by colobok666
Who has a monsoon on which a striptease really fun? dance for a girl!! to
by Kaloviev:
As an option, 8 bit music from any cage.

<Linka> who has a stayary player?
<skambala> with me
<skambala> WinAmp 1.0

XXX is
and here?
YYYY
and?
XXX is
and2
YYYY
Th3
XXX is
He returned
YYYY
and after death.
XXX is
Texas gasoline
YYYY
The dwelling 2
XXX is
Rambo: The First
YYYY
Cheburecha: Gene and the Long Y
XXX is
In the back of the enemy.
YYYY
Carroce... what did he want?

There is an eternal engine. At least one of my neighbors is in the perforator.

Halo to Zaia!
The Third? Why am I the third?
An animal without feelings.

We have 2 cabinets next to the office and a parallel phone.
Two years ago, we had a modem on the Internet. With Caleb (the provider called back). And when connected shouted in the neighboring room, do not take the phone, because if they take when the provider calls, the connection is not installed and everything hangs. Only Ruby helped.

In short, let’s connect to the internet. Modem screaming and hearing
"Hello, Halo and Halo" Everything has risen.

The evil fellow in the room takes the phone phone and rattles the whole "Put the pudding puddle on the tube!!!and "
From the neighboring room comes another colleague and says surprisingly "Aaa I didn’t take..."

5 seconds and everything is under the table.

The client called back two minutes later.
"I’m not the one you called me"

A good customer calls %

I: Pasha, what did you send me for the link?? to
Pope to Porevo.
I: Fuck, I cut off the kiss. The virus is full.
Why did you think there were viruses?
I: I am writing to you in order to find out what kind of guy I have a desk on the office compact stretched back???!!! How to cure it!!! to

Mad: Let’s relax, Katyuk, God saves us all ;D
Seniorita: Oh, but the fucking time of storage is different for everyone!! to

I crashed IBM, I call the support service. I don’t have an IBP, do you have a server? I am there. It is a serial number and model. I - on Fig you serial number of the server if IBC broke? The application is sent to the server! I'm okay (I don't know how IBM adopted it) what happened to the server? I’m (I’m already starting to roast quietly) – I’ve broken the IBP) – well! I (with the dew already)- and we have another server))she is a serial number and model!!! What about him? what about him? I - and he works))this answer put her into the stupor!! I suggest her a way out of the situation - but he doesn't work with that IBP. which broke)))then called me smart people from IBM, promised this girl to insert, and told me that I would apply for the IBP))

I don’t understand why everyone doesn’t like this stuff. I think she would have wings, she would be an angel in the flesh.
YYY: I think she would have wings to be a pegasus.

Kol-john (15:15:06 22/01/2008)
Pipet came, my mom asked me to stretch her buttocks, and I machinefully stretched the lick!
She has already roasted a few.

Beware of the unknown Javanese!
Chukcha: SJ, you are as always on time
Q: Has he mocked?
Chukcha: my boss was delighted by a pop-up window with an expressive phrase hanging about 5 seconds)))

Norceno: I thought I had seen a lot... But today I packed the program, which unknown benevolent people packed in 7Zip, on top of the RAR, simultaneously splitting into 20 archives of 5 meters, each piece of RAR archive packed in a separate Zip, and all together compressed in Tar...

by Ragdar
Now it has wiped. At home, the special equipment (which is 54 meters) ended. I was sent to buy it and given a blue paper with three zeros.
So, I decided to buy the packaging right away. I stand, therefore, in a row with 12 reels, the people are chicking. Everyone was a bit fun, I was a bit upset.
Finally my turn, the package is pierced, the seller: "78 rubles 30 copies." I give her a thousand. She opens the box, and there is a delivery and it will not get close, only a thick bunch of blue. She, therefore, looks at me so indignantly and indignantly, and I am - "This is how I am a fool!"
A line with a wild whistle slipped to the floor.

I recently went to the military. On the wall hangs a poster with the inscription:"Behind this fast-paced age you can only rush on wheels". Everything would be nothing if the poster did not hang at the drug doctor’s office.

XXX is awesome!! I fell in love with my ears!! He calls me every 10-15 minutes!!! He is so cute! I am happy!!! to
YYY: I am so jealous of you. You are happy, and I have a terrible diarrhea. and (
XXX is a bad boy!!!! to
YYY: I know it. No need to drink yogurt.

Throw, blur the show, 15 people are sent to the zone, and every week the shed decides who was not a "normal shed", they drop and send home :)) Who wins - gets the refrigerator :D

wiThouT_boyS_nO_pAiN: the thief of the foundation...
wiThouT_boyS_nO_pAiN: I go in the tram in front of the informal guy with a backpack, hanging a memory bag and a sticker "256".
wiThouT_boyS_nO_pAiN: well I’m so quietly approaching and in the dungeon taking it off
wiThouT_boyS_nO_pAiN: brought home inserted on, clicked off and the computer is no longer on
wiThouT_boyS_nO_pAiN: in the service said that the mother burned
wiThouT_boyS_nO_pAiN: and the main nail I took it, I had 2 gigs

MaZaHaKa: Greetings to you!
KoHffeTka: :-) Hello
Would you like me to tell you about the blonde of our office? It is :)))
MazaHaKa: Let It Go
KoHffeTka: Lily and Katya put on print 100 empty pages )))))))
KoHffeTka: Guess why?
I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean!!! 😉 They needed a clean paper!!!! )))))))
MaZaHaKa: Did you guess?
CoffeTka: No )))
MaZaHaKa: What about Nafig?
KoHffeTka: They needed to count 100 sheets - lazy to count with their hands
KoHffeTka: And who is the blonde after that?

Vassilich: Damn, spam is constantly coming to work to increase the penis by 2-3 inches
Opasnyi: on the march they have an informant from your surroundings :)