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[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №1024
 18.01.2008
Judging by your faint faces, you’re a little surprised.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №1023
 18.01.2008
I told you not to leave important documents near the key. There will be traces of the circle.

[ + 15 - ] Comment quote №1022
 18.01.2008
Dead Boy
Dating site: girl
Moscow
Age of: 20
Sign of the Zodiac: Aquarius
Height of cm: 1,56
Weight in kg: 45

Is it a channeling facility?

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №1021
 18.01.2008
I recently bought jeans, and there was an action - "everyone who bought a dish a gift".....the seller gives me a disk....the first thought arose: "Driver?"..=)

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №1020
 18.01.2008
42: But here I was when I watched my first movie about the global catastrophe, “After Morning,” what was the water?
How many Linux servers will still work and work even without suspicion that they are no longer needed :(

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №1019
 18.01.2008
She
When I see you, my heart starts beating faster... every time I close my eyes... I see you... and only you... what’s wrong with me?
He is
I dare to hope that this love is my queen.Because I am not my own without you.Every day I live without you brings me indescribable suffering.
She
Oh, the damn...
He is
Oh the Sunderland.
She
Without you, you give me the meaning of life every day.
He is
I can’t imagine my days without you, you are my life.
She
Well, why does fate play its wicked jokes... and you are my strike now so far from me...
He is
Remove your ass from the chair and walk a couple of entrances.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №1018
 18.01.2008
If all the rumors were true, webmasters would have an uninterrupted intimate life.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №1017
 18.01.2008
I watch American movies. There, the type of guy is fired and the employees say goodbye to it. Everything says he is a good worker.
What would we do without you, Dick?
-"Get a girl"
Fuck, who did he work for?

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №1016
 18.01.2008
sn00ch1

Yesterday I watched a picture in the store of communications and discs:
A man stands, looks at the discs (looking for a long time, because he drank decently), then gives the seller:
- You can buy the disc, the son asked.
What a disc?
- Oh, I will remember (I will take my head) - he gives - "Stand and roll"!
The Seller: What?
- Well the disc is called "Stand and roll"... oh! ... no, somehow... "Let’s lie and blues"... yes, in my opinion, so... - Burovit about himself: - Lie and blues... no.. run and rock.. oh... no, fuck how he... rrrr! I will call my son!
He gets the pipe, ticking his index finger on the buttons (like by the sensor and not bringing the phone to the ear, turns on a loud communication and waits - go swings... the son takes the pipe, and then follows a dialogue, after which the whole store just lay (and I included)!
What is the name of this dish, fucking?? to
by CD-RW
Sidi and Rwi!! to

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №1015
 18.01.2008
Vad: We thought here and believe that the runners should take responsibility for the show "Rambo IV" on the territory of the xUSSR - to release a film with the quality of a ripped video cassette, with a contrasting color, with a floating place of sound and most importantly - a one-headed disgusting translation of Volodarsky!

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №1014
 18.01.2008
Tolstoy
I hear the end is near.

nick
The light?

Tolstoy
Masha

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №1013
 18.01.2008
XXX is
My mom came and gave me a portion of a mandarine.
Well, I pull him into my mouth, and then I look at the hair on it, I began to shoot, I look not alone, I looked up and he was all dirty like from the floor.
YYYY
You have a good mom!
XXX is
I ask her if you’ve robbed her, she’s – ha ha.
I - and what did not wash, she - I thought you't notice
I’m just under the table, I have the most caring parents.
YYYY
I did not risk myself. and 😉

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №1012
 18.01.2008
THEFENIXX :
A matan to learn well under black, better symphony.
And in general, the Matan contains elements of primary evil, which are often sung in black, here is the resonance of music and material, and hence the easier perception.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №1011
 18.01.2008
He: Will you go for me?
She: Hm...
It is: Early
See also: Penguin

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №1010
 18.01.2008
As usual, you don’t even call me.
2: There was no time, yesterday the man came to visit
1 – Yesterday
2 - Yesterday by Alla
1: and the outcome?
The posture was different :P

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №1009
 18.01.2008
Announcement of sale of the car:
The car is partially disassembled, on the go! all the parts are, in principle it is almost assembled!!!!!!!! to

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №1008
 18.01.2008
Today in the metro.
I sit on the bench and the train arrives. A guy with a keyboard and a monitor (without a box) comes out and goes to the transition. 2 guys (seated next to them): emm... wondering where did he hide the sysblock??...
The guy who heard them: BLUE!!! He runs into the closing doors of the train.

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