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[ + 63 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №787
 07.01.2008
XXX is:
Fuck the internet...the potato fucking burned for him

YYY :
Fuck her, look after her.

XXX is:
and ah. But I cooked it.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №786
 07.01.2008
I go visit a friend.
On the bench sits a 45-year-old man with a little boy.
The boy is crying.
The man says:
Not a rev, not a rev. Now my uncle has something.
He will show me, and he will give me signs.
I stop, I think I would show it. Nothing is
I invented my hand.
In my pocket, I scratch a handful of little things and shake it on my palm.
and WO! The man says joyfully. You see, the money! You see,
How much money does my uncle have?
A lot of money! You and I have no money.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №785
 07.01.2008
A seven-year-old neighbor's daughter plays dolls.
She has two favorites: one is Barbie, the other is from the BRATZ series.
The name is Jasmine, a small with an important appearance explains that Jasmine -
It is a name, and Brother is a surname.

And here she puts Barbie on the floor of such a big
Spatial
The doll house.
He puts a jasmine there.
Their dialogue :
And he said: “Hello!
B: Hi... and who are you?? to
and Jasmine.
B: Oh, what are you doing here?
I am alive.
B: Why don’t I know you?
J: And because you go to every patte and party...
Every club...
(The child is breathing deeply.) And you come drunk... (Even deeper)
Thoughtful is breathing. It continues hard, by slogans)
and a dolphin.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №784
 07.01.2008
We stand in the shop...we drink!all the provants stand on the shelf.The seller (P) passes by in the dialogue I (I) and the friend (D) participate:
Q: Just try to pour the thread on the shelf, I will drive them all out.
Don’t worry, I’m watching them!
Don’t worry, he’ll follow us!

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №783
 07.01.2008
Response to Support:
Hi to. Please read the FAQ - There is clearly written what
We provide NS servers. We do not provide them at all.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №782
 07.01.2008
Love is not when you cut songs under her balcony, but when you re-read 15 times a day yours with her logs in the asche (c) cm.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №781
 07.01.2008
From the forum:
From the supernatural I probably saw only the UFO on the bottom of the city, I don't know why no one has seen it except me and 2 other people.
Moderators: What is the day? =)))"push out" (c) =))
1: But here are the modes to flute not to the face
2 (moderator): and I am not fluid, it is you returned and flooded in all topics, including ancient and abandoned =), I honestly want to know what the bottom of the city =)))
3: quit smoking this shit, harmful to the brain ;-) CITY DAY))))
2 (moderators) and the following!! + and +

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