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[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №131450
 29.07.2016
Grey, "There is a cage for hamsters with a wheel, a solder and a cage for feed.[Q] “Why are the hamsters swallowed? The Inquisitor?

[ + 21 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №131449
 29.07.2016
I understand so to tell that people in general and men in particular are different useless. No mentally healthy man is a rapist.
What will reassure you? Do we all need to hang ourselves?
and ==
Yes, you should just stop being offended and take charges on your own, if you personally know that you are not a rapist! And when the brains cease to be obscured with insult, you may be reminded of the empathy and ability of people to put themselves in the place of others! And then, and only then, the problem will really begin to be solved, because it can only be solved by men and women who speak on the same side, not as it is now.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №131448
 29.07.2016
Well... what happened to you? A lot of hernia, no greetings.
Who is in the topic: happiness, health... well you understand.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №131447
 29.07.2016
The patient :

And the aunt-in-law reluctantly translates the papers, saying until she overcomes, the neurologist will not call me.

If you die right in the reception room, then she will be almost nothing, but if she does not give the report on time, she will get an excuse. And, yes, an additional person for, as you say, "translation of papers" is not provided in the scheduled schedule. Medical workers say that if the sick were not treated, the reports would be delivered on time. And everyone, from the sanitary to the chief physician, understands perfectly that no one reads these reports. Hostages of the system.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №131446
 29.07.2016
Why can’t you do a banal pass so that there’s nothing to do?
If you do, it will be annoying for a long time. Make yourself a type if you don’t like it.

coco
Do you always fuck a perfect woman?
Judging by the post, you can only have a brain.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №131445
 29.07.2016
The summer. The heat. I move along the houses - shadow like nothing. A cat comes out of the basement. A sports booster, pulling off the back of the body, follows along the basement. It reaches the next window in the basement and runs there by commanding bass:"Maf,Maf,Mayaaff". (I translate - all by standing "smile"). The basement is empty, loud. "Not otherwise Colonel" I thought. "What is his voice on "Citizen"? I call it the "Big ". To me, the most gentle creature in the world turns the mouse - the eyes with a rope, the eyebrows with a cottage and the voice of a milk goat comes out - "Myajajajajajaja". A good partisan – I thought – is not in vain pursuing...

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №131444
 29.07.2016
We live like neighbors. Sex twice a week, talk about plans for the day for breakfast.
Yyy: My ideas about good neighbourly relationships will never be the same.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №131443
 29.07.2016
Recently, the State Duma was asked to consider abolishing the criminal prosecution for domestic violence.
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Sho, do not even wives without bribery give to our poor chinches?

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №131442
 29.07.2016
to this:

Very logical...

Yes, it’s disgusting, but what to do is education. Strangely enough, it is more female. Mothers under the age of 30 are carried with their children as with a written bag: they cook them, wash for them, clean behind them. We hear from mothers: “Here you get married, your wife will cook and wash.” If you found a girl, then the fathers usually say, "Like - well and wonderful," and the mothers begin, "and she is a housekeeper? the agreed? Will you be able to give birth?" You bring her home, and almost from the threshold: "Yes, listen, my son has been used to eating three times a day, these are the dishes, his things are lying here, the cleaning equipment is here."
Women themselves educate in society the attitude toward a girl as a housewife who is obliged to serve her husband.
This is the problem, yes. Unfortunately, most people rarely think about their life, rethink something. They just sail on the current on the ship on which their parents boarded them. Infantile, non-independent, with "home building" in the head "men".

So here it is necessary to replace the mothers of domestic workers with girls equal to men who would raise this equality in their children.


[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №131441
 29.07.2016
If you washed the car and it didn’t rain, don’t rush to rejoice. The next morning you may have parked your car under the wire. And there are often pigeons sitting on it:

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №131440
 29.07.2016
XXX: With Angstrom's annual turnover for 2015 at ~ 2 billion rubles - this is an increase in the company's turnover by about 30%.
YYY: I’t want to know, frankly, that Angstrom’s annual turnover is one and a half times less than the cost of the capremont at Deputy Prime Minister Shuvalov’s house.
ZZZ: Our entire micro-electronics industry has exported less than the amount of a middle-hand official’s bribery. We have about a million.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №131439
 29.07.2016
A friend in the country has a non-hero such a tank on the roof of the building to the house. The wording he said put it: "This is, eye, mla, a non-stopper for water!"

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №131438
 29.07.2016
The flesh is wretched, but the spirit is wretched.
The Spirit is forgotten, but the flesh is forgotten.
There is no harmony or balance.
The wings are swallowed, the cows are swallowed.

by Igor Guberman

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №131437
 29.07.2016
from news
A 25-year-old British man has lost 82 kilograms and is now raising money for surgery to get rid of excess skin hanging from his body
Commentary: Yepta, it is not necessary for him to remove this excess leather..it must be properly sewn in the right places and there will be a lot of convenient, small and large pockets throughout the body.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №131436
 29.07.2016
Free upgrade to Windows 10 expires today

xxx: A rare case where a lot of people will be glad to have canceled something free of charge.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №131435
 29.07.2016
It looks like:
Hmm to:

According to the lady, she agreed to eat shashchik with the migrants. The picnic was accompanied by drinking alcohol and ended in a group rape. After attacking the guest, the assailants fled without stealing anything.
Attention the question!
Who is to blame in this situation?

The rapists? Yes the rapists. Could someone else be to blame?

At first I thought of the shashiki, but it seemed to be rapists.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №131434
 29.07.2016
The Internet was stolen:
A statue of David was placed in Peter's Kyrocke Square. And then one retiree appealed to the Child Rights Commissioner in St. Petersburg.
- How could you put this man without a gate in the center of St. Petersburg, near the school and church? This giant will wreak the souls of children! - called the indifferent woman to the consciousness of the commissioner.
The organizers of the exhibition from sin away decided to dress David cowards. The fundraising is already open.

I do not agree.
Wear the cowards.


[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №131433
 29.07.2016
Even if he says “yes” first, and then when he suddenly shares a sharp “no” – do not lead to sin, stop! Sometimes women don’t know what they want, and you have to sit there.! to
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Back from life again. I’m already fully dressed... I’m a coney, she’s going through me (well not to the end, but so that with the continuation).. I wear a condom, and then she screams “no” and runs away to another room. I followed her, she got stuck and just cried "no need".. And I am next to me, with a rubber on a "weapon placed in combat mode", I reassured by chewing on her hair "do not be afraid, I will not rape, you don’t want to do well"..

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №131432
 29.07.2016
There was a legend that somewhere far away lives a small quiet man who gathers all the sad tears, makes them stars and hangs onto the sky. And when the cause of sorrow disappears, a star falls so that someone on Earth can make a wish for happiness.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №131431
 29.07.2016
The Jew:

For me, as a Jew, it is difficult to say who I hate more, Hitler or the inventor of the bottle throat for ketchup bags.

Has hatred to be? Is it she does not give the opportunity to take the scissors and cut off the corner with the throat, or simple ways to your mentality do not fit?

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