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[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №123873
 02.02.2016
Dialogues of students:

With this session, we all have husbands for weeks unfed, untrained.
2: - I cooked my soup pot for a week, and in the afternoon somewhere at work will intercept. This would be possible with sex: once a week!
1: - Neye, my husband is a venereologist, he cannot be intercepted at work ".

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №123872
 02.02.2016
xxx: what do we say about code without bugs, bits and bicycles?
YYY: Not today

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №123871
 02.02.2016
Residents of the Stavropol region beat the head of the village for bad roads

[ + 28 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №123870
 02.02.2016
You try in vain.

I insist on everyone!!by :
"It was a birthday"... burn in hell!!! This is the day, the fool. He is fucking!! Your day, your birthday, your birthday.
From this we draw the following conclusion: "It was a birthday".
I have everything.

They are not born, they are raised from the dead. Therefore, they have difficulty understanding this moment.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №123869
 02.02.2016
I leave the bank and he enters. I am on the left, he is on the left, I am on the right, he is on the right. I am left again – and he is left, I am right – and he... And then he suddenly died. He swallowed, closed his eyes — and his hands were smoothly on me like a wizard, and said, “Kyyshi! You are! I wandered around him quietly, I thought, “Well, a fool!” and then I went and thought, “Listen, but that’s the method.” and c)

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №123868
 02.02.2016
Tagged with 'The Head of ERO'

When computers were big, they were served by a lot of people. Over them stood the head of the electronic calculation department. Drinking alcohol to wash contacts was also written out. The golden man!

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №123867
 02.02.2016
xxx: I look at the server someone through the guest wifi traffic is actively pulling

XXX is curious.

xxx: one of the links %link to a very well-known porn%

XXX: Opened list of guests

xxx: this link is opened on iPhone

xxx: we don't have so many iPhones and one has recently appeared

XXX: Not at work

Traffic has stopped.

xxx: we open the camera and see this guy coming out of the toilet

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №123866
 02.02.2016
I got a laptop for 18 years. My father runs on me that I mainly play with him, and they bought me a note for studying.
I: Yes, I am currently writing on it.
Father: Are you sure?
I : Yes.
What is the word "FYVC"?
I: in the sense?
Father: Well, judging by the key, it is often found in your classroom...

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №123865
 02.02.2016
to this:
In childhood were in fashion Mexican series, and every second girl in the courtyard was sure that she was adopted, and her real parents are rich.Then they began to show the 'Wild Angel', and the same girls wanted to become the same unusual.Then the era of 'Sex in the big city', they endlessly trembled with their girlfriends about men and held 'deep-minded' blogs.Then everyone became misanthropes and sociopaths, like Dr. House and Sheldon Cooper.

In short, take a series about normal people, it is impossible!"

It’s like "Game of Thrones" is transmitted, isn’t it?

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №123864
 02.02.2016
You start trying to teach somebody comes the realization that you are - to stumble
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[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №123863
 02.02.2016
to this:

xxx: Now in the pharmacy kiosk of the clinic, the man asked for a bat and a condom. The intrigue.

99% that his wife went to the ultrasound.

[ + 19 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №123862
 02.02.2016
and vegans. If your food is the most arch-religious, and your food religion is the most arch-religious, then go preach on the coast of the Northern Glacier.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №123861
 02.02.2016
Talk to a friend about her new job:
I: And the office you have, given that you have one, more room that I rent.
10 Tyres in a Mess. This is due to the cleaner. I think it’s better to live in the office.
I am shit. I need an office.

[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №123860
 02.02.2016
Our company rents an office in the old factory. And here on our floor there is a cabinet on which the sign 'The Head of ERO' is beautiful. The cabinet has been closed for 6 years exactly, no one ever came out or entered. I tried to find in Google what this means - I found only porn stories about bosses.) None of the neighbors know what that means. Some say that his time just hasn’t come yet.)

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №123859
 02.02.2016
>>>So there is no chance of breeding in this particular cucumbers that you are breeding right now. But to perceive changes in the environment, he has all the possibilities. Including – to feel how you clean, cut and chew it.

And if you crush the cucumbers with a hammer before eating, will he lose consciousness? Which place to hit?

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №123858
 02.02.2016
19471: the next post from the series "understood his way and went to suck boiling water". What was the original post about? She warned several times, then specifically stopped pointing out the mistake in the hope that, faced with the consequences, the person will take action.
The first time is a mistake, the second time is a conscious choice, so blaming someone other than yourself is useless.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №123857
 02.02.2016
I pushed Wadik to lose weight together. He tries to avoid. I come up with arguments:
Well, I’m going to be beautiful...
Well, I’m winning in any way, right?
And you are not yet.
And what?
It is unharmoniously hot.
Very very harmonious! You are beautiful, I am a puppy.
No, you can’t: you’re too young for Daddy.
Well, maybe by the time you lose weight, I’ll just grow up to the right age?

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №123856
 02.02.2016
From a conversation with a teacher-collega:"The children need to buy a toy, this, like it - you throw it, it comes back. And I remembered Tomahawk!"

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №123855
 02.02.2016
- Have you ever wondered why in the stories about the Unknown Dr. Pilulkin always treated everyone, even the healthy?
Why is?
He was a paid doctor.

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №123854
 02.02.2016
I study environmental design. Prepod told us how he encountered a very ticking employer. He, by the way, designed the interior of the yacht for the customer. In this project, the customer did not arrange one thing, because of which it was necessary to change almost the entire interior of the cabin: they transferred the heating system, the plate - all this came out in a round amount. What was this thing? The refrigerator contained six bottles of beer.

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