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[ + 91 - ] Comment quote №780
 06.01.2008
I am studying in the 4th course of NGPI, session in the midst! Going to school is not hunting. And I do the right thing, and hule, when the dean is my father!! to

Anyone who hates such talents - raise this quote to the top of the abyss, let him know how many of us!

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №779
 06.01.2008
The Russians and Disney are an apocalypse...Reviewed by Pirates of the Caribbean 3, he noticed in the last scene, when Vorobei "communicates" with the fools in the background stands a ship with a two-headed eagle in the whole feed...Hule, the sixteenth century, the Russians looked to Jamaica to change the bear and vodka for grass, not otherwise...

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №778
 06.01.2008
The old pirate:
I am confused, confused spiritually.
And the words of love could not hold me back.
and Gerbera:
And the heart is wrapped in the unshakable,
The most divine feeling to tell.
The old pirate:
I’m married to another girl.
I have nothing more to say
and Gerbera:
The deceiver! I am no longer friends with you!
You will be ignored right away, your mother!
The old pirate:
Yes, I loved, love may be,
My soul is not entirely...
and Gerbera:
I no longer worry about your messages.
We have no more things in common with you.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №777
 06.01.2008
Little of the fact that I have the tea cooled, while I wiped out the paint from the printer, which I thought to squeeze from the syringe from the floor to the ceiling... Going into the kitchen, all in disordered feelings, blatantly, also thought "O... Daddy turns the light bulb in..." - and clumsy on the rubber, that he would be lighter...

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №776
 06.01.2008
always liked when entering the chat to watch girls 35-40 years old with nicknames Manjuneck@, Malyshka, Det0chka, and girls 13-15 years old with nicknames Sex-MaChInE, Vagina, etc.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №775
 06.01.2008
ProxxTM: You want to meet me...does ohuenno
El: When I read the last line, I didn’t immediately realize you were talking about the dentist.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №774
 06.01.2008
From Forum

The xxx:
I love you, I love you most in the world.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №773
 06.01.2008
<xxx> I am going to have a big night!
<yyy> O_o you found a girl???? to
<xxx> no, I have a wool blanket, so when you drag a cat on it, you get such spots! In the dark, your PC is cool!

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №772
 06.01.2008
Alucard: I’m still in the cheek because Denis Pedik...
SDG: Yes, and I too...
ALCARD: What are you too??? O_O

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