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[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №1007
 17.01.2008
I came to the country, I think I will go to the sartre on the street, I am sitting there, and I decided to explore a new navigation software, meaning I will include it as a satellite connection installed! The neighbors laughed. but I have done my business well and I turn off the navigator and at this time I go out and he is so again as if the communication with satellites is lost))) Neighbors almost did not break the gut

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №1006
 17.01.2008
<Guest5149> Local
<Guest5149> can you advise me on acoustic systems please?
<shiva1> Two columns are better than one. The next!

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №1005
 17.01.2008
From the city chat:
An erection receives a warning: incorrect nick.
...
Erektion says goodbye to us and goes away!

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №1004
 17.01.2008
Strangely, the humor of Basha is cynical, with matyugs... And in the first place in the rating is still a quote about love.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №1003
 17.01.2008
These foolish Americans did not fly to the moon, a stranger was flying on it, I watched the cartoon.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №1002
 17.01.2008
L&M
Do you remember two twin sisters in a parallel class? The girl is a lace and her sister who was always dressed like a prostitute??? Here is this prostitute studying at the Faculty of Physics and Technology, Department - Destruction of Mountains by EXPLOSION!!!!! to

Zoya
How could a cabinet be called like that?“Well, it’s just the destruction of the mountain ranges, no, it’s the explosion... It’s how each department can be called: accounting calculation by a computer, solving legal affairs by the brain, secretary assistance to the boss by a junk.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №1001
 17.01.2008
Tag: unlucky day
WOW: WOW
HHH: It hasn’t been fine since morning. At first, he did not count the shameless, then found in a coat, which for six months did not wear 2 thousand rubles.
WOW : ))
HH: That’s not all! The fucking 2 months has been spent.and ((
It’s nice with anyone who doesn’t have it :)
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh The best girl of the group called, asked to help with the eczema, take a pinch, or do a lot there! Tell me I will die, right?

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №1000
 17.01.2008
Federal: We employed an architect. It is very religious in which temple I have lived. So here, the designer runs to us in the room and says through laughter: - Boys, I can’t... he’s screening the monitor..." And you’re talking the drum, dancing... :-D

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №999
 17.01.2008
Winter, cold... went to school for a parental meeting, the child's teacher says that in all junior classes, swimming is mandatory in physical education, respectively, hoping to shoot every child a swimming hat. After the meeting, I go home, well, on the way I go to the children's store, which is next door... I ask for a rubber hat for swimming.. the girl looks at me first with a mixed sense of irritation and misunderstanding.. then the face lights up and she, with the look of a man who has grasped the truth, says to me-"A, I understood.. it's a kind of flashmob, right? You are probably the fiftyth person who asked for a swimming pool hat in the last hour!

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №998
 17.01.2008
Who thinks that this quotation is not worthy of staying "+", let the administrators know that their plank has fallen, since such a barbaric nonsense is being censored... or is it the order of Bilan?


[23:14:47] <MathFucker> Zuko, I go out today from the floor of my faculty, and I see a picture, a small group of students, a march of economists, a couple of guys dressed in the style of the beast and pieces 4-5 blonde singing a song by the ballan choir.
[23:14:47] <MathFucker> such a scream on the floor: shoot them

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №997
 17.01.2008
Are you drinking so much champagne?

Fuck, I taste it.

Do you have a taste of xxx? We have six bottles.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №996
 17.01.2008
All reviews of the movie "Stranger"

But this characteristic sent the paddle:

Genre: "Uncommunicable creature in a closed space with reverse counting of people."(c)

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №995
 17.01.2008
G&G and G;
Fuck guys, I decided to study Linux, I thought it was necessary for me or not... but when I loaded in the console under root, I type "kde", opened where and the inscription appeared:
...Hello to! You are logged into KDE under root! This is not the best idea, as under root, you can easily hurt me and your entire computer with your curved hands! Continue to cancel...
I’m in love with linux))) I’ll be studying and studying him, fuck his mother)) It’s just something unnoticed!!!)))

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №994
 17.01.2008
XXX is
Everyone should speak to me "My Lord the Elder"!

XXX is
And say "Domino Origato Gojzumas Taa"!

YYYY
And the parents?

XXX is
No is

XXX is
You can call me as before.

XXX is
"Go eat" and "Go to bed"

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №993
 17.01.2008
XXX is
Everyone should speak to me "My Lord the Elder"!

XXX is
And say "Domino Origato Gojzumas Taa"!

YYYY
And the parents?

XXX is
No is

XXX is
You can call me as before.

XXX is
"Go eat" and "Go to bed"

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №992
 17.01.2008
XXX is
Everyone should speak to me "My Lord the Elder"!

XXX is
And say "Domino Origato Gojzumas Taa"!

YYYY
And the parents?

XXX is
No is

XXX is
You can call me as before.

XXX is
"Go eat" and "Go to bed"

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №991
 17.01.2008
XXX is
Everyone should speak to me "My Lord the Elder"!

XXX is
And say "Domino Origato Gojzumas Taa"!

YYYY
And the parents?

XXX is
No is

XXX is
You can call me as before.

XXX is
"Go eat" and "Go to bed"

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №990
 17.01.2008
XXX is
Everyone should speak to me "My Lord the Elder"!

XXX is
And say "Domino Origato Gojzumas Taa"!

YYYY
And the parents?

XXX is
No is

XXX is
You can call me as before.

XXX is
"Go eat" and "Go to bed"

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №989
 17.01.2008
Diter: Over the years you understand the phrase "Cinema and Germans" differently.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №988
 17.01.2008
I have a great day in my horoscope for romantic dates...does that not mean that I will be fucked out at the exam?

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