We sit with the whole family on Sunday and have breakfast. On the radio broadcasts Elena Malysheva with her program "Health". We didn’t have time to turn it off in time.
We hear the following: “Today we’re going to talk about climax. A woman in her fifty years was believed to be an old woman. Remember what Pushkin had in the fairy tale of "Fisherman and Fish" - "They lived 30 years and three years." That is, if a girl married at fifteen, then in thirty-three years she is not as old as she should be, this old lady! And she is evil because she had... vaginal dryness!”
The father dropped a spoon in the borst. Blind, he says, lived for so many years, and did not know why in the fairy tale, the whole cheese bar burned.

Today I was stunned to watch the news on the first, to find out at least once NOT from the internet, what is happening in the world.
According to the version of the first channel, in the world is created exclusively Dmitry Medvedev.

The multiplayer universe of World of Warcraft was the cause of another sad incident: a seventeen-year-old game fan from China set his classmate on fire right in the courtyard of the school, pretending to be a "fire magician".

Better ice that guy knocked:))) Not so badly would he hurt
The second one is not a palladium.
And the second look played in the Sims, not in Varka.

1: "Yesterday I noticed that the cat by the command: "Kubble!!!" automatically cancels the last movement in space)"(c)
XXX: A sweet cat comes to us. Welcome to!
2 of Kabbalah!! to
2 and)))
MINSKSEX: A loving cat leaves without saying goodbye.
2: 1> see it works )
1st: Patchwork

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When you hit your head on the key, what letters do you print?
Lawyer of the Devil
Enarpoid
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rngon
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You have a broader forehead.
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What do you do when you hit your right cheek?
Lawyer of the Devil
NGRP
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Titanium Sh
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Have you tried printing in language? I wrote this word in language.
Lawyer of the Devil
No sorry
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And the nose? Try it, fun
Lawyer of the Devil
The soldiers went there, and it was really fun.
Format_C:eft (20:25:35 28/01/2008)
I will not advise you fucking.

<Kosh> Someone with the boss was lucky :)
<ACE@work> How is it?
<Kosh> Well not a bad man in general)
<Kosh> Humor in general at the height)
<Kosh> Yesterday in the negotiating room thoughtlessly used under the table plug to pull out, and not Neku sent, which is typical for directors
<Kosha> And here comes the manager Natalia
<Course> Oh! Valery Mikhailovich, I found you!
<Kosh> And he is from under the table: Fuck! I thought I was hiding well.

This dialogue was observed in the meeting:

<he> do you love me?
<he> and
<he> are you smart?
<he> and
<he> are you good?
<he> and
<on> are we going to go?
<he> and
<he> what is true?
<he> and
<he> fuck no, I can’t do that.

(c) Wild_Spy

Cerbery
You can explain to me what hero the boxers always have with wins and 1-2 losses...who are they winning all the time that they never lose?
Could they beat the Tajiks in the market?

fucking
Oh, and 1-2 defeats, it is when they accidentally hit grandmother Masha, who came for the potatoes.

She: Okay, I’ll just disappear, do you want?
Do you want me to call?
The channels are broken, and between us
A very thin thread.
You will not be filmed with us.
Films on your mobile
Gothic
Their grief...
He is: Beautiful.
It’s Timothy – Don’t get mad.
He: I was hot.

I have a SMS.

Mish, I can’t live in uncertainty anymore, tell me something, we don’t see you for 3 weeks, it’s a shit or what?

I was hit here in Ashka.

You may be called Ruslan.
XStalkerX: Ahuet) I did not guess)))))
Isq: Don’t get married, but how?
XStalkerX: 1) I am a programmer.
2) I have a girlfriend.
I’m not going to stop dating her or change her in any way.
Will we continue to communicate?
Isq: Let’s, I’m a lawyer, married for 3 years, I communicate because it’s boring, and I don’t care that you have a girlfriend. What will we communicate?
XStalkerX: 1:1

The guy knocked on an aska girl, he wrote in his info"RAP ROULETTE!!and "
He is: Hi
We are not on the road, I listen to rock.
Fuck if you listen to rock.
She went to the fox.
Fuck the Fuck.
She: You are trichlorideepisodialepommyblowjobblowjob
Is the recitation clear? What is unknown
She : A?
Why are you silent, the Samaritan guerrilla?

Editing files in the text editor:

There may be another difficulty here - if you edited the file and then changed your mind to change it, then when trying to get out of the editor, it will tell you that, for example, the file is not saved, and will refuse to let you go. In order to insist on your own, you can put a crying sign after the command, then the editor will understand that you are serious and will not argue with you.

Listen, why when I lay my girlfriend between her legs on jeans, she likes it, and when she puts her hand in a cowardly shirt, she cleans it?
YYY: Where does this process take place?
In the street, next to the house.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Dimas
Do you want to go to Quake?
GooDok
I am in theatre.

1st
US astronauts reject accusations of drunkenness
2 is
and)))
2 is
I think in the heaters they carry raw materials and chase already at the station ;)
I would do so.
1st
HY-HY
I’t let you fly.
2) is
I would have drunk from the mechanics on board and they would have made me a snail inside the rocket! ;)

Remember: If a girl says to you "then", this means—

"I’m going to go!and "

ANGEL &#8206;(11:21):
Three years ago I had a romance.
Tagged with &#8206;(11:21):
His name was Roma and he was a psychic.

Dear subordinates! If you do not finish missing in the working hours at the tower, then you will have to disappear from the list of employees of our company!!!! to

I have a cat and it has been ripped out in autumn. She has such a habit of pressing from the fork in the kitchen to the balcony.
I come home at about twelve o’clock at night and the cats are not at home. I went to the street to examine the area of her approximate fall from the fifth floor. There were no lights in the courtyard, I lighted my cell. I found a cat's tube, dug a hole, buried it. And in the morning Risa comes home, all in the ground and leaves.