X: No, I am happy with the work of loading, plus I took out the apartment))
and a girl. Usually every weekend.
Y: Oh, this emotional co-dependence of the individual from society, compensated by attempts to find an open-minded fellow to escape freedom, right?)
X: No, I want to fuck.)

Discussion on the forum "Unusual activities for the weekend"
XX: By the way, it is purposefully in the forest to drive and collect a litre bowl of ticks, it is at least unusual.

XXX is at work. I hear something under the pulp shirt, I look at it and it doesn’t shrink and it shrinks! I think it’s all a shit, the scene is burning and falling on a crowd of children, and I’m running away, jumping into the Neva and sailing away.
xxx: And this is just shining stripes in the wires, they shake on the wind and the sun shines.

At work, the windows of the cemetery are now warm, the window is warm, behind the window the sound of an ambulance syrene.
Judging by the sounds, an ambulance is going to the cemetery.
Has anyone gotten better?

Western media are outrageous again: LGBT activists were arrested in Russia during the First May. But in their story, they forgot to mention the reason for the arrest: LGBT representatives fought vegans.

Comments: Are they there, don’t share the carrots?

Fuck you, you are complicated.
YYY: Essence, I am made up of hydrocarbons. What you wanted.
The chemistry joke. by Pam Pam

Lobachevsky and Riman were bad hairdressers – they cut curly, but explained this simply by the fact that their vision of spatial geometry differs from the classic.

Router with six antennas
Are there so many antennas?? to
yyy: One at 5 GHz, one at 2.4, the rest silence the rest of the networks in a radius of 50 meters =)

Walking past the field, looking at the spread clouds, the incredible palette from dark blue to circular white that adorned the sky after a good spring rain, the brain unexpectedly said: here could be your rainbow.

Remember the young man:
If you need to ask "You’re Who, Job?", it’s authentication.
- If you need to ask "You are so bold, joba?", it is authorization.

Do you know what unbreakability is?

One day, in a conversation with a girl, I heard the word “mand”. She asks, “What is this?”

I was surprised and began to explain, "Well, this is a word that has a synonym that begins with P." A silly explanation, I know.

A short pause. And she says with an innocent voice:

and mm. Is it a panda?

I went to a salad store. It was necessary to buy 16 kilograms of packs to strengthen the stalls on which the projectors stood (since no one sold sand in such small volumes). He took the basket, found the salt and began to drop the package after the package. A 45-year-old woman passed by, looked at me, took two packs and went on. I quickly picked up and went to the box. My grandmother stood up behind me, looked into my basket, left the line toward salt. In a minute, my grandfather came with two packs of salt. The case was in Hungary.

X: What are you doing tonight?
Y: Drugs and Sex
Maybe I’ll go to feed my cat.

Andrew_T: Well, Kvyat was sent for the tarans in Toroross, instead of him, Verstappen will ride.
Stepan Razin: Cho?
Denis Yuryevich: Game of Thrones

Talisman: The country needs money. We delayed for three days with statistics - pay a fine of 50,000. In exceptional cases, only a fine is paid.
Mercaptan: It is time for indulgence to sell, ch. 1, 2, 5, 20 and 60 sins. and a subscription. And the map "The Holy Trinity".

I work in support. I call a user:
Can I hear Alexander?
He is not there, he will be on Wednesday.
Can I talk to his exchanger?
He will also be on Wednesday.

How long do you run 6 km?
YYY: A minute in 35-40?
My grandmother is running faster!
YYY: Well, no... what is the KMS on the run?

Rospotrebnadzor has banned the sale of two supplements to strengthen potency.
The first comment is, fucking! I still have to break my finger and bite my tongue.

...and his last two words that day at work were "THE HORSE!"))

<blzz> blasphemy I went to the U.S.S. to the serwak, but my fingers so betrayingly lay on the wasd.