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[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №9639
 06.09.2008
For our first-time students, senior streams organized a traditional evening of greeting and dedication. Playgrounds there are all kinds of, acquaintance, exchange of experiences, drunkenness. They did some kind of task there - the first-time students were tied in the eyes, built in a row, hands on the shoulders of the previous one and all blindly tapped around the park for the leading senior student. Tom stopped for a moment. Well, he didn’t think long, and grabbed that column around the tree to walk the ring. They are going. I and a friend went by, he suddenly stumbled and said "give a photo". And he went to these at the tree, entered the middle of the ring and, as the only sighting, led the whole shelter to the other end of the park. Then he dragged them to another tree.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №9638
 06.09.2008
A familiar guy told me.
It stops a zero-toned 99 layer.
He approaches the car, knocks, and is not opened. And so for 20 minutes. In half an hour, the car is broken and there is no one.
A drunk man, who was driving, broke into the luggage through the saliva and fell asleep there.
A special street magic.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №9637
 06.09.2008
The situation. Time is midnight. Through the night street, alkas goes into the dravina, something is unclear, a few passers crack, and here because of the turn under the music "Hunters of ghosts" flies out of the Ments "UAZik", a sergeant comes out with a soldier and pushes this comrade to himself in the chicken bar. After which under the joyful cry of "Ghostbusters!" "UAZ" crashes from the spot and goes to patrol further...

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №9636
 06.09.2008
I have something swimming in the soup!
It’s soap, there’s always something swimming there.
XXX: Yes, but it’s swimming with the crown!! to
Tagged with: HDD

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №9635
 06.09.2008
XXX is
They told the story: physics, older classes, schoolgirl in her age goes to class, there is noise. she: no-ka, the boys quickly finished, the girls closed their mouths!

XXX is
Our also issued, the flash inserts: oh I have so many viruses, the first time I got infected. months ago

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №9634
 06.09.2008
Nick is absent.
He jumped the road.
Nick is absent.
who is the type with artificial intelligence with a taboo on the ass
Nick is absent.
Type of girl
Nick is absent.
Really like a girl.
Nick is absent.
When the bot doesn't know the answer smiley shell...
Nick is absent.
all
Nick is absent.
The female brain is hacked and poured into the code)))
Nick is absent.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №9633
 06.09.2008
I recently saw a real first-person on a car with the number n001ah and a sectarian first-person n007ah

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №9632
 06.09.2008
She: You are the best
I mean, he was deceiving.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №9631
 06.09.2008
When you see a cat on the Persian carpet, and even this, and the shit of his stinker, be humiliated. Do not mourn the animal, do not laugh, do not give the hands of will in vain. With the heart in anger, but strengthening the cats hard on the spade, gather and drop the cat into the bowl, where they will be a trace. After taking a sheet of white paper, moisturize in a sludge of odor in a bowl. The cat is beating. Do not tear the ears of egos, legs and thighs. Harvey in the fucking sweat is also little for work useful.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №9630
 06.09.2008
SHU
Wife Loh hugged the flea and on the bench!
Zhenya
You made me think.
Zhenya
Though you went naked!

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №9629
 06.09.2008
It’s not a manifestation of my character, I just know how to fuck my brain.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №9628
 06.09.2008
On Saturday morning, after breakfast, a television program was broadcast about how Jews in Israel collect puzzles with their entire family on Saturdays. A family holiday is like that. In the evening we assembled a table and a wardrobe from IKEA. “We are very harsh Russian Jews.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №9627
 06.09.2008
~Pchel ~
I’ll come on Saturday to give you some gifts.? to

Lenny (Elka)
with the bandit.)

~Pchel ~
5 liters of alcohol?

~Pchel ~
It will replace me.)

Lenny (Elka)
I don’t have so many plans to wipe out...

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №9626
 06.09.2008
<LOVElas> good you are still a mouse man
<LOVElas> fucking full
<LOVElas> but good

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №9625
 06.09.2008
Zero 00 (2:32) :
Today in Dr.

