I was baptized and bathed in the church, but it was very cold there too, and I was six months old. Then a severe pneumonia, a severe allergy to antibiotics...Ele survived.
YYY: With the help of God.

As a man of European culture, I respect the Christian concept of conscience.
As a person interested in Japanese culture, I also accept the Japanese concept of shame.
I have developed my own concept for myself: no shame or conscience.

and lifhack. My younger brother asked.

Brother: Is it true that you have all the questions or tickets issued before the exam?

I: Yes

Brother: Thus they can learn everything.

XHHH: today in Kursk barely in the seat of dpsnics
You do not know how to drive!
In short, I go from the subway along the railroad, and there are two menta cars on the side. Luckily, something happened, I went 20 meters to the right, there was a zebra. I pass, I turn, and there is the turn of those who decide to cross. The mentions are satisfied, they make everyone happy

19365: As long as we buy expensive imported cheeses, the quality of domestic cheeses will not improve? seriously? Have you ever heard of competition? We, if you did not notice, imposed an embargo on expensive imported cheeses, normal cheese (as well as butter, etc.) In the shops now find the figure, someone noticed a sharp improvement in the quality of the domestic product? So what is the reason for them now to improve some quality there, if we have no choice and we will buy domestic one way or another?

I work in a small company as a system administrator. Calls the director and asks to repair his computer chair, "You're a computer worker, you know what to do."

The three-year-old daughter decided tonight to be a "songwriter like on TV." She went to her room, and 10 minutes later she came out all painted with a mask, with a red shirt and naked. All in all, it quite accurately conveyed the essence of our stage...

The Finberg Orchestra. Rehearsal of the ensemble. We play something like a ballad, generally melodic and quiet. Suddenly, in the middle of the song, the door opens and a cleaner with a huge vacuum cleaner enters. The conductor (not Finnberg) stops the rehearsal, and in accordance with the musical traditions addresses the cleaner: “Sorry, we don’t bother you? To what she gently answers, “Oh! Cannabis - we are here!

xxx: I passed the IQ test on the Internet, I am 38.

YYY: “Is that at least a Tyr?

News: Cops hit the house of a 10-year-old Muslim living in Lancashire because of an offensive mistake made in a school writing. In the UK, a student from a Muslim family was searched and questioned in connection with suspicion of ties to terrorists. According to the BBC News, the reason was a mistake a 10-year-old student made in writing about his family. The boy wrote that he lives in a “terrorist house” (terrorist house) and not in a “terraced house” (so-called typical houses in European cities).



The next day, security guards stormed the house where the student lives with his family. The boy's room was turned up and down, and the materials in his computer were also studied. According to the parents of the student, they are shocked by the incident and await apologies from the school and law enforcement officials. The boy’s family insists that the teacher knew about his problems with spelling, and therefore did not have the right to report to the police about the content of the work and to expose the child’s surroundings to unnecessary suspicions.

The hour of night. Patient enters resuscitation with a knife. We remove the bandage, and underneath it... a traveler! Where he was taken at night is unknown.

From the discussion of the film "The Hateful Eight":

xxx: Well, a picture like a picture, a Hollywood picture, filmed on a film by a filmmaker from a filmmaker who invited a filmmaker who wrote a filmmaker who wrote a filmmaker who emphasized the filmmaker’s play of actors who know the filmmaker’s text.

yyy: Fi, it doesn’t happen :))) the cows should be :)))

XXX: There are cows, cuddles...

I work in a factory, a colleague's story. Called from the sales department, received an order for the device, developed in 1988, sold for the last time in 2002.

I have to call the employer:

The company is %company_name%. Have you placed an order on a % device?

Well, what’s the problem? what’s the problem?

- So 14 years have passed since your last order, we have %appliance% long since removed from production.

In fact? I wanted to apply for you for a long time, but there was no time.

A new computer science teacher came to our school.
By the end of the month, he taught us to check attendance:

Ping of Andrei!
Ping Oleg Olegovich.
Ping of Bears!
Ping Oleg Olegovich.
Ping wasin!
Ping Oleg Olegovich.

and so on.

Everything was fine, and then Ivanova became ill.

A call comes. All pinguined, came to Ivanova:
Ping Ivanova is!
There is no answer.
Ping Ivanova is!
There is no answer.
Ping Ivanova is!
There is no answer.

So is the whole lesson. Everyone left, a change began, and he stood in the passage and said:
Ping Ivanova is! Ping of Ivanova! Ping of Ivanova!

Then his doctors took him. No one has seen him again.

In the media like publications about doctors-"hackers" type to me one "known" told me that doctors extortion money from him. Real history: A case in a traumatological department. A woman comes in with a bouquet of flowers, approaches the doctor and says:

Happy Birthday Doctor!

I have my birthday in three months.

They began to find out, it turned out that in the male room patients wanted to drink, and there was no money! So they came up telling their wives to bring 3 rubles for a gift to the doctor. And if it wasn’t the woman with flowers, then all relatives and loved ones would consider the doctor a “pickupper.”

I received another SMS with advertising for a taxi service. I said, “You’re not tired of doing this stuff?” He replied, “I’m tired, but I want to eat.” I am so sorry for them (

I donated blood from a vein today. I came to the opening. There is no one, beauty. I sat down at the table, stretched out my hand and waited for my papers to be cleared, my eyes clinged. The process began: my hand was compressed into my fist, I was burned, the needle within me. Unfortunately, there is no blood. The lab worker jokingly called me greedy and that I’m sorry even to fill the table. And so it will be, ohhhh, but... there is no effect. After a minute's stay and unsuccessful excavation, the lab worker decided that another vein was needed. And at that moment I turned to her and whispered in a half-tree: "So can they burn off?" Then I heard something like “Oh, thank you.” The fire was removed, the process went, 7:15 at the time. and good morning :)

xxx: On the radio just: "Inkassator disappeared with four million rubles..."
Yyy: It is obviously a shock that there is such a sum of money. Therefore, all the falls with slopes from the head fled.

...or you are a Barbie doll smashed, crushed and on wild spikes, or a wreck in a bag of potatoes, unwashed and unchessed.
Not the average option, right?

Just people who have enough mind for the average option in such clashes do not participate.

In the course of the fourth, my neighbor in the community was planning to marry a promising young man. True, the reasoning about his life was very specific and sometimes stumbling, and the manner of behavior is strange, but she wrote it to him such an unusual sense of humor.

In general, it turns out he has no sense of humor, he is just crazy. Natural, in a medical sense, with disability and bulky attacks a couple of times a year. It was discovered almost by chance at the threshold of the Zagsa.

In general, the story is long, but to men who are said to be with a sense of humor, I treat with suspicion. Sorry, dear people, thank you for all this smoke.