolf. Then she snapped and struck me in the back right on the roof. How happy I was! And the cries of that grandmother were music for me.
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Those who are wicked, wicked, and wicked.

It’s cold on the floor, I’m not allowed to go to bed.
Husband: And I lay down my shorts and throw it on the floor. She protects them :crazy:

Buy a normal dog in the zoo! Dogs often develop arthritis to old age, just from sleeping on shorts on a cold floor all their lives.

Sows against caterpillars
The gentlemen who turn everything into a habit are not all that simple.
I have lived since childhood in a wonderful place, where summer nights are white, and in winter the sun rises at 12 and sets at 15. I went to school since the first change for a year. Then a few years of college in the morning. I have been working in the morning for several years. There is enough time to develop the habit of getting up in the morning. but. In summer, when the sun shines in the morning, I can easily wake up at 6 and 7. Be happy, happy and fun. And in winter I can’t even wake up at 8am – there’s no sun. No matter how much I sleep, I will be angry and dissatisfied.
Habit has to be. People work at night and day. Children have a strong influence on sleep. But how comfortable and joyful people are from this regime is another question.
The right to rest has not been revoked. In the topicstarter we talked about weekends. If a person wants to, he can fail in bed all day.