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[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №10829
 07.10.2008
The couple is over, I go home.
What to do Bush?
Find out where the cat is
0 O O

[ + 35 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №10828
 07.10.2008
Wikipedia is:
He started reading when he was still walking in diapers at the age of eight.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №10827
 07.10.2008
We have mysterious clients... JSC "Instrumentation Factory "Vibrator")))))
Destroy the whole department!

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №10826
 07.10.2008
I know who works in Google.
try translate the word iGoogle from English to Russian using translate.google.com
It really is O_O.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №10825
 07.10.2008
and greetings
“Hello Emma.
Has something happened, sweetheart?
Do you remember what you wrote to me yesterday?
[it is]?? to
As if this is:
Do you die alone!!!! to
In the woods!!! Fuck it with the bear!!!! to
Let’s put your feet in your mouth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! to
You don’t know how bad you will be without me!!!! to
and UPS

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №10824
 07.10.2008
An eleventh-grade student shot eight times in the head of a classmate who refused to meet him. The girl survived.

Sometimes being a blonde is not so bad.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №10823
 07.10.2008
iddqd_tuna: Why did Obama defeat McCain in the debate? He just doesn’t get red when he’s lying.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №10822
 07.10.2008
Caroche in a documentary about the Large Addrone Collider
by the grace of this structure we can find the meaning of life, the universe, and everything in general" I suspect the answer will be 42 : )

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №10821
 07.10.2008
Good morning, give me a password in 1C.
Did you have an admin?
User is not
by admin, name
user.........w
You are not in 1C at all.
User is not? I work here, right?
Did you send an application to admin?
User is not
The name of the computer?
It's like a system unit to watch or Siemens here on the monitor
admin What are your rights?
What does user mean?
Admin, who are you working for?
The user cashier
by admin OK
User Manager
Admin as well.
User Manager of Cash
admin theoretically I understood what you need, but fucking sad to half
User is your job.
admin... well and went to the ass,how to make an official application you in life do not think, fell stupid, work on the accounts

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №10820
 07.10.2008
I get a translation of "seem to realize"....he gives me a translation: "seem, understand"...

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №10819
 07.10.2008
The headline on the local news website (www.udm-info.ru):
"Problems of shareholders in Izhevsk proposed to transfer to a special body"

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №10818
 07.10.2008
Once I was surprised to find that the Top of the Abyss became more funny than the main one. Now I was surprised to find that the Abyss was more funny than the Abyss top. It is sad, comrades...
The Fighters! “Today you go to Bash, and tomorrow you will sell the homeland!” Do you remember?

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №10817
 07.10.2008
At work in the dining room was tough. The boy picked up cakes. It takes everything. Go to the box. They start counting the cakes. It was 13. The cashier looks at the price in his paper. of 13 rubles. Well, the cashier smiled, and at the same time his thoughts were loud: "13 cakes for 13 rubles". Then the boy with such an evil-evil voice gives out: "The master will be pleased! " I almost drowned)) the whole dining room then wiped away tears of laughter.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №10816
 07.10.2008
eLinks: In short, you need to call the support. The site is up.
Kishara: Well, if you hear the voice of the LIVE expert of those supporting youtels, I think you will prove that man knows how to connect with spirits.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №10815
 07.10.2008
I go therefore on the street, I don’t touch anyone... Somewhere I hear a child’s voice scream: “Pinguim!”" I’m in a stupor... in 5 seconds, three airplanes hit me... From the top the cry is joyful: “The package has been accepted!”" I’m in shock...

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №10814
 07.10.2008
XXX: "How much Tanya is not a fighter - you won't get an atach!" :)
YYY: Our Tanya is crying loudly
The forum files are not attacked.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №10813
 07.10.2008
24924 (saved 2008-10-02 at 20:20)
From the Student Forum:

XHH: We’re discussing the lectures here, and they’ve got their forum where they’re discussing us. The type of this group is shit, they need to go on, and if you do not explain something, you will ask questions. And this group is discharged, you can be late to them for half a couple and sleep at the seminar.

Do you really think there is no such forum?! to
As a young teacher, I officially declare it is! At least with DuPont, of course :)

by PS. EP06 - You are the shit! MG-07 - Tomorrow for the first lecture I can sleep, so don't rush too much.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №10812
 07.10.2008
I go on a bus, next to one of the seats is a man in the appearance of 25, in the hands of children's magazine Shrek (well or how he is called there) And he reads it on the page with the title "I am funny in the world of all?"
So I want to come and say: You are ugarno no dispute...

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №10811
 07.10.2008
>> and
Dressed

<< Furious Angel
I have grown up 😉

>> and
Don’t do that anymore... don’t beat me.)

<< Furious Angel
Do not look)

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №10810
 07.10.2008
Delicates

I don’t know where my home is.

18:37:01 Little

Your home is where you are waiting and you are happy.

18:38:21 Delikates

What is it in the military? 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉

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