08:13 Kissenger smartphone accessory will be able to accurately reproduce the kiss of the interlocutor
I couldn’t understand why I kissed Brezhnev and called him Kissinger... Doctor, is everything hopeless with me?! to

I took the room and the owner of the apartment said that I can drive a grandmother... Su*A, she is also beating a sick man.

> I once met a girl... yeah, very scary. and real. Strabismus, wrong bite, complete! lack of breasts, huge ass. The men did not see it. The laws of nature cannot explain this.

For a really huge food you can forgive a lot.

The rumors about the hoops are greatly exaggerated.

I drive a girl, I look.
I was a little submissive. I ask :

Why not in the courts? Where are the seeds? What if I find?
So I wanted to remember my youth, and to break them.

And they tell me –
Yuri, you have to go. Fully swallowed?
Her mother has already searched all the courtyards.
To conduct you?

When people met for a long time, knew each other, fell in love, decided that they wanted to be together - and then moved to sex, and there was a problem with sex, then all the people who have solved this problem will overcome, supporting each other. But start with the peppers, then discover that a man is a shit, just three months of bouquet-sweet dates and a man and a woman can successfully demonstrate only their attractive sides, and the brains in the pink mist of passions have turned off the critical perception, hystericity is perceived as "how frightened and sensitive", and pathological jealousy or tyranny "such a caring/ah, no step will go away" - the aftertaste of a rushing fuck will be as if in this joke in the ears.
Scorotrach is for purely physiological picapers, when a person is not considered in advance as something more than a living vibrator. It is not worth condemning people who want precisely the intersection - if, of course, both of them want each other - a normal physiopsychological need - but to interfere with this matter with those who expect to become a couple is still not worth it. It is shameful when one side lies that it wants an intersection, in fact after this imagining itself a venerable, and the other side hangs on its ears that it wants relationships, although in fact, having received an intersection, falls into the beautiful far away, because the "relationships" de facto calls the prelude, and the prelude is completed.

I want all the fools to die!! to
Are you sure you will stay alive?

I don’t call anyone to anything, I just share memories. 15 years ago, I met with a guy: 3 months of dates, everything is wonderful, consistent beauty and relaxation of the air. I don't remember who of us came to the idea of starting to live together... Okay, we hardly rented out the apartment (a separate epic of a month and a half), we live. In a couple of weeks it worked. In a couple of weeks, it worked! This is a very different idea of a shared home. Although it seemed that everything was discussed from all sides, they spoke - a wonderful mutual understanding was only in words.

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Furthermore, discussing “money protection” under the news from Mail is not easy, because it is not easy. It is News Mail Ru introduced paid comments and it is in these comments that half is advertising shlux.

No matter how perfect the information machines are, none of them will replace the book.
Try to fall asleep with a computer or TV on your head.

No book can replace a fat cat on a pillow.

So that the cats didn’t jump on me while I was working, I launched a mobile app for cats (I don’t know how you imagined the future as a child, I’m not sure).
Mice run around the screen and feed, if you hit them with a foot, a point is added.
This is Furor. Cats sit in line to play. I watched them for the second hour and am glad that I can now work normally. Work until it started.

Katze North: Cat critic unrecognized, sat on the printing of my fixes and eats them
Drekhann: In-depth study of material
Katze North: Comprehensive, UGU

One night, a man walked away from his friends, apparently waking up at 4 a.m. in a cold sweat and realizing that something in life needs to be changed.

KHH: Everyone probably used a working printer not for work?
Q: How can they be used otherwise? and ;))
ууу: We at work specifically for this reason hanged the camera over the printer so that no one else breaks their weight)))
I broke my weight O_O
I am about printing books, referrals, and TP
I didn’t sit down, honestly. Hidden by *

Comments on the video where a cat attacks a person:
xxx: One of the reasons why I don’t have, and will not have, cats, is that after such an act of mimicism, the cat will be killed immediately by the first sublime object, without hesitation, as quickly as possible. The creature that eats my food has no right to show aggression to me in any way. There are no exceptions.
YYY: Don’t get married.

In Moscow carried out inspection after the girl fell into the rubbish pipeline
Nothing surprising... now the girls are trying to lose weight, so that their bones could be seen...I went to throw a package of garbage and pulled the package behind me.

No book can replace a fat cat on a pillow.

If he also begins a song to the right and speaks a fairy tale to the left... And the golden chain generally greatly improves life!

Former Top Gear host sentenced for equating ice cream lovers to gays

It is strange that not ice cream lovers are outraged, but pederists.

I traveled to the United States 5 years ago. After a three-month stay in Alaska, there are a lot of warm things left to carry with you no smile at all. The next stop for a couple of weeks was Miami. From there, we decided to send our things to Russia, home. They came to the mail, bought a box, packed it properly and went to order the package. The operator was a classic big-mama - a good-hearted black-eyed African-American with a thousand stitches on her head and a weight of one and a half cent. During the process there was a dialogue:

- Sir, in the column "recipient" you must indicate the name of the person who will receive this package.

Everything is right. I will take this package myself.

He smiles and mistakenly turns his gaze from the paper to me and back.

Are you leaving Miami so quickly? and disappointed

“No, we just arrived and plan to stay here for a couple of weeks, then New York awaits us. and :)

How do you get your package?? to

I promise you I will get it personally without any problems. I was amused by her too good opinion about our mail system.

OOO OOO! You are playing me! You laugh and kill!



The package was delivered quickly and paid cheaply. Five weeks later, I received it at the central post office of my city. I remember shaking, but kissing. The aunt who gave me the package was first long read in the "pump" on the box, and then strangely cracked on me) This is the opinion of our Post from American colleagues :)

When I was a student, I had a car, but there was always not enough money. I decided to find work for the evening/weekend. I posted my full resume on several popular resources and a call was given where I was invited to an interview. I arrived at the appointed time in a very modest office. There were no signs at the entrance, and nothing else with the name of the company. In the corridor I saw a person 5-7 of the same applicants as me. The girl - the secretary headed the line, printed our resumes and referred them to the office returned and called by name to the director for an interview. It is my turn. I enter the office, the director stands up, draws his hand and says:

-Good morning, Name_Fatherhood, you know I am very impressed by your resume. What about being not a courier, but a “courier-seller”? Money is much more serious. Can you sell?

- Well, help with the choice I can, and so what to "touch" what the buyer does not need I will not.

What do you mean?

- Well you know they go through apartments, all kinds of vacuum cleaners offer for the angry money?

You have heard about us...

A few seconds of discomfort.

I stand up silently and leave.

The preface. I live in a regional city. A local carrier purchased once in Germany ecologically discharged German buses "Mercedes" (it must be said, quite suitable cars) and let them on the routes around the city. In the salons of these buses the first time everything was in German: the traffic scheme (naturally old, German city), the inscriptions on the doors of the type "attention, do not hide!Even the advertisement of their local zoo.



Now the story from the words of the teacher of German (!) In the language of our university: "I am going on the bus this morning. Suddenly, there is a group of German comrades. And so lively they discuss among themselves how to drive to the central square and where they are better to get out, and try to navigate the old German scheme in the bus cabin. I decided to help, explained not to look at the scheme, and to what stop they need to pass. The Germans thank for the explanation in German, and already about to go out they ask, "Do you all understand German like that?" And I decided to joke, “Not for what, I say. In our city, it is common in German buses to speak only German. They laughed and realized I was joking. Laughing, they head out. And then on the next seat suddenly a sleeping man of the most astonishing appearance: “Auf Wiedersehen!” He cried loudly. The faces of these insiders I remember for a lifetime.”