Excellent dolls
Anonymous, what do you think of portrait dolls in photo stories?
For example, when the action figure of Loki is introduced into the game, they call him somewhat Vasily Sergeevich and make him Daddy Barbie Masha.
Anon: Mom horse to be the norm, and daddy Barbie Masha is bad? by D"

The grasshoppers will not call anyone, MTS will turn off his roaming for non-payment.
Skynet will be blocked in Russia by the decision of Roskomnadzor, and the Terminator, abandoned in Chelyabinsk due to an error in GPS, will be melted in the dome on the pins of the cushioners, sprinkled men from the hot casting shop.

News: Khacas online magazine "New Focus" conducted a survey on the streets of Moscow, asking residents of the capital, how they would treat the accession of Khacasia to Russia.
In the responses, the residents of the capital argue that it is not worth joining the republic, because "there will be a lot of visitors from Khakassia" and "they will be allocated money constantly, as well as Crimea." There were also assumptions that after the accession of Khakassia, "there will be more problems, they need to be fed somehow."

Stop feeding everyone!

The Congregation: Yes! Or the problem of obesity, they say, is walking around your planet.

Derand: the problem of chips, popcorn and hamburgers on the planet.)

Congregatio: The problem of a sedentary way of life on the planet is moving... To work in the car, to the car in the elevator, to work at the table... Home for the computer.

rvb_glas: After fighting for a parking spot near the entrance to the fitness center, I am no longer surprised.

Son of 10 years. I just came home. It is wet, in the snow. I split up for lunch. I hang out his pants and jacket to dry out. From the pocket of the jacket pulls a nailflower, folded three times, washed and crushed. I ask what it is, from where? And he says, “Oh yes, Mom, it’s for you. Happy Mother’s Day!

All in Father. The Romantic.

Israeli branch of a German company.

The leaders are Germans. Engineers are mostly Russians.

It is discussed - to take or not to take a very complex and risky project.

“This will be our Stalingrad,” the leadership expresses its fears with a popular German saying.

Do we take a project? Russian engineers are enthusiastic.

Hi Fedor. I just watched the movie "XXXXXXXXXXXX". Great movie, I liked it very much!
But it wasn’t me who filmed it.
I know, thank you for that!! to

xxx: Briefly about the speed of my communications operator: two identical text messages sent with an interval of 2 minutes from one end to the city to the other came with an interval of 10 days... in a month.
Yyy: It should have been sent by Russian mail - it would have come faster.
zzz: Russia's mail one of the pigeons would be sealed halfway.

Black Friday is when you only pay half the price.

The artificial intelligence, which intended to destroy humanity, will find itself in Aiklaud instead of with a million photos of kittens, food and reflections of the ass in the mirror and from meaninglessness and despair will kill themselves. No one will notice this, everyone will be too busy watching a video of a person running on a gas burner.

I recently broke the brain of an 18-year-old girl. She told me she couldn’t remember the increasing sequence of letters in the size of her clothes. Type S goes after M or vice versa. Well, what I did, I worked in technical support, I got used to everything, and I told her that S is small, M is medium, and so on. Kernel panic in her eyes will remain in my memory for a long time.

>>> In the army, the charter of domestic and guard service is taught by the mouth, with signs of restraint(!) They learn, they learn, and they pass on his knowledge like poems.

In front of the army there is a commission in the military committee, at which psychiatrists are cut off from the call of full fools. In other areas of life, such a choice, unfortunately, is not.

The question:
What can I talk about with a guy?? to

Please help me!
We talked to him many times live, but sometimes I want to rewrite!!! to
Help me!! to

The answer:
O.. There is room for fantasy. and. For example, write to him "I am pregnant" and then do not answer a day. and. Or something else there.

aaa: For this damn "good time of day" sometimes you want to specifically hit, so that the spark from the eyes fly. And without any joke. This stupidity is much more disgusting than sweet naivety and sincere illiteracy (which, in turn, can be unpleasant to someone most often because of snobism).

BBB: Aaa, go bite, call, I’ll make a company. and :)

ccc: "It is necessary for all the good to unite and kill all the bad." A cultural capital is so cultural. Good day ladies.

On Friday, at the general meeting, the grandmothers raised the question:
How long can that last?!? Men go to the shower or in trussels, or wash without them, wrapped in a towel!!! Let us look at it!!! to

We have a factory. A man of 15 and a man of about 1000. Yes, and men work, mostly until 19:00. Mostly until 16:00.

The Director made a decision:
Now the grandmothers are also allowed to go to the shower in trussels, or without them, but wrapped in a towel))

Logic of the boss
Your opinion does not interest me; keep silent; there is nothing to complain about working conditions
You find another job.
How? And we thought you’re all right when you’re silent.

