The Labuten Corporation has announced the awarding of the Leningrad group for their advertising.
From now on, the entire group will receive new shoes from this company for life.

Local: I totally agree with you! Rule 3D No one cancelled.
Andron3912: The Rule of Three D is Give the Fool the Road if anyone doesn’t know.
Reader: Even if it was invented by fools to obtain an unjustified priority.

About the shortened day - Friday - for women - all forgotten?

Where is this?
We have a shortened day on Friday for laughing employees and only because we work 12 minutes longer throughout the week, not until 17, and until 17.12, and on Friday until 16.12.
Not because there are no eggs between the legs.

I just talk to them sometimes. For them, the computer is like a catalogue for us)))
Oh my gods! Will I be punished?
Girl girl, a black computer worker is already walking in your street! Little girl, a black computer worker is already entering your house! Little girl, a black computer worker is already rising to your floor!
The wicked is coming! I’m going to go! 😉

The soul is sad about the fucking,
She is a non-resident home.

He is an alpha samurai!! to
You don’t know the Greek alphabet.
Ohhhhhhhh?? to
He is just a lambda.

If a girl has orgasm or not.
Don’t be surprised that the girls will soon be pudding on you.

Here people write.
"In our latitudes, this can be compared only to a micro-HEC built into a beaver dam."
And last year we actually electrified the hunting cage.

I woke up from the vibration. The first phone doesn’t ring. The second is completely turned off. The girl’s phone doesn’t ring either. It turns out that the pigeons in the ventilation vibrate))

In Nikolayev are proposing to demolish a monument to the dead police officers

XXX: The Lenin campaign is over

Asked Google:"Fashion tunics 2016 to hang on spikes". He gave me a lot of pictures, I sit and look. At the end of the page found the inscription: "Content allegedly depicting child abuse has been removed from the page."
I’m embarrassed to ask: why don’t I know about hanging on fireworks?

Happy Mom explains how to wash jeans in the washing machine.
xxx: "...and throw there everything that looks like jeans, such as socks"

A while ago, I worked in the department of medical technology of one NII. I don’t remember how we started our conversation about patients’ attitude toward treatment, but one of our employees said just a brilliant phrase:
The patient does not care how he will be treated, how he will be treated and even whether he will be cured at all. It is important for him that when he is treated, it does not hurt!!! to

So why do I get such fun pets?
I decided to make pellet. He boiled water. I throw the pellets there. And they’re splashing at me, let’s swim with us, it’s fun here.

Explain to the manager.

I am an ordinary manager.I am forty years old if I wonder. All my life I have been tormented by the question: do armor protect? If so, how did the knights manage to fight, capture cities, etc., if they could not break through the armor of the enemy? And if the armor did not rescue, the hell they were all wearing them?
Please...

You have a skull. Does it protect the brain? It seems silly, but it still protects. If it had not been - you would have been in the kindergarten in the first child's fight with a soot all the brain exhausted (and so - not all, apparently). But still, if you get a sapphire shot, it will not protect you fully (per you already know). That is, with a sapphire blade you can still be strapped, but with a socket - it is no longer possible. Now add a good richer's "shell", then beat the helmet. Lopatou bat - the bell of iron throughout the district (well, there is hardly anything that has changed here), but you stand alive. What about the Hammer? The helmet will not save. Chelubey's legs will enter the knee into his ass, and the cervical vertebrae - into the brain. And now take a toyship, then a spade, and then a fighting hammer (well, or a squad at least), and try to knock them, say, on a twisting and unfriendly moody rat (green, silent - it will not happen anyway). And answer the question: the easier it is to fight and how much your chances fall as lighter objects become useless against a conditional opponent. Yes, I am, if anything, also forty and I already understood during this time that it depends on the "digital" shit.

to this:

Why do you think that informal work is bad? All the tasks are different - who runs away from alimony, who does not want to feed their taxes, someone needs to do so that there are no extra records in the workforce, and there are few reasons.

Father, well, you said everything, you detailed the tasks. Maybe you can make conclusions yourself, without clues?
Probably in vain, we now do not put a job place in the passport. Or all kinds of judges call on my taxes an ambulance, badly go to the clinics with the whole family, receive subsidies to pay for housing, as non-working, teach their children in schools, retirement will then be demanded, the parasites of society.

He recalled his childhood years in music:

To properly hold your hands on the piano, you have to imagine that you have a large apple in your palm, and you have to hold it.

The second colleague:

And if I have a big apple, did I give up your piano at all?! to

This is:

I don't know who how, but for my entire career with instructions on TV, officials and others, I was acquainted with signature only in state institutions. In various private LLCs, all these papers were absent as a phenomenon in principle. Moreover, in one restoration office, we measured the semi-branded building (where there is no coverage) at all without construction forests and insurance. And without lighting. There are women, ohh. The commander was fucking. If you are not in Russia =)

Of course, you would crash from there, break your neck, and the boss would write that you were there on your own initiative, and he would be right. As a result, your children, not the boss, would remain orphans, or disabled vegetables would fall on them.
You live without your head, and Russia is to blame you.

What is the name of the new X-ray? X-rays are also X-rays. It is X-ray. What will foreigners think? It should be called so that the Russians can understand it. It is ecstasy. And to write Lada X-taz.

How many times can you go to the tournament?
Three times.
All in all?
Well, that is for the day. More in a month.