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I am a foolish shopper.

Julia is
How is the officer?

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Look at it was. I went to the bathroom and noticed that there was a nail at the door of the closet. In my head there was a thought that I had to kill him! A balloon with air refresher. I broke it through... how the stream flew from there!
I shrink and let him go to the toilet. panic shopper
Then I visited another thought: it will smell everywhere to be pushed out on the street. I walked through the room and at the same time popped the stream on my pants!!!!!!! to
I immediately froze my leg and sprinkled the telecast.

Julia is
It feels like you’re quoting something like that ? ?

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I think he’ll hurt me now.
So here, I went out on my balcony and put him out on the street...like everything is okay =) I decided now to play with him began to shake him, shake, smell.

Julia is
I haven’t been so roasted for a long time.

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I am a fool, fucking my fool! I will return!

Julia is
I will not remove this log! I'll read it again when I'm in the mood ;)

and...
It must be in the top!! to

It is not the light of reason that blinds, but the darkness of ignorance.

A real incident that happened to me in the subway. I passed with

Serpukhovskaya radial station at 8 a.m. (I emphasize) and sat in

The train on the Dobrininsky Ring. At the time of the landing the grandmother is carrying.

“The God of God.” And as all the grandmothers run with a package "on the overweight"

Traditionally, the hands are stretched forward. The people who stood at the door

The car did not "react" to this "threat" and was cold-blooded.

He said, “It will not succeed.” As soon as my grandmother came to the door,

The engineer closed the doors. My grandmother didn’t fly, but

It was just a package in which it was...fresh purchased.

cream in packages. The package is so well packed that the content

Immediately a wind rained on all who stood by the door. From Surprise

The people were upset, but with a natural desire to remove the package.

The grandmother pulled him onto herself, that is, to the outside of the car.

What remains unpressed content sprinkled again with a double

All of them (including me and the third group)

Again, and... at this moment the engineer noticed an aging old lady and...

I opened the door of the car. The silent scene of Gogol "the revisor came" and...

The old woman began to retreat from fear. She was lucky,

The driver closed the doors and the train left. Everyone is in a hurry.

It didn’t make sense to work, and since then I’ve always held the door.

If I see a running car...

The girl came from school and showed her father a diary.

“Well,” said the father, “one five and four. Yes, and this is what

So that?

A commentary, Dad. The teacher says that I talk silently and

He promises to take action.

The father writes in a diary and makes a note: “If your measures

Help me, let me know. I’ll try it on my wife.”