The future has arrived! Now in Ashan you can pay for Doširak with Apple Pay :)

I am a girl. The most common, never even male-like, but tall (181 cm) and with the corresponding growth size of the leg. If I go to the store for sports shoes, most often I immediately wrap into the men's department, so as not to waste time.

The seller-consultant, a young man of 20 years with a small in response to the request to bring the same size bigger suddenly exploded a loud tirade from the series: "Well, well, the girl - and suddenly the leg is bigger than I have!". And all the people in the store suddenly dropped their stuff and gave up on me. I am not a shy ten, but it became somewhat uncomfortable. And suddenly, somewhere in the neighborhood, there was a loud voice:

What if the girl is even more?! to

Everyone forgot about me and went to the consultant. I did not see the owner of the voice, but thank him, saved from complexes!

The ability to manage and the ability to break up are two completely different talents. They rarely combine together. So, most likely, to power will come, in the end, some very tight and intrusive type, who will be able where by bribery, where by blackmail, and where by direct threats to keep everyone else in subjection. And he will be concerned, first of all, with his own well-being - otherwise he would not have climbed so high.

Since the general of the FSO Lopirev found less money than Colonel Zakharchenko, it can be assured that the general does not correspond to his position.

This story has long been read in military memoirs. I did not find any further confirmation anywhere. I hope the author is not wrong with the truth.
In the film "Officers" there is an episode: German tanks go to the station, a sanitary train rushes to pick up the wounded, some of the wounded organize the defense. The slogan was “Communists, Komsomolers – forward!” People are deliberately dying in order for others to live. Everyone would die, but the Soviet tanks appear, the Germans turn back in panic. The film did not explain where and how our tanks came from, maybe they thought the main massive feat of Soviet soldiers to show, maybe they't be able to demonstrate this: there was no computer graphics, the shooting was natural, and such a demonstration in peacetime, the pursuit will crash even from the Marshal...
What was outside the screen. In February 1943, the Stalingrad group of Germans was surrounded. The Germans sweep tanks from Kuban to breakthrough to Paulus. Our midst of the steppe somehow organizes defense - the main forces still under Stalingrad blow the boiler. German aviation reconnaissance passes over the steppe - almost - a little infantry, not even artillery. Orders to the tanks in the direction of the station can be attacked. After a few hours in the radio broadcast panic - we are burning! Flanking of Russian tanks. With pilots disassembly at the level of the Gestapo - in the steppe in the winter to see tanks is not possible! A betrayal of the Reich.
What was in reality. There were no tanks for a few hours. Not one one. There were wounded and remains of infantry. A sanitary train arrived at the station and started loading. Half-lived people took the grenades to cover the rest, and in the meantime, whose unreasonable, but as it turned out for everyone, a lucky headshot sent behind the sanitary train a square with platforms - a tank battalion, maybe less, I don't know how many at that time one steam carrier could dismiss heavy-loaded platforms. The station was unable to enter: the road was covered with sanitation. In those regions before the 90s, in most cases, there was still a single-wheel. Maybe now something has changed, but then the composition stood on the approach to the station in the steppe. For unloading tanks in all positions, height is needed - a station platform and bridges that would slide on them. In theory. And in practice - the steppe, tanks are crashed to the height of the platforms and rocks. In 1941 the Germans captured whole unloaded machinery, or simply burned it.
But it was already 1943, people were not the same, the statutes and regulations were observed on the condition - it does not interfere with hitting the enemy, and otherwise - the fight... If it managed to break the enemy, nobody rewarded, but did not pressure, if not - the tribunal. As they say, think for yourself, decide for yourself. The technique will be destroyed on the platforms or... the Combat decided or. Order: From the tanks down. 15 minutes and pulled out. The crew left the cars and watched. Combat himself for the driver sits, turning 90 degrees on the platform - a tank (NOT BTC, but T-34!27 tons - jumping down from a height of at least 2 meters. have seen? Mechanics - the driver - do like me! Upon completion of the load!
In 40 minutes, the battalion is ready to march. Two cars turned to the side - left one to drag them with wires, the others forward. They landed on the side of the station - as a result, they came out on the flank of the offending Germans. The German T4 boards of thirty-four guns fitted well + a surprise. The Germans were assured that this would be a walk by the squads of the infantry, and it turned out to be a beating. I wanted to live by myself, Paulus didn't care, the Germans turned - who didn't have time to burn. Pilots at the Gestapo. No one could believe that tanks could be unloaded like this.