I go to work through the cemetery in the morning, so 15 minutes faster. Winter, narrow path, as always. I pull my hand out of my pocket, the keys cling to the wrapper and fly out into the wrapper. Right to the grave.

The fullest stupor. At least I want to dig there. But in my head was a thought: I won’t get home without them. Okay, but you are laughing. The thought turns. Shrinking in Shrinking. Here comes a man. And I sit at the grave, breaking the snow and complaining so:



I cannot get home...



And then it came to me what I said, it began to roar. And the man probably won’t go through the cemetery anymore.

Katy: It seems to me that I insult the feelings of believers with my only existence. What should I do?

Basyl: You can change your surname to “God,” then your existence will insult atheists.

Serge: :)))) No-no-no... Atheists are crushing and calming down, and believers are crushing in place.

This story happened to me at 25 years old, when I was pregnant. I am low and thin, so I look younger. As they say, a small dog until the old age of puppies. This is like the 7th! During my pregnancy I was on a bus. When I entered it, there was little people and I even managed to sit down, but with every stop people became more and more. Next to me was a woman 45 years old, she longingly looks around, sees that all the places around are occupied by some old women, she with hope in the eyes turns to me (I want to add that it was winter and I was in a wide coat, so that the belly was not visible) and says: "GIRL, give up, please, grandmother's place, or I am from work, I am very tired." To which I polently answer: “I would, of course, with pleasure, but I can’t, I’m pregnant.” The woman's eyes are made in a half-piece, and she begins to apologize and at the same time slowly rise, which would mean giving up, but here the grandmother who sat behind us (from the contingent of those who are eternally dissatisfied with life, modern youth, etc., short, the grandmother-scandalist) grabs the woman by the sleeve and sits on the entire bus: "Sit, woman, let the girl leave the place, dispersed, like the queen, the whole youth is angry!“To which my neighbor quietly answers, ‘She can’t, she’s pregnant.’ Grandma after a 10-second shock rattles the entire bus: “Who???!!! The girl is pregnant!! And then all got the subject man, before that quietly stood at the door: "You, old man, what kind of girl she is to you, if she is pregnant!"

(from the comments of RU-CHP):
1: - Well you in the fucking then, forgive me, and the major on the rolls-roys are not many)))) and under those that are - surely the roads are blocked))))
2: - There are no rolls, but there are panamers and cayens enough. Recently, the evacuator Kalina fell on the jaguar)))
I’m always confused about the terminology... Is it performance or installation?
2: - At the time of fall performance, and subsequent installation))

YYY: Do you accidentally have any file or unnecessary folder?
XXX: I can throw it away, but you can get it back.
YYY: No, I need to give it
I may need it later.
I can borrow it.
xxx sends file DSC_0026.JPG
XXX has been received?
YYY: Are you okay?
Yes, I just loved that file.
XXX: I still have a copy.
I am about the plastic file.
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx No no no no.

I went into the bedroom of my parents in time.



They clothed the wallpaper, they had to help.

I am in...

I heard this variant:
The goldfish was caught by the jungle, but he refused three wishes, instead asking to fulfill the first wish of the bosman when he comes out of the deck in the morning.

Connecting the homephone. Kids are running around, as usual, they are all interested. A lot of questions, the answers come up by themselves. Well so here. One boy asks:
Are there many apartments?

I answered:
- You will help me offgenically if you run away and count how many!

The five men were a girl.

These bulls were broken to count. I wanted to breathe calmly. But here, that little girl was screaming!
Where are you? Look at how many mailboxes, birds!! to

I am surprised only that the desire to say in silence: "andaya, we should wash the dishes" is joyfully and unconditionally attributed to the female sex. I have a brother and father like that. Never clearly formulate wishes, breaths, hints and "no one is listening to me". I’m angry, my mom is angry, we’re not women, right? by Beata.

Believe me, there are a lot of people in the world who actually need the services of our bank.

But without our night call they will not know about it.

