Recently there was a framework in a responsible and solid institution, a whisper broke out, they were told to take everything out of their pockets.
The usual movement put everything out, and there - a steam car, two teaspoons, a brass pen from the box and a cover of the bottle of perfume. There was no phone and no keys.
From suspicious and testful eyes almost melted. I don’t look like the father of a six-year-old boy.

The white ro-o-oz
The Unitary O-O Road
How the elections went
Friendship in the ass.

Let’s better
Some other cats.
to move?

A to let. The length of the mouth of my cat is 5.5 cm.

The Medical Forum. Problems of psychomotor and speech development of children. Appeal of the mother (M) to the specialist (C): (M) He speaks very badly. I started noticing problems with speech when I was 2 years old, then he spoke only about 5 words (mama, dad, pig peppa, pult). She took him to a neurologist who said the child had encephalopathy.(C) It is very unfortunate that with such a set of words, no doctor has advised you to throw out the controller with the TV and start reading books.

I don’t say anything in response, I know, all the girls are identical.

And men too: two hands, two legs in the middle of a nail.

I did not understand either.
I did not understand the hint.

I will work at home on the weekend.
Okay, then I’ll plan the weekend without you.
XX: Did you not get angry, my joy?
YY: In the meaning? You will work anyway!
Will we have love with you tonight?
No, I am going to sleep!
Then I’ll plan the night without you.
Did you not swallow?? to
In the sense? You will sleep anyway!
Sorry, I understood the hint.

That is, you need to include your husband in your plans and constantly pull him out of work? Or, as an exemplary wife, to sit next to and give "useful advice"?

They are like spouses, not Siamese twins. I can't tolerate couples that can't cling together, and because of this, everything is painfully suited to them both. And then they all argue, because one of them wanted something completely different. You can always let your partner go where he is interested and you don’t need to. 10 years, the flight is normal, part of the holidays are separate, part of the friends are not common. Or do you catch your whims of any gender every minute, because otherwise promiscuity?

And otherwise it will be as I want: five minutes under a blanket and fairy tales. Because she is tired.

That means you don’t want your husband at all"

Do you not know how to read at all?

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And you, the lazy ones, are noting and elevating yourself to the rank of saints for doing such things that absolutely EVERY WOMAN does.

I see no reason not to do the same to a man. A woman is not equal to a breaker.O want to smash - as much as you want, but you don't have to bear it on all. There are women, fortunately, to whom work and hobbies are more interesting than gender. Break down in the house half and clean up half too. by Nafig.

The cleaning

She lived alone: cooking dinner took a maximum of half an hour, during which, while the potatoes (rice, pasta) were cooked, she had time to strain the salad, lay the floor, make a light charge.

Travelled with a guy...

After work to go to the store for products - half an hour.
At home, you don’t have time to dress up, you’re rushing to the plate – and what? He will come hungry! And a plate of potatoes with a spoonful of salad will not get rid of! Anthony is a man! He needs housekeepers!! to

From nowhere in the house began to appear scattered things, a mountain of dirty dishes in the dishwasher, collections of cups at the comp. The dishwasher in the bathroom became gray from dirt in a couple of days.
We brought a bunch of cat - a bunch of cat wool everywhere! Coming from work, I did not even have time to go to the toilet - the first thing I was rushing to clean the tail and into the kitchen! The weekends went to purchase products on the market (which carried 10-20 kg) and gene cleaning.
The guy started complaining that I no longer met him from work in sex clothes. After a month of this life, I wanted to escape from there.

They departed.

I have cleanliness and order in my apartment. The cat is fed and cut off. I have enough time for my hobbies. It’s no fun at night ;)

There will be no morality - both sexes draw conclusions.

Better explain - who are all those ladies who work, do all the housework and sex with their husbands is disgusting to them? What is the cult of cactus eaters

I do not know. I did not meet such. And you can tell who are all those men who are tired at work to suck, but always excited to eat and fuck?

Great free wifi in the Moscow metro: half of the time you can watch amazing advertising for free, the other half it just doesn’t work)))

5 in the household.

A few years ago I rented an apartment with my classmate and I seem to understand a little about the women who are rebelling here. No, I’m not a fan of increased sterility – cleaning once a week is enough. Well, the floors are washed and dust wiped out, my dishes are wiped out immediately and all the spills are wiped out immediately too. But this, let me say, a fellow student... Once a week his mother came to us, brought a bunch of foods to his son and prepared food for a week. There was almost no room in my refrigerator under my food. That same mom at some point began to report to me why we are so dirty: everywhere son's things and son's dirty dishes. You are not cleaning? I clean up after myself right away. Don’t you see that things are thrown here? No, I don’t see it, it’s not mine. Why can’t you clean up? I am not a cleaner for your son, he can clean himself.
He lived apart from his mother for two months. He believes that he lives alone and independently.

Review of the electric plywood under the name "Dream" on a well-known website:

It was taken from the developer, left alive.

Disadvantages: The oven to the mother's umbrella exploded, the wiring melted, the kitchen burned. The cake did not work, it burned.

The driver of the ambulance after the day was driving home in his car, was stopped by the Gaiishnik at excess speed. You are what, mud...la! Totally overwhelmed? Do you see Michelin?!\" - he spoke on the swallowed tongue of such a greedy mint...

by BES

Did you know that noise insulation mainly protects not from sounds from the outside, but does not emit sounds outside?

Pure mathematically: what prevents counting the cavity of the apartment "outside" and not releasing the "internal" sounds of the world from it?

xxx: Gentlemen, some endless idiotism that has no prerequisites. Hand luggage has weight and dimensions, what is its shape? Rucksack, clutches, drum... Why discuss the style of the bag, if you can limit the weight and size, as all normal companies do? And if the bag is in the shape of a frog, what is it - carrying an animal in the cabin?

yyy: Of course, with mandatory permit for the export of rare bird and herd )))

Yes, okay, what did you stick to the aunt, who beat the kitchen for 5 hours and sort, in each business has its own tricks. Wire in the cleaning room also meet, and both sexes, I personally know a man who every Sunday does the cleaning in his garage-workshop, takes over and unloads every screw, well maybe he so stress relieves... and that you don’t think there, he doesn’t bump there :D

Every time I keep track of my purchases from China and see something flying out of the airport and then two weeks without anything happening, I see a crowd of unhappy Chinese catch that sinful plane and drag it across the Chinese wall and then across Russia running. Otherwise, how can it fly for two weeks?! to

Wife: We’ll have a wretched cat. He will scratch the households, throw everything off the tables and bite the guests. And sleeping on my pillow.
Wife: Mulled once a year and eaten like a salmon
I don’t understand what you lack in me.

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Andrei Makarov:
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Andrei Makarov:
What is email? 0 to :D

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If you didn’t know, you’t be able to go to YouTube.

Andrei Makarov:
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