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[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №10786
 06.10.2008
Chapter 8: Call Me Back
Writing with the letter "Z"
XX: And the writer writes!! to
OOOO O_O

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №10785
 06.10.2008
Marina: I only do anal with my boyfriend ;-)
Andrey is Hui! The modern formula of loyalty.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №10784
 06.10.2008
There are connectors-antennish such a concept as the "elementary vibrator". Thus e. A simple piece of wire that emits waves. Also, antennas can be caught not only with the help of iron sticks, but also with the help of gaps in the iron pipe.
So here. Somewhere from the province came to us in the university to protect the disser one aunt. You can imagine what happened to the professors... Title of the work: "Excitation of an endless narrow gap by a thick end-length vibrator")))

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №10783
 06.10.2008
If the dream of every guy is sex with two, then the dream of many tourists is sex with one.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №10782
 06.10.2008
Nikolai Nikolaevich, when will there be communism and world peace?
When you start working, fuck.
I am no longer an optimist.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №10781
 06.10.2008
vicci: how little a woman needs to be happy: see one strip on the pregnancy test:))And then climb into the trash to make sure: the strip is one!!!!!!!! to

[ + 57 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №10780
 06.10.2008
Yesterday, the 4-year-old son of a friend of Sasulk somewhere managed to put on a pack of condoms at home!!! Of course, I crushed it and approached my dad with questions, saying why these are not such beautiful inflatable balls, absolutely not multi-colored??? Well, Daddy in his repertoire, told me today that he does not want to raise a dawn and decided to tell the child (at 4 years old!!!) all the truth about these "bulls of fools"... while also showing how and where they are wearing... thank God that I guessed to show not on myself, but on the son!!! The son was entirely delighted with such a fascinating game, only his wildly upset that they are falling from him... Daddy was not disappointed and explained the disappointment, like when they will stop falling from you then and you will be able to kiss the girls...

Even Sanki did not get the right name "condoms", then his father allowed him to call them easier "gondons".
At the end of the lesson, he agreed with his son that he would not tell his mother anything, like it would be their male secret!!! to
But daddy forgot about the existence of grandmother!!! There was no ban on the grandmother... Sanka seemed to play and Daddy thought that by the evening the child had forgotten everything... However, when the grandmother appeared on the doorstep in the evening, the child was wildly enthusiastic about the first thing. I know how to write Gordon!!! Do you want me to show?and "
Grandma fell straight in the corridor.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №10779
 06.10.2008
Dad sneezed, the cat cracked, and I clean up... where the truth is.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №10778
 06.10.2008
My little brother fire (4 years old).
I take it from the garden, we go home, he is silent all the way, we decided to go to the store, we approach and meet a woman with bags, tired sad in the coat, he develops in the wind so small to see her shouted: oh oh oh oh what a beautiful aunt!!! to
The woman smiled so gently, and I think she was so excited!!Everyone here says that the little ones can only scream, "not a beautiful bride!"! to

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №10777
 06.10.2008
Three colonels, one of whom was a military doctor, went to Lake Manic for fishing. Upon arrival on the lake, the first thing decided to dinner, and for dinner sentenced 4 bottles of vodka. It darkened. One of the soldiers fell asleep. He went to the shrub, began to sit down, he was stumbling, and he gently sat behind the shrub on the shrub. With his cry, he frightened all the life on the lake, crawled out of the shells on the four and crawled to his doctor. He matuches, but what to do - the doctor, after rinsing the wounded ass with vodka, put on a bandage. I took a couple of drinks for anesthesia. Here, according to the same need, the second colonel rises up and also goes to the stones. This type of scientist on someone else's bitter experience, the whole stone carefully drowned, sat down, all along the way, managed, gets out of the pocket of the kitten a piece of the newspaper, and not noticing that a huge triple fishing hook pulls out of it, pulls it into his ass. Again - a wild rabbit, crawling on the four - to a military doctor who was sick of other people's ass. Matt grumbled terribly on the shore. In the morning, they come home, the doctor is okay, two colonels go out, the ass hurts. And then the neighbor-old woman to the doctor and says, "Kolka, shit, you do not have enough babies in the city? What has arrived! "In the fish" he was! The shameless!
- In general, after that, the doctor was already taken by the ambulance, heart, do you know?

