Stash drove to the office on the ploter drawings to print from the report ( well there 2-3 meters of sheets (width of 0.84 )... so that the extra time not to mount when twisting - grabbed under the mouse 4 rope and went to the trolleybus ( to the office to drive)... in the head the thought: " break up plebey, the engineer goes ", I go to the trolleybus, and I go: " a man with wallpapers, for the trip we transfer ". This society is hopeless.

I understand, of course, that I am the only girl in the company who plays in the technique, and of the boys we only have a general whom to stress not a comilfo...
- by the ears in the toner to get from the printer chewed paper, because someone put the whole package in the cartridge at once
Clean the caffeine filters.
Change the lamps.
Repairing a runner-up
- to open with a knife and plates the defective cover on the bottle with water
Fighting routers, routers and other Internet operations
- to conduct investigations, finding out which curve algorithm of action generated this error on the notebook, smartphone, MPU
- to work as an additional interface between a person and Google, because Google is biting and asking him right away is scary
- fly on the scream "Ola Guard nothing works!" when the problem is fixed by the usual restart
- to cool with a strange sound and quiet "oy", guessing that "just broke"...

But the apotheosis was delightful: “Ola, here is a cockroach, kill him!”

All good and calm, I am going to hunt the unfortunate cockroach.

War is war, and during Lunch glamorous boutiques do not smell so elite.

It’s not a bad date for you ?

I was taken to the tomb of Hoya at 3 o'clock at night, at the cemetery, and there something moved in the bushes, I laid bricks on the 16th floor house, and it turned out to be a jewel)))
And, again, I called the MCH, go out and say, I go out... stands, fucking, he with a rose in his hand and a horse with a brick, gave me a rose, planted it in a brick and let us ride around the house.
Yup

Lena's acquaintance tells about a vegan relative that he calls parents who roast meat or fish with carnivores, runs, goes to the pool and plays computer games, and he has never had a girlfriend in his life.

silv_m> and he goes to the swimming pool big or small?

I remembered history. I visited my girlfriend for the first time. Here I have to say that, as I thought, she was very afraid of bugs (it turned out to be not, but that’s not the point). In general, at one moment I noticed a huge bug on the wall behind her back. Then a man awoke in me. With the words "Zay, don't turn around" I take off my buttocks and with all my strength scratch the poor insect. The girl begins to sneeze, and I don’t understand what’s going on. In short, this bug her father dried n years ago and hung on the wall for beauty :) This is how I am a defender :)))

Since childhood I have had the habit of watching. In connection with this strange hobby my parents gave me a binoculars for one of my Birthdays. I knew what people do at home. One grandfather dances every day at 5 p.m., one man can still not decide between two girls, he leads one, then the other. I personally prefer brunette, and in bed she is a fire. There is also a girl whom her cat attacks from time to time. But there is one apartment where the curtains always close exactly at 18:00. There is a guy in it. Yesterday he left them open and hung a poster on the window with a link. I went through the link, and there was a YouTube channel with videos, where he was shooting me out of the window when I was doing all kind of shit, like singing in a haircut and talking to a cat!

What do prostitutes do on your phone? Snow, Estelle and Agatha

They are not prostitutes, they are beauty salons.

From a letter to the designer:
Hello to you! Look at what I painted. is cool?
Wow, not to get off.
What are you doing?
I painted Everest.

So I understood that the main problem worries the Russians – will DiCaprio get an Oscar?

And I remembered the very first "walk" of my eldest son (he was almost 6 years old!) In the store for mayonnaise.
At the same time of year and the same weather as now.

It comes - in the hands of a plastic bowl, half empty and cracked.And himself - all in mayonnaise: a face, a jacket, a hat.
How did it happen...?
I so wanted to try! I went and licked (!!! %) and was stunned.

Professor Snape, we will miss you =(

Q: He has a white car... he writes that he bought a black bumper and will repaint it.
Q: Where is the logic button?? to
D: 4k delivery, 6k repaint... Why?!! to
Q: What are you like as a little girl?
m: black - paint to white, square - roll, straight - swipe
M: It is going to be straight!
D: ah right )))))))

It is hard to love your neighbor when he is not far away.

I go on the road at night. There was a kind of shit behind me and it shone “far away.” I slow down, pass forward and “go away” to him. He also slows down, leaves me forward... and then he turned on the “distance”.

- I come from a walk in the evening, I always turn on the notepad, watch the weather there, news...
Sorry what? Do you look at the weather from the street?
Well, yes, to know at what temperature we were walking.

What is Internet Dependence in Your Parents?

Why don’t you let go of your cheeks?

He: Yes, I’m somewhat stressful with them.

She: Do you think it’s in the moustache?

He said, “You’re going to talk to your guy like that.

She: I have no boyfriend.

He said, “Do you think it’s a bite?

At the elementary geometry exam, the professor asks the student:

Can you define a point?

and simply. A point is a straight line if you look directly at it.

I sit down, tearing off the old calendars scraps, so that, meanwhile, the paper in the maculature.
The case takes place in a room where one bullet was broken.

The lamp does not burn.
and row calendar

The article "Monitoring the expiration date of an SSL certificate" appears on the Hubble.
7 hours passes and... the Habr certificate goes away.