A naked artist is sitting on the toilet in a gallery for two days. Thus, the woman wants to express a protest against modern performance.

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> For me, it sounds like the "Petrov slicer went into drunkenness, protesting against alcoholism".

by Toaster
Question: What does my provider know about me?
X: The provider is a mess. Google probably knows everything about you, even when you are sleeping, cuddling, and cuddling your wife.
Y: How does Google know about choking?
X: So Kakanye doesn’t bother you?

Tobacco and alcohol taxes are aimed at the development of culture. Nikitushka beats in ecstasy counting days and turns in the head the script of a film that will promote alcoholism and smoking as spirituality.

How strange is childhood logic.
I remember when I was a child, my parents said, "Don't sit in the cold, the kidneys will get cold." And I thought the kidneys were directly in the pope. Plus, somewhere at the same time, I heard the phrase “reject the kidneys,” which once imposed a terrible child’s punishment with a belt on the ass, and thus confirmed the veracity of the assumption.
There were a few years before the anatomy lessons.

XX: It is not a human being, but a walking Macabric archetype. Sex and Death, Death and Sex. I’m afraid to think with what face he cuts tomatoes for salad.

and ZZZ:
- So, Irina, can you draw us a portrait of the Omsk recipient of the mortgage loan now?
- Do you understand that I can do this only with respect to those who take a mortgage at Gazprombank?
and yes.
and well. So, the main property inherent in the average mortgage mortgage is the presence of an account in Gazprombank.

[12:46:47] lexicon2004: yes well you che
[12:46:52] lexicon2004: this economy from the knee rises
[12:47:27] Andrey Frigoris: to the squad?

Today I go with my younger brother in the subway. There is a lot of people, I have no place to sit, I sat in a free place, they stood up in front of me with my back, I go and hold, so that I do not fall. Here I see my grandmother standing, I think I give in, my brother let go, I got up, my grandmother went, we went on. Brother apparently standing tired, took the da and jumped to his grandmother on his knees, sits, smiles to me)

A second after five before him comes that I am standing in front of him.

His face, when he was trying to quietly lie down with this bitter grandmother, apparently she didn’t notice, was invaluable.

From a video discussion about the ability to control your dreams.
We all know what we will do in conscious dreams ;)
YYY: Did we think the same thing? :D
ZZZ: Going to the road?

Today took the exam at 3 course, on the question "what is ubuntu?", the student replied, that it is a programming language...Telled about this to another group, part stalled, and part began to google HD

The new trend has literally blown up the internet – girls prove that they are owners of lush breasts in a rather unusual way. The girls publish photos with a pen pressed directly with their breasts, thus demonstrating, in their opinion, the beauty and splendour of the bust. Some went further – instead of a pen, their chest holds a tube of cream, a gloss for the lips, and even a plastic bottle of water.

One girl went ahead of all - her chest holds a 100-pound man

Yes, I am an administrator in a fairly large store with heavy corporate equipment, with dozens of branches across the country. I sit all day and don’t know what to do. Years three already. At first, I didn’t get out of the office until 3 p.m. And all the branches raised personally. And now I look at the alarms and look for something to do.

Responses to "Dating at the restaurant":

1st At the first date, everyone gets nervous and tries to avoid too personal topics. As a result, most girls try to discuss what theoretically can be interesting to the interlocutor. Do you admit the likelihood that your ladies have also studied your profile and activity on social networks? And the topics they discuss, as well as their appearance, are their conclusions about your personality?! to

2nd On what grounds do you put the mark of equality between mercancy and the desire to dress/feel feminine? You invited the girl to a date at a restaurant, which set the tone of the whole evening. To the natural desire to show yourself from the best side added the requirement to match the level of the institution - and, wow, the companion tries to match!

Maybe a surprise! Is it your satellite?

Whoever has less clearance clears the road from snow.

In our department of cardiology lies the wonderful old lady Maria Ivanovna, 93 years old, a war veteran, and in the past a physician-therapist. Surprisingly adequate and thoughtful grandmother. And it turned out on the eve of the discharge that Marivanna on Holter ECG recorded prolonged pauses, in general, we need to put a stimulator, which our arithmologists were ready to do (leaving home is just dangerous for life).



This was to the patient and his daughter. The daughter (also a doctor, all her life worked on ICE) was brought to the hospital with a firm intention to pick up the old lady. And with the words "you cured her, she hadn't had it before" she began to demand a detailed report on the treatment. In response to this behavior, Marianne simply said:



“I’m not going anywhere, and if you try to pick me up, I’ll call the police.

The U.S. feminist society is outraged by the absence of women on the list of candidates for the Oscar for best male role.

I read this on a forum. One girl and her girlfriend went on a summer vacation to an international student camp in Europe. We talked about language barriers. One Frenchman says they have very strong differences in dialects between different regions, sometimes inhabitants cannot understand each other’s French language. In Russia there is no such thing, everyone from Kaliningrad to Vladivostok speaks the same Russian and understands each other.



The Frenchman digested the information for a few seconds, and then asked the clarification question: "Is it you Putin ordered to say this?"

We develop the topic of Mtsiri:

XXX: Out of the water comes the mosquitoes.
Three or four pieces.
A terrible glimpse,
Following is a child.

YYY: And as he came out, he met,
With a voice, he cried, looked around,
In the pursuit of the pursuit,
Running with chains)

XXX: Lermontov would have slid))

Today I was in Ashan, in Khimka, and by the specifics of my work, I got stuck with a look at a young man of "hot blood and increased hairiness", which in him gave out not quite an ordinary buyer, who walks in the ranks and looks not at the goods, but at the security in the state and the cameras.



A little watching him, I noticed that this person came to the shoe department and began to pick shoes, looking at one or the other shoe. After he picked his shoes, he hid the pair deeper in the shelf and went to the tooling department and took the metal scissors there, then returned to the shoe department, got the hidden shoes and in a few seconds ate the metal truss attaching the pair and ripped off the magnetic clamps.



After all this, he put on new shoes, and the old ones stuck under the shelf, then returned the metal scissors to the tooling department and grabbed the chocolate headed to the box office.



I told the guard that there was such an identity and that it would be good to check the shoes on him, briefly explaining what he did.

In the Urals, a man found his son-in-law with three mistresses and cut off his head. Envy is a terrible sin.