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №10776
 06.10.2008
Do you want your puppies, your mother? Have you been to the zoo for a long time?
One night in the middle of the street, they almost killed a boy for a cell phone. Maybe they killed me, I don’t know. I called the police, she came, the murderers were bound, the boy was taken to resuscitation.
Do you want multiple fractures? The bleeding? The grief of relatives and relatives? It is neither fun nor fun!! And hoppers are not funny for a long time. Enough of.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №10775
 06.10.2008
Julia (08:40:07 1/10/2008)
What’s wrong with my status?

yai (08:55:18 1/10/2008)
I am a smart, a smart! The whole street knows about it: Pessda cat! My other Antoshka, and I’m a little bit!" It’s like... hm... non-cultural

Julia (08:55:32 1/10/2008)
The Post??? to

Julia (08:55:39 1/10/2008)
I told him at 5 years old.

Julia (08:55:49 1/10/2008)
In the garden in the morning

yai (08:56:58 1/10/2008)
MDAU...

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №10774
 06.10.2008
from ASI
He is
I respond slowly as the machine writes a DVD. Everything is braking. I will contact you in 20%"

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №10773
 06.10.2008
Q: What rights do you have to study?
WOW: Of course, it is better not to study but just give))) I will pay and without training will give :-p
Oh, and I'm at the school, then for those like you to straighten the wings on the car and wipe the blood out of the glass!

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №10772
 06.10.2008
In the female toilet.
The Lunch.
In the toilet 3 cabins, all busy, some women stand waiting when the cabins are released. Two girls come in to wash in a bowl, talking to each other.
One says to the other: "Would you like me to tell you a joke?"
He begins to tell an anecdote.
After washing the cups, the second girl says, “Well, what have we done?” They want to leave.
And here is the voice from the cabin: A joke to tell?

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №10771
 06.10.2008
MrKIT changes nick to Su-37
Kanti seated for the Su-37
<Su-37> Kanti > new new :-)
<Su-37> Kanti > not scary :-)
<Kanti> let’s go
<Kanti> and don’t talk
Su-37 catapulted Kanti
<Kanti> scuco =

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №10770
 06.10.2008
The toast:

For the absence of "I will not" the present ladies.

by konde13

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №10769
 06.10.2008
I talked about Greek cabbage.

Immediately I say - all this from the words of a familiar, pulls to the fairy tale, but in his

Time is fun.

He went to high school and began to bite.

As with any normal student, it’s time to get acquainted.

colleagues closer, and in the common people to organize a joint drinking.

(Ah, as I remember that golden time, so the tears turn.) As in

In most cases, this action was decided to be carried out in communion.

The day has come, communal Aborigines meet city comrades with

packages of drinks and snacks, tables are covered, tables are arranged and

other plates, shorter in the air vibrates "terrible feeling

of the day" (C) One intelligent girl didn’t know where.

to put themselves on, because of the humility moved in the side and in general

She was a graduate of the institute of noble virgins in the revolutionary

The cruiser. We decided to give her a task - take, so to speak, a dozen eggs,

blow in the food block and quickly burn them. She made big eyes, took

Bottle and went. Table is covered. Vodka is provided. Divided by. Potatoes

have disbanded. They wait. The potato smoke, the water evaporates its placed

the molecular layers. There are no girls. How much can this be cooked?

Eggs / Eggs / What does it mean? We sent a race. Returned holding

Through the walls and throwing fingers toward the kitchen. The people were looking at –

Dozens of eggs from a local poultry factory were rolled in a dry bowl.

The shell gradually took a brown color. Shakes periodically

It mixed them like sports balls in the drum of a lochtron. history

silences whether she has frozen them before frying, or this product is placed

Eat it in ketchup or mayonnaise.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №10768
 06.10.2008
The pigeons were angry at the old Micheich’s courtyard. In fact, Micheal

Fuck the pigeon. Only the pigeons did this.

Better to...



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[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №10767
 06.10.2008
A-Lisa (16:56:15 5/05/2008)
Scuco, I work the second day...and still Monday

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