On a catch on the lake. Have you been on natural ice skating for a long time? It is all in the smell, especially if when the wind was frozen. I’m not talking about cold garbage and bushes. Here we would have anyone guessed a normal slide over the natural ice even on a pond in the park to pour.

Nahuya asks, should I have cleaned up the tree?

XX: Of course, I worship from my relatives
xxx: My aunt, who is in the social-marketing sect, gave my mom epic pads.
xxx: Guess what they were treated from according to the instructions?
from gastritis? xd
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
They were treated for prostatitis!

Being the wife of the Aitishnik-Nekromant:
- If necessary, call me for a minute to find out which of these black smartphones is mine;
When heading to the couch, I cross a mine field, consisting of laptops, tablets, and incomprehensible details scattered on the floor.
When I get to the couch, I free room from phones, tablets, wires to sit down.
Now I can go in the note, which one is mine?

xxx: pfff, shampoo for 5k.. we yesterday had a boss, we all gathered types voluntarily forced for a gift, 1k and gave a shirt

T-shirt for 34k

There was almost enough of it, his mother added it.

XH: Added

Memento_mori: I thought after his "mother" lacks a tail :-D

I have a teenage daughter and a son of eight years.

One evening, leaving the house and leaving the son and daughter with a friend alone in the apartment, she punished the son:

Take care of them, or not much.

The son, apparently overlooking the possible actions of the sister and her MS, whispered:

Do you think they’re wiping off the car keys? ! to

A friend sold a couch. It was sold for 8,000. A buyer of a non-Russian appearance arrives, then a dialogue is established (Z - acquaintance, P - buyer):



Q: The sofa 8000r is worth, right?

Z: Yes

Q: Listen, I need furniture at home, do you accidentally not sell the closet?

A: Well I sell it. I give it for 4000r.

P: Let me go. Electricity, that's, I don't have a big car, I first take the couch, and then the closet. is coming?

A: Well let me

Q: All I owe you $12,000, now I take the couch, and I will pay half the amount, and tomorrow I will come to the closet, and I will pay the other half. Okay to?

A: Okay okay



Then he takes the couch, pays $6,000, and leaves.



As you can guess, he didn’t come the next day.

I thought that this coffee story reminded me, and I remembered a similar cry on the back. There the author resented: his dishes are praised, asked for a recipe, boiled unrecognizable (instead of vinegar and pepper, splashed strawberry yogurt and curry), and then cried out that something gets out, see a bad recipe and the cook-adviser pumped, mocked them, because it can not be that something depends on the recipe.

Announcement of the sale of the monitor
"The assembly is Korean, only a monitor is included. The price is +100 UAH."
This reminded me of the same joke from "Stalker"

Do you need a grenade for five?
You need a clear figure... let’s go.
Hold the cheque and chase two hundred.

The challenge at 1.30. The Sauna. Two goodly signed girls were resting. For some reason they danced in the steam itself... So one of them landed on the roof right on the hot camels.
According to the victim’s husband:
- Her friend called me, she said, she is all burned lying, come.
He was on the road and called an ambulance. But the whole story ended with the beautiful phrase of a man:
I was there, chicken grill.

by BES

Then suddenly there is karaoke.
X is my weakness.
Like any man who is a bad poet.
xxx: singing
The poet too.

I haven’t had sex for 25.5 years. 25 and a half years ago, I didn’t participate.

How much does this wine cost?
Three hundred cents.
Or more accurately?
and eight hundred.

I go with my younger sister (7 years) from the store. I carry bread, she is a pack of ice cream. We approach the house, and it sounds like a whistle: "Stand, wait, wait. I have forgotten!" She takes bread, bites a bite in several places, gives it to me and goes home.
Why did she bite?
Let my mom laugh. She’s funny when I do that.

Egor
You are overwhelming)

Irishka
Imagination is good)

Egor
Imagine me naked.

Egor
Now I have nightmares and I sleep.

Irishka
Here you are the fool!

About the makeup:

Karina: ahahah))) there is a wagon and a small cart of subtleties)) just men believe that girls by nature are born with perfect skin, hair, nails, etc.))

I look at you without makeup.
Alexander: And with my feet shaken by fear, I go in the face of this danger, because I am braver than I am.

Let’s find out what to do with the murder.

Being with a cowboy is much harder than being a cowboy.

1> (...) Remember the first rule: windows should not be plastic. never ever.
2> What is the second rule? "No one to talk about plastic windows"?
3> No, the second - when you still put yourself plastic windows, continue to assert the first rule on the forums.

<xxx> Accidentally listened to the conversation of girls colleagues at work:"... and then she was fucked in a decree".
<xxx> is a concept.

A friend of mine told me:
From the wildest bodywork, rushing to work (working as a middle-level manager in the average office), he decided on the road that he would die if he did not cure what he suffered from. I bought a vodka. In the sorting hid under some of the pipes there, the shorter you will find, decided to take a little homeopathic doses during the working day.
I went for the first dose in half an hour, pulled out the empty bottle, wrapped in an A4 paper with the message of the following content: "Thank you, o beautiful stranger. I know you are beautiful. Only a wonderfully beautiful man was able to save me, the raw and the poor, from the terrible death in torments and scourges of a terrible illness called the fucking shit! May God give you health "
Who it was and how the bubble was heard is unknown at this time.