Remember the investor’s first commandment: “Don’t keep all the eggs in one trousers!”

The consumption of pomegranate fruit prolongs life by one and a half times.

Good dealers of grenades. But not.

Marriage of the Day:
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The Pizzeria.

Incapsulation is when everything works. But where is that button, when pressed, everything stops working.
Polymorphism is when you work and it doesn’t work.
Inheritance is when "horn with it, a fix in the next version".

@JimmyJonezz: So many beautiful, young and lonely girls... but with children.
@33: If you are not afraid of difficulties, then in a while one of these women will be alone with another child.

How to tell you...

In fact, when you mention that you bought a powerful computer, a car, like a toy, and spent the evening with friends, you hear one thing in response: "Well, I have a family, I can't do it."
What is the point of getting married? What does a man get from this?

You are not married to acquire, you are a child of a consumer society. And if it is more important for you to have toys, to do what your left heel will tell you at any time, and not to report to anyone, than to live a loved and loving person nearby, then you really do not marry, you have not matured before that. I married a woman I loved, and my "freedom" was not affected, because I was not looking for a mom, but a companion of life, a fighting friend. Those who marry to be blasphemed - well, to acquire with your words, then they complain that they are controlled, well what do you want. Yes, playing and meeting with friends no one interferes with me, a surprise?

We discuss our pregnant women, for the whole of life:

XHH: My ex-wife at the refuelling station asked for a check on gasoline. and smelled. My daughter is normal, 10 years old. and :)

Today, the customer asked to send him the goods by Russian mail. After 10 minutes, contextual advertising offered to buy rails wholesale. It suggests that if the railway itself is paved and the goods are taken away, it will be faster.

Cucumbers, afternoon and td
People expelled from the country is quite mono to call - deportation

There is a discussion in the chat of the poem Chukovsky "Aibolit"
[9:16:57] xxx: a cow, a wolf, a frog, and so on can be calling KGB field agents in Africa, so Dr. Aybolit is the underground physician for embedded agents to whom they turn in case of injuries. This conclusion can be made from a calling doctor - Aybolit, which can symbolize suddenly received injury / injury.
This is some kind of test center, maybe even a secret bacteriological laboratory, built by the Soviet Union for aid to developing countries in Africa, around which a closed city of type N has been formed. tk. Too many things and they immediately got sick.
And Aybolit delivered some secret super-drug under the code name thermometer and googol-mogol.

I knock on the door, I open the door, on the threshold of the neighbor. A large-aged child weighs under 130 kilograms of living weight. He looks at me for 5 seconds and asks me the most delicious question I’ve ever been asked:

A dog at home? ...

..... I couldn’t even find what to answer him, but just shouted deep into the apartment:

and Martin! It is to you! = D

The bones were brought, it turns out)))

I read about the joke with the purchase of a game comp and it became interesting how an adult would do.
He asked his father, and, after explaining the essence, a short dialogue came out:
What would an adult do?
I thought with my head.

>>>The original quote was about the TV in the KITCHEN! There cook food and hands are often wet, fatty, dirty. And the box on the controller is quite practical.

There is a joke about practicality in the kitchen: a new chef comes to the restaurant and asks colleagues:
Why do you have ropes on your belt?
- This is when you go to the toilet, so that your hands do not take, you pull out the rope and write.
Comfortable, you do not have to wash your hands afterwards.
Back then how?
How is it. Half of...

Q: Do you want to know what was one of my wishes for the new year?
XY: the fried nails?and ;))
XX: (not thinking about it) I wasn’t pregnant anymore!

Oak E1

BukhalovTM: Judging by the number of debils around, the real impact of microwaves and cellular on the brain is greatly underestimated

My aunt was called just from Europe plus allegedly, and said that she won the car, and to get it she needed to transfer to that number $100. She shot the bullet into the store, picked up the right number of cards to pay, and asked me to help her wipe off the protective boxes so that it could be done quickly! I walked out, asked her in detail, connected my brother, father, together they called the reference radio, where we were assured that they did not conduct any such actions and are not going to, and together we laughed at an unfriendly relative, who was almost overwhelmed by telephone fools!!)) My grandmother laughed louder! :)



And after an hour from the bathroom sent on the specified number everything to the last penny.

Hi to! Which planet are you from? Just on my mainland some places are green, some places brown.

Have you watched the Globe of Ukraine?

I worked on the telecast.



I studied in the third grade of university and worked at night. My position was called “Grafstation Operator (Assistant Publisher)”. That meant that I was responsible for all the computer graphics on the screen: all those debit tasks, money amounts, phones, super-game and more.



It all happened as follows. Two hours before the show, I should have been in the studio. The preparation for the air began, the tasks were prepared, either real on the board, or with the help of computer graphics. This is usually done by the publisher. I was just stupidly striking the necessary words in the prow. There were usually two shows at night. Two hours and one hour in the morning. At 2: 00 on the MSK starts the broadcast and went, went. The editor in her ear tells her what, how and when to pay attention and if it is necessary to change the subject. The editor also has a software that shows statistics on calls per minute.



I never thought he named so many people. There were up to 500 calls per minute. On average, a minute of conversation cost a caller 60 rubles. But the system was designed in such a way that the respondent told the viewer that there are a lot of calls now, you are in line, stay on the line and we will take you out. And so until the caller’s money ended. Probably an interesting question is who are these fools, who are being released and they call the wrong version of the answer, although it is obvious. It was me and a couple of other guys from the studio. We went to the neighboring room to the telephone operators and by internal communication "called" to the studio and said the obvious wrong answer. At that moment, the number of calls jumped! As a result, when no tricks helped, the game had to merge and start the next one. The team was called to search for a winner. She pressed a button in her softin and she was illuminated by the random numbers of 10 people who called for this broadcast. She called everybody back and the first person who took the phone and called the correct answer became the winner. He was actually broadcast and asked to name the word. He received a guaranteed prize of 3-10 thousand rubles and was offered to play a super-game. The super game usually consisted of guessing 3 of the 16 possible cells in which the stars were hidden. I saw in advance which cells were winning and could change them. My task was to make sure that people didn’t guess them. Sometimes, on average, once a year or two came the installation that we play honestly before winning and the super prize was also really given. Started a new game with a new task and it all repeated in a circle until the end of the show. On average, for a two-hour broadcast, the company raised about 3 lams of rubles or more.



Simultaneously, there were a series of puzzles that predicted the fate of confident poor people. There is a separate song about them.

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realistically
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In the circumstances of the average family, where both work, provide children and barely bring ends to ends, take and buy a gaming machine for a hundred percent of money, without consulting the family - suddenly more important than spending is, for example, a child brakes to put, this is just called infantile egoism.
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It is incomprehensible only to have children if "if they bring ends with ends".

Throw it off, and it happens that love is a carrot and quite reasoned hopes for a very bright future. Which suddenly did not come.

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Comrade, responding to quotes with "Debt", you are debt!

No, he is boring.