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[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №11730
 27.10.2008
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"we whipped today - 3 guitarists etc... "The Beethoven Sonata number 13, the first chord?", and that "my diez minor!" and cut off again. My friend "this is a real guitarist! address - fuck with it, and the accord remembers!"

The boys, on the go, either haven’t trembled until now, or the same guitarists as I’m a programmer. There, Beethoven's whole life had a mi-bemol major, and the tone of mi-diez minor is the fruit of the white fever or the fantasy of Stephen King, such a tone exists only in theory, and if at least one guitarist plays me anything in a mi-diez minor, in which there should be an idea - to fuck - 8 dioses, then I sincerely grasp him, especially considering that the ordinary guitarist is generally frightened by such words as diez and beemol.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №11729
 27.10.2008
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Working in a women’s group:
It stresses me, I still tremble every day, I know that one pants 15 days in the other breast 75 b, than the bridges are different from the capri, that the paint of the swartkopf rolls and that the guy in one of them has a curve of the body, they sit talking, I am not ashamed of the type I am in the board

Boy, how I understand you. And yet, when at the end of the working day everyone start to break up and talk "As long as girls" even uncomfortable to say "Goodbye" :)

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №11728
 27.10.2008
Jura: This is a shit I hate fools. You say she’s stupid and it’s like you raped her forcibly and let her die in the basement with rats. Would be hurt by shit. A wise man says a fool, he will not be offended, he will understand.
GPS: Ungu, will understand that you are a dumb fool and it would be better not to be born, but keep silent.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №11727
 27.10.2008
<Fatal> fucking... the mouse on the screen slips. He wanted to kill. I put my finger to the monitor, ready to squeeze, and it jumps on the finger.)))
<Fatal> it was a pity :)
<Fatal> beast to look scientist)

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №11726
 27.10.2008
If you have not painted with a turtle, you know nothing about programming.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №11725
 27.10.2008
Description of the holiday base on the off-site

Are you ready to try it?

Home without water supply. To cook soup, boil tea or just wash your hands, you need to go down to the well and pick up water (there is a wind, which greatly simplifies the task). The shower is naturally absent, but for the ‘dirty shower’ there is a bath.

There is toilet. Bathroom type "M" - "J", series "free flight" with holes in the floor. From the landing places on each runway. Before you try to relax, make sure you do not forget to go to the administrator (it is from him you can take toilet paper, and absolutely free).

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №11724
 27.10.2008
When in the morning, leaving the house, I saw on the dirty cover of my car the words "help me", carefully taken by the children's hands, I was uncomfortable, but I thought of myself "Boyan".
But someone the next day on the washed car dirty was written "thank you"... 0_o

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №11723
 27.10.2008
Nikitozz
You know guy.
Ice
and?
Nikitozz
It seems to me that our old man parallelly goes to some university and he is read there understandable lectures.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №11722
 27.10.2008
Crisis... banks fly... accountants have never seen so much cash in their lives... standing at the safe with packs of money photographed...

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №11721
 27.10.2008
Stas (22:04) :
Sushi fucking

Conformist (22:23) :
You are what?

Stas (22:23) :
Oh...

Stas (22:23) :
I meant I ate sushi.

Stas (22:23) :
It is shit.

Stas (22:23) :
Sorry

Conformist (22:24) :
After reading three times I understood.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №11720
 27.10.2008
Sometimes there is human laziness.
A friend works in a pharmacy and tells us that every 2 days a grandmother comes, she is under 70 years old, she buys 3 packs of condoms 12pcs.
At first I was surprised, and then used to it!But still decided to ask, why you?The age is no longer the same!
You know, he says, I walk the dog, so that the legs do not stumble.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №11719
 27.10.2008
Southwest, a friend yesterday committed an accident on his maze.

Five hours were decorated, hemorrhoids with scraps, but what was then ripened, such a national composition, no, electricity in Moscow.

Rebuilt almost without looking, cut infinity, driving Armyn ("no-working moscovite" no other...)
An Armenian on infinity flies to meet, jumps on Uzbekistan on jigol "five"
“Five” attacked the Icarus 261st route, behind the wheel, we find out – TAJIK!
The Armenian, meanwhile, picks further and stops down the almer, which runs - we all hold on! A citizen of Afghanistan.

My friend is Russian. The menta came, thanks the eggs, the Russians. He says to them:
In that car that I had to rebuild, I was going to be a Georgian sitting!

(Who is on the road patrol today)

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №11718
 27.10.2008
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I was at my friend’s house, singing karaoke loudly. Suddenly a camouflaged man enters the room, breaks the muscent from his leg and leaves...all in the air!!! 4th floor, the door is closed! Then it turned out, her neighbor below some frozen border guard former, we prevented him from sleeping, he climbed the tree to the fourth floor, jumped into the kitchen window, jerked everything and left. Tarzan is fucking.

Boys, we have an irresistible desire to dive in the night - to run into a dark wilderness and there to empty their sopranes and bases! Death of Karaoke! You are a young man! :)

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №11717
 27.10.2008
Daddy went somewhere... said "I’m not sleeping for a while, tomorrow"

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №11716
 27.10.2008
Nasty (13:59:50 23/10/2008)
You get up on Saturday and then we’ll see.)
Fox (14:00:33 23/10/2008)
I’m a very responsible person... if you say I drink vodka at 3 p.m., then at 14:45 I’ll be there with my glass.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №11715
 27.10.2008
The year 1998. The financial crisis in Russia. Ruble X and collapsed
The year 2008. The financial crisis in the United States. Ruble X and collapsed
The Blog of Vedomosti.ru

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №11714
 27.10.2008
Lazial in the settings of the Ukrainian opera. When I saw the section "Korziki" was in a wharf.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №11713
 27.10.2008
Prehistory: I myself live in a student community and a programmer lives with me in the room.

So I decided to light up my computer. Well I put the password (not the DR and not the phone number) and in the hints wrote "I went naked!!! The Tree" I come with a couple, touched. I wanted to remove the movie, but my password does not fit. I see a hint and it says "Go on your own :(((. I apologize, I will return my password!and "
And my face turned into a basheva surprise: o_0.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №11712
 27.10.2008
Sonick (20:50:14 20/10/2008)
I don’t understand chess.

...n'Ko (20:51:20 20/10/2008)
Can you name three games?

Sonick (20:52:30 20/10/2008)
Chess, mat, boat to fuck

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №11711
 27.10.2008
The girl had a poor vision all her life, she did not wear glasses.
We go to the metro.
She: Oh, look at that guy at the end of the car, you see?
I: Well I see.
She: He’s so clear now.All the people have become so clear, fantastic!

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