Aldmeris: I like introverts, their personality defects are compensated with a closed mouth.

I can say one thing about the indifference of the writers in the scribes.
There was one old song (song, if I’m not mistaken, Shulzenko).
There were words:

"I will prove you,
I don’t care!"

Every time I call my girlfriend by name in a public place "Daaaash!", she speaks loudly and clearly, so that everyone else can hear, and answers "No Haaaam!". I adore her).

I came to challenge a 4-year-old boy. High temperature. Dad is a great official. Oral rebuked - "obligated, must" and so on.
We give recommendations to the mother and the child says:
“Don’t be offended, Dad is like that because he works in a fool and around him there’s a few fools, so he’s good.

Dad apologized for his behavior for a long time, and this baby made my day! and :)

I call a taxi.The order amount is 215(!) I prepare a daylight without delivery in advance.I come to the place, I give the money to the driver...even when the lighting of the car is dim, his whole face said that I am a fool...

He called the ambulance, said that his best friend is dying, and adults are not nearby. They came to the challenge, the door opens a little boy with a puppy in his arms... It turned out that the bird just ate the food and fell out of the cage.

01:27: BritishBoy: Quiet in the forest!
01:27: Xomka2806: only does not sleep
Why does the hamster not sleep?
01:29: Xomka2806: It is only heard in the bushes of crum-crum and smell-smell!
01:29: Xomka2806: Here is not the hamster sleeping.
01:30: Xomka2806: Hi, Dan)

Topic on the IT forum: "It is very important! Please help me"
The text of the message begins with the words: "I'm in trouble, and I need to rewrite the task from C++ to JS."

I went to work in a small carpentry workshop, and there I had a partner named Peter, who is a non-conflict man, rarely defends his point of view. So, we went with a partner on behalf of the boss to purchase raw materials and tools for the modernization of the workshop. We left the application on the pyloram for boards and brows, and then moved into the building for tools. We bought new scissors, a pair of hand-brushing machines, an electronic angle meter, several coal engines, other electrical tools and a stool that will become the hero of the story (for those who don’t know, a stool is an appliance for cutting a tree at a certain angle). So the next day I received a personal request from the boss to make a few simple frames. I agreed with a partner (who’s called Peter) that he’ll spit the boards at a 45-degree angle, and I’ll slip them off and glue them. Peter started work, I went to smoke, and when I returned, the boss spoke to the partner in elevated tones (the dialogue was slightly changed to avoid violating moral and ethical norms):





(S): Why did I then give money to the instrument? Where is the chair, comrade?



Ivan Ivanovich, but



Peter, you are a foolish man, take a chair! Do not translate material.





After this, Peter still took the stall, but after a couple of sprinkled boards decided to continue to sprinkl "on the eye". After the preparations were made, we decided to test them: we took the stool and fit the boards that were sprinkled on it and everything naturally came together, then we took the boards that the partner saw in the eye and everything naturally broke apart. Then we went for the corner meter and decided to measure all the parts and as it turned out, the boards sprinkled "on the eye" were flat, and sprinkled on the stool all as one showed 46 degrees +-20 minutes. The chair was broken. Since then, I have respected Peter even more, and the boss has even apologized.

xxx: *Explains the problem * Does not work. Everything was written like in a book.
YYY: Try to fix this and that. PS What book are you reading?
"C++ without fear" Overland
I haven’t read it, but the name is scary.

<boron> left the trunk open for a minute when the cat was already sitting in it. When trying to pull him out, the cat got into the corner and began to whisper. I closed my luggage and went home. Everyone has cats, right?

to this:

XXX: The position of feminists
Before sex robots: all men are chauvinists, they just want sex from us.
After sex robots: they don’t care about us, they don’t even need sex.

Blame the majority. Fuck robots, even socks, even cakes. Just calm down now.

HR: Are you looking for work? Do you live in Novosibirsk? Do you have a desire to be the leader of the team? ...

Moderator: The topic is closed for violation of the rules of registration of vacancies and catastrophically unnecessary pencil after the word "wish"

Give me one chocolate and ten condoms.

You can’t get so many times for one chocolate.

Chocolate for me. for work

At work, money was reduced because the employee had a daughter. Commentary of the employee on this action:
XXX: this is how you live with five rubles, then the BAC! and there is no such thing as(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((())))))))))
Who is having sex and I cry?
XXX: I was fucking

News: A 20-year-old resident of New Zealand posted an announcement about the sale of her own pot on one of the shopping platforms on the Internet.
The “good, wild” girl, as she calls herself, offers buyers to buy a place on one of her buttocks for any tattoo. From the announcement it follows that the one who will offer the maximum price for its fifth point has the right to choose which buttock - the left or the right - he will place the tattoo.

First comment: Let’s go down and order her the word "huy" on the bull :D

Haber, discussion of the new scheme of work of the crypto ransomware

SergioBarbery: Creating empty files %AppData%\been_here and %AppData%\server_step_one won't fit as a vaccine? Or is there any data?

Prototik: Enough empty been_here, the code is on the screenshot.

AVX: And the next version will check something else, and seeing only these files, will erase everything to the hell and show a picture of the type of cook-racist.jpg :-)

mwizard: What about compatibility with previous versions? I’ve sold it all out, support it.

Sergarcada: “There are 3 updates for your virus. And options: update and restart, postpone for 10 minutes, postpone for 4 hours, install Windows 10.

At 14-15 years old, when sex was already wanted, and the girls still don’t give, we all shuddered (and whoever shuddered what didn’t shuddered, did it a thousand times more often than the rest), so in those beautiful times I managed to finish when the picture (not the video, please note!) It was loaded by a third. And you didn’t even see what was on her, but just showed the naked Monica Bellucci! And there the hook and the photo of the T-34 tank is loading! Yes, you did not smell Dialope.

Commentary on the series:

"A door without a gate? Why Why?? And also open to the outside so that excessive pressure is constantly pressing on the door? Blage, even in the village houses, doors with a "sleep", seams, so that there is dust and snow to clean off, so that the seal is, so that the "outer" tools to store.

<"sandals above socks"sandals, >

The last century already. Socks on sandals - the choice of the real macho!