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[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №1203
 24.01.2008
We celebrated the birthday of one of his boys in the country. We were 7. And now the day is coming to an end. Everyone is going to sleep. There were not enough beds. My friend and I were lying in the car and the others were lying in the room. Sleeping in the car is cold. So I decided to go home to get my blanket. As I was told this morning, it was like this:
On the same bed are two booze guys lying and sharing a blanket. It came before that the expressions of the type "Let’s go out!", "what you will get by turmeric". And then suddenly I come in, silently tearing off the blanket and leaving. It all happened in complete silence. And only a lonely voice was heard by one of those guys: "Well? Do you know?"

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №1202
 24.01.2008
Tonight I smiled at Hanson Radio. Dictionary: "And I also pass Yule a greeting, which scratch makes me min... a-a-am manicure, friends write carefully SMS, and then I can not congratulate you!"

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №1201
 24.01.2008
FeSS Senja with bottle I will take OO
Anarchy Ned Ninada
FeSS and with lemon
Anarchy I don’t drink vodka
FeSS Disease as a hand removes :r
FeSS DAK ET for healing purposes
Anarchy is proven to be all misconceptions
FeSS You don't cut the fist
FeSS Main Lemon
FeSS A vodka to not be so acidic

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №1200
 24.01.2008
Yuri ‎(22.01.2008 3:23):
And so came the logic, so came the programmers.

[ + 22 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №1199
 24.01.2008
by Fuck! I was even upset by my cat’s angry and pityful gaze, which blinked at me as I, for a few minutes, struggled to stretch a very narrow patch on my (sufficiently large) breasts.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №1198
 24.01.2008
KiRpi4: Mya... bought a monic lcd and the room is now cold...

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №1197
 24.01.2008
<girlWmini> don’t chew in the nose
<VJ_Frost> O_0
<VJ_Frost> what did you know???? to

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №1196
 24.01.2008
XXX: I thought about it.
YYYY: No
xxx: I offer in sign of trust the exchange of city numbers :-D
The exchange of city numbers is already a new stage in a relationship!! to
xxx: first stage, receiving, anal The second is the exchange of numbers
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY))
xxx yes))

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №1195
 24.01.2008
and Orlando:
For half an hour, a piece of foam plaster climbed over me, pretending to be sugar in the cup.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №1194
 24.01.2008
How can you not understand that we have not yet created a technique that would not be silenced by your experiments?

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №1193
 24.01.2008
Let Google hear.
Let Google find it.
Google will understand me.
This is not the case on the Internet.
Yandex finds everything in the world.
This is not the case on the Internet.
Yandex finds everything in the world.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №1192
 24.01.2008
Even more coolly, we create a separate state on some remote plot of land that no one has surrendered to conquer, we establish a law that allows full free exchange of information.
<RED> It would be great
<tsx> the new political system
<tsx> Communism open source
<RED> not a totalitarian opponent))
<tsx> we force all software under GPLBSD licenses to release
<tsx> and the country will be called opensourcing)))
<RED> yellow))
<tsx> and in the outsourcing visa issued only passed the computer literacy test
<tsx> then we will get it-specialists into opensourcing
<tsx> and then from the lack of these spices will upset it in other countries
<tsx> and since life of many countries is already too tightly tied to it, they will bend at all
<tsx> and here we will come and blackmail them
<tsx> gold mountains in exchange for one year of work
<tsx> and so we will capture world domination
<RED> it will be!
<RED> that is what it is.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №1191
 24.01.2008
The office requires a psychologist-psychiatrist with the knowledge of 1c, for a stunning explanation to the users of the basics of work in 1c, etc. Sysadmin's obsessive conversations on the topic: what all the users of the laser are brainless and do not want to learn.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №1190
 24.01.2008
Place to surrender. Here may be your quote.
The administration.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №1189
 24.01.2008
Tatiana: the grizzly is over)))

Seam: What are the consequences?

Tatiana: the liver is time to clean, travel around the world tired, understood what the trick to smoke grasses, beat a man, learned to ride a snowboard, tried Thai massage, fished for the first time (even fish caught, indeed it turned out to be poisonous), perioded in Thai prostitutes danced on the bar stand (blink can not be drunk) and now I am happy to work (already the third day))))
How are you? How did the NHK say?

Seamlessly no. Compared to you, I think nothing.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №1188
 24.01.2008
Israfil: I cut my girlfriend’s cloth with electricity that... tomorrow I’ll go to the barber.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №1187
 24.01.2008
Green063: I go to the yard to a friend. In front of it is a rugged cosmic. It stops. From it falls out of 7 boys of 16 years, push. The voice: "bla again ackum sd!" "how he caught me out of charge!!!" "Hole you want, he is old as a fucking mammoth" "Lana, papzani, hunyai. Tomorrow we will go to donate blood and buy a new one!" It’s not just gasoline!"
I slipped under the wheel.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №1186
 24.01.2008
The Hobbit
Give a acquaintance.
Romeo is
I don't want to meet a girl with nick hobbita
The Hobbit
Why A?
Romeo is
Because I imagine the reasons in the head for which she could choose such a nick, and there is one that is worse than the other.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №1185
 24.01.2008
In order to get hospitalized, a girl should come to the hospital unpainted. The doctor’s questions about well-being immediately disappear.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №1184
 24.01.2008
and php:
<DMak> that "send of 581 bytes failed with errno=32 Broken pipe in"?? to
<GDim> broken pipe inside

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