The son, being in the second grade, said about the hair grown up after shaving naked: "I'm glad to see, mom, that you finally stepped up, the hair has grown, and what was it??!! Adult woman, mother of second grade, and you walk like a saucer!"

#Cuckoo

12 years ago, I bought my cat for 250 rubles. If you divide this price by the number of days spent with the cat, then its cost is 5 kopecks per day.

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Did you decide not to feed him? A dead cat is no problem.

xxx: I personally checked my hearing when I woke up one night from watching porn. And a sad one, there so sadly stood the maid, as if her leg was broken, and the anesthetic just started to act.

From the Guitarist Forum:

I actually hear pretty loud clicks when I touch the strings on the electric guitar. Previously there was no such thing. How to solve the problem?
222: Logically, do not touch the string!
333: The problem with screening and grounding is most likely, some element inside the guitar has gone away (a wire, for example).
111: How to solve the landing problem? I’ll look at the leaked lines today.
444: Electricity invites to make a washing machine socket.
I will probably try myself...
555 to say goodbye.

xxx: So - 15.11.2016 - Ulyukaev was detained on suspicion of extortion. I take bets, gentlemen, in how many days will he be translated into witnesses.))))
Three days! →! to
Yaya: (with a terrible voice) 7 days!!!!! to
SSS: a week will murmure the news, then in a month when they forget everything, they will make a witness
FF: Did you get excited? Preparing for a promotion

The program can download files in N streams, but cases of N more than one are not supported yet

Senior courses of the institute, the first serious relationship, the first rented apartment...

In general, the praised male logic fails on simple household issues, as it turned out: no, that you, dear, I do not consider that everything in the household should be done by you, you just need to do it, otherwise it is a mess and uncomfortable, and I do not want to do it.

No, a couple of weeks before him, of course, it came out that if we are only two, then the option is two - either I do, or he does. He is still together (for 15 years now) and he is very busy. I should have seen his face at that moment.

Simple coupe, I am like a cockroach, on the top shelf.
People were, if you look at them, obviously intelligent! They ate and began to eat peanuts.
After forty minutes, after the destruction of the gift of the southern batch, they got the pot! Here my extrasensory feeling felt awkward! The bottle was with tomatoes! I don’t know which alien frog told them to fill 100 grams of tomatoes with half a kilogram of garlic, but it’s a fact! They ate him! The woman refused and again disappeared in the technological holes!
At that moment, completely betrayal, came the night! They all slept like white people. Within forty minutes, we realized that we were in the savannah, the planet of hell! For, by nothing else, the roar of the ass of a lovely grandmother can explain nothing but the roar of the gin, bitten by the marid for the most holy!
Then we smelled war...the smell was terrible! I regretted at that moment that Lovecraft had died, he would have composed an entire collection until he had died of the smell!
Grandpa was silent, he was calm, this gas apparently calmed him.
The battle of the grandmother's stomach with the sting continued until three nights! The people began to roll in the neighboring compartment, apparently the poison leaked through the holes and caused terrible dreams!
At three o’clock at night, I realized that Satan was around and what power he possessed – grandfather exploded, well, I thought so! Ktolhu and Shab Niggurat just cried, although no one can rule out that it was my tears.

Summer and Saturday. I come back from a meeting with my friends in Hermione costume. Later, I ordered a taxi. I did not have to wait long. It would seem that everything has already been decided: the address to go, payment by credit card, communication was expected to be minimal.



Are you studying somewhere? - said the taxi driver, kiwa on my outfit of white shirt, tie and golf.

I have not studied for a long time. This is a cosplay costume.

However, it is very beautiful.

and thanks.



It seemed like the accident was exhausted, but the driver decided to give me another compliment.

You are good, you don’t drink. The windows are not blurred.

The construction of the shuttle in the district of "Strelki" in Saratov is planned for "the period after 2020".
Wauu: And also after a cableway through the Volga, a new bridge and a cosmopolitan on a green island with a snowboarding platform.