Zero 00 (2:32) :
By the fucking, right?

Exozy (2:32) :
and POH

Zero 00 (2:32) :
) )

Exozy (2:32) :
Do not be born when I am tired.

Zero 00 (2:32) :
)))))))))))))

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №9624
 06.09.2008
Remember the F.E.A.R. ? to
company 1C released its localization under the name of U.J.O.S.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №9623
 06.09.2008
Loneliness is when you are happy with the coming spam.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №9622
 06.09.2008
This happened in Soviet times, when the car was more of a luxury.

It was just a means of transportation and I had to get there.

Electric cars and buses did not interfere with the number of people in the city.

Friday and Saturday out of town. Many boys arrived.

Until I get on the sidewalks. For example, they stood on the Schelkovskaya route on the exit from

Moscow with a backpack and voted. And so on translations.

They arrived. The drivers also benefited: even gasoline to justify. Driving

A man in the country, took two companions: an intelligent old man and a aunt,

Unknown to each other. The old man sits in the front seat and sometimes

He tried to engage a conversation with the driver, but all his attempts failed.

They were already tired of driving. Aunt is in the back.

He sat and kept silent all the way. Then he came on his way.

The bushes go. The passengers were also not disappointed. have gone out. All the bags.

Naturally in the car. Boys on the left, girls on the right. for men

This is much easier to do, they and the bushes are actually not to get to.

Then, my aunt went deep in the woods. The men relieved and sat in the car.

and went on. A little passing, the old man said cautiously.

The Driver:

"Sorry, but I thought the woman who was driving with us was telling me that she was

Black, and you planted it much earlier. And her stuff here.

are left.

And here to the guide comes: the aunt they didn't wait for the bushes! And indeed,

The bag is here, I can’t go back. On the subject: “What are you?

Immediately was silent!He turned away and returned to his aunt.

to pick. She has already returned from the bushes.

They are back, there is no aunt. This is what to do here? Where is her now

Do things?

“Let us bring her things to Chernov,” the old man proposes, “maybe,

Who knows her there?

We went again. Arrived in Black. My aunt is sitting at the stop, crying.

She, it turns out, ran out of the forest, and saw that without her they left.

She decided that everything was planned in advance to conspire to take away things from her.

She caught the pack, said that they stole – good people brought her.

Seeing the familiar car, she was delighted, rushed to the bags with compliments:

“Vasjenko, baby, I thought I had lost you!” It turned out, in

One of the bags slept peacefully... a cat! My aunt was most upset.

Loss is their favorite, "to figured with them, with things!" In what way

The animal did not make a sound throughout the road – unknown. by my cat.

I know what is unrealistically simple, but the fact – the animal slept peacefully in the

The bag, awoke and slowly began to pull only from the kisses of the crying woman.

The hostesses.

After all, it ended well. Since then, he has been driving.

The number of participants is only one and exclusively male.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №9621
 06.09.2008
Friends share, as it was on March 8 with lovers.



The first:

It was horrible! Imagine taking him home, right into bed,

After five minutes, he ended up and fell asleep. And a nightmare!

The second:

Oh, and I had it all like a dream! We went to a restaurant and drank a wonderful drink.

The wine. We went to him, two hours of preliminary lust, an hour of sex, and

We talked about everything for an hour! Super is!



At the same time, two men meet at the other end of the city.

It was a wonderful evening! They immediately went to me, the brain did not compost,

I fell asleep, I slept, my mood was great.

I have some horror. I went to a restaurant, there.

The waitress, fucking, brought the most expensive wine. Uncomfortable, I had to take it.

I came home - I didn't get up for two hours, I couldn't finish an hour, then

The hour could not sleep.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №9620
 06.09.2008
lazutov: Today in the subway saw an announcement: the revenue collection service of the Moscow metro is inviting loadsmen to work.
Ferguson has income.

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